tuscl

the ultimate strip club list

See, you're not all that pathetic.
discussion
started 1 yr ago
Front Room
Going on Vacation
posted by
founder

I'll be away for a while

Fill this thread with things you want me to work on when I get back

review
published 1 yr ago
Monday - No dancers
reviewed by
Mrprov

6.3

Most of the time I review this club positively, and this review is in no way the norm but it’s unit fair that the poor days get written about as well.

I went in this…

review
published 1 yr ago
Strippers at the Hut.
reviewed by
doublehelix

5.0

So to start of walking up to this club you realize that it definitely was a 1990's Pizza Hut. When you walk through the door the washrooms and coin op pool table are to the…

review
published 1 yr ago
Pot Holes No More!!!
reviewed by
Jonaskaiser

8.0

The pits to Mordor have been filled! Our chariots can now safely traverse the beaten path that leads our lost souls to salvation.

Seriously though, they finally filled the potholes. The parking lot is still…

review
published 1 yr ago
High hopes for LA and shattered dreams!
reviewed by
MrWorldwide

6.7

This club is open LATE like 4am late. After going to city girls aka black heaven I decided let me try ONE more club and boy was that a mistake.

Street parking for free shoulda…

review
published 1 yr ago
Soft, but no skills.
reviewed by
loper

6.0

Entry: metal detector, license scan, $10, although I used my get-in free card. Girl on stage was kind of chubby, but there were a few hotties in the lounge area.

One of them wanted to chat…

review
published 1 yr ago
Wednesday Afternoon in North Phoenix
reviewed by
Evergreen98

6.0

I arrived around 12:30. No Cover, dark as hell when you enter during the daylight. I only saw 4 dancers during the 1 hour plus that I was at the club. There were no dancers…

review
published 1 yr ago
I found this place disorienting
reviewed by
Gpk2024

5.7

This review is from a night about a month ago so apologies if the details aren't perfect. This was my first time at Willie's (I travel to Denver often for work but usually stay downtown…

review
published 1 yr ago
If you like Black women… this is your heaven!
reviewed by
MrWorldwide

6.7

It’s midnight on Tuesday and you’re bored. F it! Let’s hit the strip club. There’s no parking lot so you park across the street near the 7 eleven for free. You show up and…

review
published 1 yr ago
Disappointed, not worth a special trip, it seems to be Regular City
reviewed by
uniquename

4.7

Disappointment.

I stopped in here the other afternoon only because I was in the neighborhood. The place itself is clean and decently lit. There is lots of off street parking and the lot is fenced…

review
published 1 yr ago
The Wow Wow Mexicali was Wow
reviewed by
PutaTester

8.0

I visited this club June 20, 2023. However, the listing was just added to TUSCL and I think that the information is still valid.

There was parking onsite, but I don’t drive in Mexico. I…

review
published 1 yr ago
HK Newbie to SemiRegular
reviewed by
Heckler

8.0

I always visit during the week due to work so I’ve not experienced the full weekend HK extravaganza. Last visit was 1/16 early evening. I’ll include a few rid bits that may help fellow visitors.…

review
published 1 yr ago
Thursday good time
reviewed by
Krecknasty

6.7

Had work off on Thursday afternoon so I went in. A few other customers and about 7 dancers were present. Grabbed a drink and was approached fairly quickly. Had a quick conversation with the first…

review
published 1 yr ago
Expensive but nice upscale club
reviewed by
Danton

7.0

Very well maintained club , a free standing building close to Bogarts and Henry 8. Of the clubs I've been to in the Detroit area , had the nicest, most upscale feel in…

review
published 1 yr ago
Getting back to normal
reviewed by
mallorean

6.7

In my prior review, I was concerned that Ruby's might not be as fun as it used to be as one of the regular dancers mentioned that ownership was getting strict with rules and might…

review
published 1 yr ago
The Standard
reviewed by
JohnWhiteBurns

6.7

I stopped in the PO for a rare Saturday visit because I was in the area and had some time to kill. On Saturdays, there is a Swap Meet in this parking lot so…

review
published 1 yr ago
Saturday at Cheerleaders
reviewed by
tuscl

6.0

Yikes…where to begin…for years, I was a 19th Hole guy…after it fell from its former glory I spent some time jumping around from the Playhouse, to Oasis, and finally to Cheerleaders. Until late last…

review
published 1 yr ago
Dallas Rhino - Long Legs and Hot Blondes
reviewed by
BigJay222

8.3

I agree with the other recent poster that the Rhino is certainly worth a stop. They have exceptionally beautiful women here of all persuasion and most are strikingly beautiful and dress extremely sexy. The drink…

review
published 1 yr ago
The Fly in the Ointment
reviewed by
PutaTester

8.3

La Mosca VIP Table Dance Mexicali (The Fly in the Ointment)

I wrote this up in May of last year. However, it wasn’t until now that the club was added to TUSCL. I am sure that…

review
published 1 yr ago
Hard to get noticed if you're not a regular or in the VIP area
reviewed by
rdsf8786

4.7

In town for the weekend and stopped by on a Saturday evening around 1030pm. 20 dollars to get in, took an Uber so didn't need to pay for parking.

