The Wow Wow Mexicali was Wow
I visited this club June 20, 2023. However, the listing was just added to TUSCL and I think that the information is still valid.
There was parking onsite, but I don’t drive in Mexico. I made the assumption that it is free and there is a doorman who can see the entire lot from the front deck. Also, the lot has a high security fence.
The club itself has a modest stage surrounded by tables. Booths line the walls. There is a small bar to the right just as you enter the club, but there is no seating at the bar. Toilets are also to the right of the entrance and down a short hall. The toilets were clean and there was no toilet troll.
A little concerned that there would not be much in the way of putas on a Tuesday night. However, there were about eight waiters, six mongers and eight putas. The quality of the girls was 6-7. Most were in good condition/not fat, young and attractive. A few had extensive tattoos (not my taste).
One girl at a time dances on the stage, but they are very casual about timing, as there were some gaps between performances. All got topless and some got nude or at least flashed the girl parts. Nice performances; entertaining. Cannot remember drink prices (sorry). No cover charge. No ID requirement.
I stayed across the boulevard at Hotel Dorado Diamante. I don’t know which is incorrect on the maps, the address for the hotel or the club. From the hotel, the GPS indicated that El Guau Guau was a 30+ minute walk from the hotel. But I walked out of the back of the hotel toward the boulevard and there was El Guau Guau directly across the street. Hotel Dorado Diamante is like a dated Motel 6, but functional. The staff was very nice, spoke Spanish rapidly (typical), and was otherwise helpful. I didn’t foresee any safety issues and wasn’t alerted to anything. There was no safe in the room and the door lock was a simple button knob operated by a key. However, I don’t carry a lot of valuables, the parking area and courtyard were very well lit, and someone was on the premises 24/7.
I first went to El Miau Miau where I was quoted $220 for a half hour with a very attractive blond. Rather steep and my primary mission was to explore El Guau Guau, which is why I had booked the hotel where I stayed.
I returned to El Guau Guau and I was greeted at the door by Hector, who I had met on a previous visit. One of the few with some skill with the English language. Previously I was frisked superficially. This time I was directed to the door without such an intrusion. (My previous visit to El Guau Guau was exploratory. I watched a few of the girls dance on stage and had a drink. That trip, I spent most of my time and money at La Mosca.)
A few of the girls circulated to the four or five locals. Most avoided me. One heavily tatted puta dropped into my lap. She was not my style (tattoos and a small chest) and had an extremely aggressive attitude that was off putting. Several of the other girls were watching me and apparently waiting for an invitation to join. A girl in my immediate line of sight got up to do her duty on the stage. Another girl took her place to put herself in my line-of-sight.
I had seen her on my previous visit. Valery was my type. BIG, natural, E-cup boobs. Nice, big, round ass. Barely a five-foot tall Columbian. Trim middle. I like thicker girls and any more weight and she would have been past my desirable limit, but she was also very pretty. She kept eye contact, gently selling herself with a wry smile and playing with her hair. I invited her to my table for a drink ($13) with a wave of my hand.
She didn’t speak any English, so I started the conversation with my basic Spanish. It wasn’t long before we had to resort to Google Translate. Sweet and personable.
I decided that she was the one and asked about the price for sex. She replied $150 for 30 minutes. Again, a little steep compared to my experiences in Tijuana, but I always use the excuse that I am on an exploratory mission to justify the price. And, most places in Mexico are priced higher.
I thought I could negotiate, but no, the price was the price. All of the money (including her fee) is paid to the house at the counter that she led me to. I was told that I would be taken to the room and they would bring the girl to me at the room shortly after. Not sure why we couldn’t go together, but I saw others follow the same pattern and that is apparently the process. A mesero escorts the puta to the room separately. Likely it is to get her “accessories,” such as lube, wipes, and condoms.
My mesero abandoned me at the bottom of a set of interior stairs. Not being clear, I assumed that I was to go up the stairs. At the top, it was an open room set up like the club with a stage and tables, but no one in sight. An unused bar to my right, a stage with a pole in the center, and a few chairs around. I thought out loud, “Is this it?” Not much privacy as it was very open.
