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PARKING & COVER
I arrived around 7pm on a Saturday night… paid the $2 for self-parking (I think I saw an option for valet, but I don’t normally do that) and then $20 for cover.…

When I arrived the parking lot was packed. Got a spot finally and went through the side door. Amazingly it wasn’t dark this time and there was light in the place. As you walk in,…

This was the closest club on my day out for club hopping. That didn't happen due to other events. Anyway I wasn't as prepared as I should have been by reading about parking.…

I’ve been going to the Gold Club for many years. Afternoons have been the best time of the day to go. There seems to be a touch more mature entertainers during the afternoon…

The venue is very truck-stoppy: dirty, ceiling falling down, not a dime has been invested in this building in decades. The day I visited was in the 80s outside, and mid 70 degrees inside,…

Onyx had a free VIP entrance so I decided to go with a friend who was on the bill Thursday. Parking was 20 bucks when I got there at 10:30. Parking lot was being awkwardly…

I have such mixed feelings about this club! I’m a semi-regular here (often times where I come for the UFC PPV cards monthly) and it’s got all the elements of a great club. Where it…

I hadn't been to this place in a several years, so it was quite different than I remember. I arrived at about 2:30 in the afternoon. There is a center stage straight ahead…

Visited early afternoon this past Wednesday. I typically prefer the afternoon over the evening since it is quieter and more direct.

Always ample parking in the lot right off of 19. I entered…

I know others feel differently, but I simply cannot get into or enjoy this club. It’s been described very well as a well appointed facility, very clean and nice setup with large center stage, 2…

This is now listed as being in Chilicothe, but it is not there Chilicothe is ~7 miles further south on IL-29.

As mentioned in my last review it was closed when it should not have…

Arrived around 9pm on Sunday night. Standard cover (19.25 or something and includes a ticket for a soft drink). Two of the stages were in operation and there were a lot of dancers and a…

It’s been several years since I’ve visited H-town, but I remember St. James being a bit better than this visit. Club is relatively the same, I arrived around 8PM, paid my $20 dollar cover, bought…

Well if you’ve been here before then you know the drill. Give yourself 10 seconds to adapt to the dark in the 1st door. Once inside, the club is very darkly lit. Bouncer collects $20…

I almost did not go to FKK Oase. A couple of dudes in Sharks downplayed how good it was and one of our fellow TUSCL members told me how far it was out. After…

Went to this stripclub to introduce my friend into tis world. It was his 1st time and lemme tell ya, it was worth it for him.

First of all, the club is huuuge. Way bigger…

My visit was on a Sunday night after 9:30PM. You open the main door to the club and take a right and a bouncer was right there to collect $20 cover. I walked ahead…

I can't tell if the price is $20 or $30 for late evening. I was a regular before covid, so I just pop in once in a while
I don't think anyone really likes this new…

I was bored and in the area, so I decided to stop by this little hole in the wall spot on a Sunday afternoon. Parking is right in front of the building and I felt…

Was visiting MO to see family and made a stop here for a bit of a break.

I stopped by when they first opened to find only one person in the place a male…

I actually came here by accident - was looking to see ufc ppv fight and all the bars recommended I go to a strip club.

it is in the city and parking wasn’t bad…

The BF is located on Route 19 about 5 miles north of Red Room and Allure. Bar is small, but has 2 bars, and a small square stage with a few poles. Bathrooms are…

After a disappointing visit a couple weeks back, I decided to give my home club scores a second chance. As luck would have it, I had a nice albeit short visit. I was in and…

This is my first review but I will try to provide as much information as I can and follow the desired format. I am a regular strip club patron and like to try different…

Had some free time Sunday afternoon. It had been awhile since I stopped by the Venue (I usually stop across the street at 205) so I figured I'd check in as I've heard great…

Got a free night so thought I'd go for a little drive to check out a place I'd never been before.
Arrived Wednesday night around 11:15 to a surprising number of cars in the large lot.…

Changed up my plans of making a return trip to Perfect Ten and instead decided to check out Tiffany's Cabaret for their Tuesday night $5 dance special. Maybe one of my most disappointing club…

I had some free time so I stopped by on a Friday afternoon. As others have said, it’s located on a somewhat residential street and only street parking is available. I had…

My plane arrived at San Antonio airport, I picked up a car, and I decided no better time to start checking out the cultural attractions of the area. P10 was very convenient to the airport…

I had been here previously, approximately a year ago. Had actually driven by on Tuesday night, but there were only 6 cars in the parking lot. Wednesday had a better turnout. Granted,…

This place was closed for three months starting around the middle of December. They reopened on Valentine’s Day and I stopped by a few days later on Friday night around 8pm.

As been said before…

Pans is the go to location in seattle bar none. Most variety, negotiable pricing, overall atmosphere.

Came in Tuesday late morning early afternoon ish. Cover around that time is only $10 if you’re the first few…

I have been going to Atlanta for business a couple times a year for decades and when there I always checked ATL clubs in the so-called "strip club capital of the USA"...so I…

Same old Lookers that is more like Hookers.
Arrived and chatted to the hottest door girl around. Been a few weeks since in. She owes me a date, she hadn't forgotten. Like her honesty. Waiting…