About 20-25 girls on shift The…

review
published 1 yr ago
Another fun time
reviewed by
Owlkid0819

6.0

I visited again last Wednesday. I find Wednesday afternoon to have one of the best lineups as Thais, Leah, Nicole, Devon, Sabrina, and Tatiana are typically scheduled.

As you already know, you enter the double…

review
published 1 yr ago
A visit to Desire after several years
reviewed by
mrboston

7.3

I went to this club after several years. I got there around 10pm and the place was packed with around 15-20 girls pf various backgrounds. A lot of them didn't even make eye contact with…

discussion
started 1 yr ago
Front Room
Favorite line, lines or stanza of any song ever recorded.
posted by
skibum609

Every day when I get home from work, I feel so frustrated, the boss is a jerk. So, I grabbed my sticks and go out to the shed and I banged on the drum like…

discussion
started 1 yr ago
Front Room
Detroit and St Louis trip
posted by
londonguy

Great news, well for me anyway. I will be in Detroit one night 3/23, then fly to St Louis for the week before another night in Detroit 3/29.

review
published 1 yr ago
Hope it’s not a trend.
reviewed by
Billybonfluer

5.7

Have gone from time to time over a number of years. Always been a clean, better than average club with an assortment of quality dancers. Door charge was $10. One…

review
published 1 yr ago
It was fine
reviewed by
ecroto

6.3

Stopped in on my way back from CT. Ample parking out back, no cover at 2pm on a Thursday. This club is farily well lit. As soon as you walk in there is a…

review
published 1 yr ago
Just Meh!!!
reviewed by
Cravemybbc

4.3

This place could be so great if effort was put into it.

For those who have never been to Candy’s its a small joint. You walk in and theres a metal detector right at the…

review
published 1 yr ago
Disappointing visit
reviewed by
hotfireinny

5.7

Went to Hi Liter on a Tuesday afternoon around 3 for my first visit ever to this spot. Place was surprisingly crowded for an afternoon visit. Parked in the large lot, walked to the front…

discussion
started 1 yr ago
Front Room
Focus in Club - Look Only, Socialize, or Both?
posted by
funonthaside

Sometimes when I go to clubs, I just want to focus on the stage sets, and bury myself in my thoughts and a drink.

Other times, I'm at least open to some barside company, or even…

review
published 1 yr ago
Not a great visit - but saved from a complete loss
reviewed by
hotfireinny

6.3

Visited on a cloudy Arizona Monday afternoon about 4pm. No cover charge, manager was at the front and warmly welcomed me in. Club was fairly empty, and I knew this from the parking lot. Maybe…

review
published 1 yr ago
Change of Place
reviewed by
the mighty quinn

8.0

Once in a while I feel like I have to break away from the regular club, and the regular dancers. Nothing too crazy going back to the club that night; not my scene any longer.…

discussion
started 1 yr ago
Political Discourse
Super Bowl is Racist?
posted by
motorhead

I am thoroughly confused. Pre-Super Bowl all the social media chatter was how the MAGA crowd hated Taylor Swift

Now this BLM activist says the opposite - being a Swifty is racist and the…

review
published 1 yr ago
Desire virgin
reviewed by
GetDown

6.7

New to the area and looking at reviews I tried this place. It’s in an industrial part of Providence and under a highway overpass. Doorman and metal detector, guy didn’t even check my id and…

review
published 1 yr ago
Mass
reviewed by
Maverickli

6.3

There are some cramped tables, a fairly small bar, and a pool table in here, but the main attraction is the "stage." It's just a section of the floor that's separated from the…

review
published 1 yr ago
Finally Made it to Greensboro
reviewed by
booty_lover92

7.0

Had been hearing decent reviews on the Treasure Club in Greensboro so it had been on my radar to visit. Finally got a chance to make it up 85 due to some work in the…

review
published 1 yr ago
Castro’s House
reviewed by
stilldeep2

4.0

Went on a Sunday late night. There was a $10 cover. Nice interior. G th he sell cigars and fine liquor. Mostly Mexican clientele, otherwise diverse. The…

review
published 1 yr ago
Tuesday at Saturdays
reviewed by
ChrisR13foxtrot

5.0

For some reason I've been having trouble submitting this review so please excuse me if there are multiple posts.

Visited on a Tuesday afternoon. No one was at the door so I was able to…

discussion
started 1 yr ago
Front Room
Jeopardy Obscene Gesture
posted by
motorhead

Social media is all abuzz about her “obscene gesture”

But no article explains what it is. I guess I’m old and out of touch.

youtube.com_

review
published 1 yr ago
Extremely clean and friendly, but no extras
reviewed by
dc++

8.3

Exterior:
Hard to miss. Plenty of parking. Felt safe. It was Sunday, so no parking attendant. Next to trucking depot.

Layout:
Upon entering, in the foyer, you have a lady to take your entrance…

review
published 1 yr ago
Friday happy hour
reviewed by
coreymaggett00

6.7

Smoked a little weed and decided to stop by for happy hour, but I was just stoned enough that I didn't realize I was ten minutes early. Oops, $21 cover. Only $11 from 5-7p, non-alcoholic…

review
published 1 yr ago
Maybe in the near future
reviewed by
hdmaybull

5.0

I went around 9pm. There is street parking, but you have to be lucky. The parking lot on the other block has the gates open after a certain time so there should not be any…