The anti spinner zone

It's been a couple of years since I visited Tattletales and it's the club that's ten minutes from my house. That should give some indication of how worthwhile it is when I go to other clubs that are further away instead. The club shares a parking lot with an Acme supermarket. The ease of parking is one of the club's better features. Actually, for a local suburban club everything but the dancers is at least decent. And if you like overweight, older, likely never attractive even during their prime dancers in a no extras setting this is your paradise.

Visit was a Thursday happy hour. No cover. Bottles of Lager $3. Bar surrounds the main stage. No other real seating, though past the bar is a misguided attempt at a high roller section with it's own mini stage. Barstools are not padded, but seem wider than the standard barstool. Bathroom is nice.

Dances are $25, but I didn't partake. I had four or five Lagers in the 45 minutes I was there to claim the only benefit of stopping by. The bartender does this thing where she just gets you another without you asking. I mostly saw that as a feature, though I can see how some might not appreciate it.