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As someone just said, this club can be hit or miss. I average about 70% hit to miss ratio, so I keep visiting. It's a sister club to Sugar's (which is way fucking creepier) and…

Obligatory club info for newbies and out of towners, regulars can skip the first long paragraph (mostly copied from my earlier review, not much changed): this is one of the more popular clubs in Seattle…

Had a long layover in the afternoon in Detroit so found a close spot to the airport and went to check it out. I took an uber so didn't investigate the valet up front. No…

AVOID AT ALL COSTS. I asked repeatedly for pricing before any women danced for me. But no, the protocol was for a dancer to just take me directly into the VIP, without any…

First visit in awhile. Got there about 9 there was a $10 cover with ID scan which is a first for me here. Not very crowded at first but picked up later. Came over to…

Visited kittens for the first time in a while this Thu evening. Was busier then i expected. I would guess about 15 dancers in the rotation and a fair amount of customers. Had…

I am just a sick dirty bastard. What can I say? I am decent looking, rich and have a lovely wife. Yet for some reason I like doing the nasty with old strippers. I avoid…

Was planning to see my ATF at Cheerleaders but had some time to kill so stopped into Oasis. The club is in an industrial area next to a junk yard and across from some…

I visit here once or twice a year and my last visit was less than a year ago. Overall, I had a similar experience to previous visits.

Outside and inside the club…

Located in a safe residential part of Bloomfield just like the other Bloomfield club.Hell it feels too residential. Clancy's layout is exact opposite, small stage and building with a very thin rectangular layout. Stage…

Recently divorced and now living somewhat close to the club I figured what the hell. Went on a Saturday afternoon around 3ish, parking lot was safe with plenty of spots available. It’s tucked behind a…

I was in Salt Lake for a convention so I decided to stop in to one of the 2 clubs in Utah that offer lap dances. Cover was $7 and…

The Boardroom Cabaret continues to be open only 5 days a week (Wednesday to Sunday) from a 3:PM opening to 1:00 or 2:00 AM closing. Am I the only one that believes that a club…

I made my return to Paradise on a Wednesday for their $80 VIP specials after a little layoff and not much has changed. The set up is the same. The square stage is in the…

CLOSED! Yeah, sorry. Comic SNAFU visit-did my research before heading over to check the place out and walked in to what appeared to be an Asian restaurant with some staff lounging about-clearly disinterested in the…

I got there right at noon and at first was afraid they were closed. As I was about to go elsewhere the owner pulled up. He was very polite and even asked to…

I went around 9 pm on a Friday. The entrance reminds me of an old movie theater with a turnstile. Its a little dusty at the entrance. Wasn't getting good vibes from that. Keep reading…

Went to go see Passion. AGAIN. This time she has a friend she walks around with. The girl follows her like a puppy. She is a small petite black girl, smaller than Passion. I believe…

I decided to drop by on Thursday night. The club had a decent amount of people in it and the music was great. Parking was not an issue.

I grabbed a seat by the bar…

Been to this club in the past. It’s in a highly industrial area, and not many places are open around there that time at night. It’s a bit spooky in some regards.

Then you pull…

I visited this club after Bogarts on Thursday night. The parking lot was packed which was awesome to see. I also had a pass from Bogarts for free cover and my wristband for VIP was…

I always hear about how small this place is. So I've been putting off going. Since I didn't feel like standing around looking like a even bigger loser than I already am.

So…