PassTheDutch

This visit was a few months back and it was certainly an experience. It was about 3-4AM when I stopped by. The club is pretty small, you walk inside and the bar is to your right and it's pretty stuffy with how it's laid out. The women are mostly skinny spinner type latinas. I have visited stir crazy before and it's usually pretty hit or miss, i do not suggest visiting their dayshift/early evening shift because it's been pretty dead when ive been during those times. But about this visit specifically. I walked in while the club was starting to lose it's energy and I was about to leave but I walked by this one milf stripper who shoved her tits in my face on the floor and was really handsy. Got like two dances with her with a ton of mileage. Her hands wandered to some places during the dance and she was a really fun experience. I was surprised to be honest because of how open the lap dance area feels but it goes to show you how far you can go at stir crazy. Don't remember her name but you'll know it's her off of her vibe if you ever visit. Lap dances are $25 btw i paid for like two dances with her and needless to say it was worth it.

Decent Club 3/5 I visited on a weekend just to check out the place, at about 1-2am. Whole club is pretty small, entire place is pretty much one square room with a bar next to the door as soon as you walk in, an opening with some chairs nearby and the stage, with a bottle section behind it. On weekends, many girls but the hottest ones are mainly partying over by the bottle sections. Can be difficult to find seating as well. Bartenders are all really hot but are just bartenders. Girls at the club are pretty much all latina, some surprisingly hot for this club. I think the night shift is hit or miss if you are in area depending on how crazy people are partying but there are some pretty hot girls here. OVERVIEW: So lap dances here are $25, VIP pushiness depends on the girl. I had one blonde girl offer to take me to the VIP room for $100 but it felt like a trick so I didn't bite. Lap dances have decent mileage depending on the dancer, great grinding and more depending on the girl. Surprisingly it's a latina club in a black area, which is kind of weird but latinas are my preference so I don't think about it. The lap dance area is a separate section where you get a curtained cubicle with the girl which gives you an acceptable amount of privacy. The club does have a party vibe by the weekends though so late night it can be difficult to get a hot dancer. I suggest coming by around the really late hours or before midnight to have a better experience. Overall though, decent club with good dancers, not the most mileage i've ever experienced at a club but it's lows are not as low as other club experiences i've had. A consistently decent experience if the girls aren't busy with some bottle popping ballers. Sidenote: parking is terrible here, if you come late at night you'll probably have to park in the grass behind the club.

PLACE: The club is pretty alright. There's two main dance areas with most of the action taking place in the main ballroom and the back hosting a second smaller stage on weekends. It's not the most run-down club I've ever been to but it's perfectly mediocre. Patrons are also just a bunch of regular ass dudes and the DJ is fucking annoying if you pay attention to him but you can tune him out pretty easily. PEOPLE: The dancers at the aren't too bad, since it's Miami the majority is definitely latina cubana types if that's what your about(I am so I'm pretty happy about that). On weekends there are plenty of dancers around but there can be times where the VIP sections are hoarding up most of the talent while the rest of them are just sitting there on their phones or doing nothing. Tip parade is also very prominent here so be ready for that. There is a variety of women that come and go but there's consistently 1-2 girls that meet all my standards. On slower days they do try to enforce a two drink minimum so be prepared for that. I don't like to drink and drive so I usually settle for the overpriced($4-6?) bottles of water while I'm there. Dances are $25 each and vip is $200 from what I recall. Mileage varies from dancer to dancer but I've rarely left disappointed so on average it's pretty good. Worst dance I ever got here was from a tall blonde lady with amazing tits who just had the most aggressive lap dance I've ever experienced in a shitty way. Overall, I'd say the club is perfectly mediocre. It's like a Mcdonald's strip club. it gets the job done if you're passing by and you don't feel like driving further to a better strip clubs. I mainly just visit if I'm in the area and I need a fix lol. I've visited showgirls a few times and while it's surprised me a couple of times usually I leave with a so-so experience that I don't feel bad about having but doesn't have me excited for another visit.