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There were three attractive dancers, the rest were not. Total of 8 dancers that I saw. They do dances on the bar top instead of on a stage. Several offered to dance on the bar…

This was the first club I went to the Monday me and my buddy decided to see the strip clubs of Kansas City. This is just off of I-70 east of downtown. I wasn't impressed…

I recently made a visit to the cricket for an afternoon escape from reality. It was a sunny warm afternoon so I was not expecting to see many dancers working and I was right. The…

This place hasn't had a review in almost two years, so since I visited recently I'll provide an update. This marked the first time I'd visited Club Paradise in about six or seven months as my…

Stopped by on Tuesday around 7pm. Cover was $10. It has a mainstage with two smaller stages, one on each side. Easy access to the bar to. Sat down at a table away from the…

I pulled in on a quiet Wednesday around 11:30 pm. Whiskey (Jimmy or Jack) pours for $5 was the special. The bartender was very friendly and attentive. There were probably a couple more girls than…

Stopped by the WORLD FAMOUS (they love saying that) Mons Venus late on a Wednesday. Area is fine. I didn’t drive, so couldn’t tell you about the parking. Steep cover charge at $25. No booze, paid…

What percentage of strippers in a strip club actually dislike the customers? After 15 years of strip club trips I would guess half. I feel like the half who do like me view me as…

This is a review of perhaps one of the most polarizing clubs in DFW. So polarizing I myself am conflicted about it. Not just the club myself but my recent visit Let’s begin….. Another boring tuesday afternoon.…

Everyone familiar with this site knows that I’m the cheerleader for this club. It WAS a niche club that catered to a particular monger looking for an urban latin club with Latinas with the Instagram…

There is a $10 cover charge, but I downloaded a coupon from their website, and I got in for free. There was a long bar along the left side of the rectangular room, and…

Came in on a Tuesday evening, about 8. I had to take a friend to the airport and this club is not too far away. I believe I got entrance, my drink and…

As I walked in I sensed the place was dead. But didn’t think it would be this bad. Frankly the day shift has never been great here - never been at night because it looks…

Went on a slow Tuesday night. Cover was $20, which is typical for NYC nights. There was a mandatory drink requirement (and a high upcharge on drinks). Initial waitress who brought me to the lounge…

This place was previously known as The Ball, which went out of business after several years of service that was known by many of the locals as the best of the worst clubs in the…

Girls on the Blade… https://tuscl.net/photo/14016 I like their white jackets and shoes matching uniform… :D

Had a challenging work week so needed relief and clear my head. I could either take a run around Greenlake or hop into a SC. Needed to clear out both heads so…

A few hotties and a few notties. This place is very fun. It deserves higher ranking and consideration. The other clubs around really have nothing up on Outhouse. You can…

Stopped at Ruby's after a disappointing visit to Pleasant Moments. I like slim, sexy ladies, and although there were lots of ladies at Pleasant Moments, they definitely weren't slim! I know some guys…

I mean what other place where you spend hundreds do you get scolded and watched like your a criminal? "Hey hey hey, don't touch below the waist!" while your getting stared down or monitored like…

I'm looking to invest in TUSCL. I want to buy a VIP membership to complement my Verified status, but I want to the purchase utterly anonymously, non-trace-able. However, I totally lack internet-financial and computer savvy.…

Went on a friday and was intrigued. Carman was there, new gal, phony as hell, but has a bangin bod that needs some taming. Jade was there and she has a firm bod…

I have been to a number of clubs, most so cal clubs don’t have thick dancers by thick I mean big titts and a fat ass with some meat is fine too. The only ones…

Decent amount of parking. 5$ cover. Simple id check Club is fairly big has 2 stages. One of the elevated section which is where you enter from. Then down the steps which is the main…

Decent parking available. Club was pretty empty maybe 6-10 people. I don’t remember paying cover or the id check process. It may have been like a 2 drink minimum or something. Bar is towards front…

This club looks closed as fuck when you pass by it. GPS will tell you to turn in but not possible since there’s construction going on and I think they put a median there so…

Decent amount of parking. If I’m not mistaken a $5 or $10 cover. Club was fairly empty with a lot of girls. There are 2 stages one of the left as soon as you walk…

Made a recent stop on a Saturday evening but early enough to avoid the door charge. Parking in the fenced lot was easy as always and it appeared to be light traffic outside but upon…

anyone had an experience here before? The website and Facebook site are very vague. It seems like a vip strip club room but just up front. Would love to know what this is before wasting…

My last visits to the Inn have been on weekdays or weekend afternoons, I had some time last Saturday night and went late to see how it compared to those less busier times. Some interesting…