Hector appeared and said, “No. Follow me.” Apparently the other mesero was intimidated by my lack of Spanish skills and retrieved Hector to continue our journey. The other mesero could have simply led me to the room and I would have figured out the rest on my own.
The room was simple and bathed in red light. I tipped Hector $5, which made him very happy. Valery entered with a small bag that contained the needed supplies.
Valery stripped down as did I. I had carefully assessed Valery’s assets at the table, so there were no mysteries. Slight baby damage. She did a brief clean-up in the small bathroom and then went to the queen-sized bed, started a little BBBJ, but when I got firm, she quickly moved to a CBJ, which was a little disappointing. She moved to the edge of the bed on her knees and elbows, and continued her oral presentation. I was standing at the edge of the bed.
I started to play with her beautiful ass. She stopped the BJ and retrieved some lube and applied it to my fingers. I took it as an invitation to probe her asshole, which I did without protest. Indeed, she seemed to enjoy the touch. I enjoyed the view of that sweet ass, as I reached my finger inside her with my member in her mouth.
She flipped around and without asking, I started to enter her ass. Anal was not discussed and she seemed to be in the moment, so I continued. I had an easy time entering her and she made little noises like she was enjoying my penetrating her. (I am just average size) and she took me easily. I pounded for a while until the knock came and our 30 minutes was up. I had not yet popped, and she asked if I wanted another 30 minutes. I hated the unplanned spending of the money, but I didn’t want the experience to stop, so I gave her $150 cash and she passed it all to the mesero.
Valery went to her back at the edge of the bed, with me returning to her ass. She started masturbating herself, making some sexy noises. It was a beautiful view and lit me up. I popped at the 20/50-minute mark. We spent the next 20 minutes (they were tardy with the knock) cleaning up and chatting. We chatted about our travels and origins. Sweet lady. Got her contact information. On WhatsApp she posted a few pictures that included pictures of her two kids and husband/boyfriend. (A few weeks later, I messaged her for a return session, but she didn’t respond and after a few attempts, stopped trying.)
Down stairs and back across the street to the hotel. There is a vacant lot with a few homeless sleeping in it. I kept my wits about me, but it all seemed harmless. In my room I passed out.
The next morning I had some time to kill and a caffeine addiction to feed. I found a 7-11 of all things, with decent coffee and got the biggest cup I could find. Later I found out that if I had walked out of the hotel and turned right on the boulevard, there is a Coffietopia stand with excellent coffee. Note that few of the staff there speak English, so I was handed off to someone who has some facility with the language. Seams Mexicali locals are a little shy about attempting to communicate with limited Spanish skills. (However, I know enough Spanish to ask for coffee and be directed to my hotel room.) Walked around the block and found Paradise Men’s Spa down the block from El Guau Guau. Wasn’t sure it was open at 8:00 am and I was not yet interested in intimate activities. That and it was already sneaking up on 100F, so I was anxious to get into my airconditioned car.
The cab driver who drove me from La Mosca to El Guau Guau said there was a spa where I could have a woman, picked from a lineup, for $100 for an hour. I assume that he was referencing Paradise Spa. So, if you are into that style, you know where it is…recommended by the taxi driver I just met, who is working on his English skills. Maybe the next trip I will try the spa, as he sounded credible and the experience will be much cheaper.
Hung out on the boulevard (in the shade) near Coffietopia for about ten minutes before I was able to hail a cab to the border (about five miles). “How much you pay?” asked the cabbie. $10. “OKAY. Lets go.” His English was fairly good and said he had family in California.
Crossing with Sentri was easy, as you can use it to get near the front of the line, but once inside the building, there is no separate Sentri line. The wait from there was about 20 minutes to see an agent. I am guessing that it was about an hour if you had to wait in the regular line. The usual questions. There are several attractive female agents working at the border. Walked four blocks to my car and I was on my way.
