the ultimate strip club list

Parking/Valet: The parking lot is rather large. No valet parking and there are currently a couple of places around the lot that have some rather large potholes so be careful if you visit…

Background: This location was once a popular gay dance club named The Magic Garden. After a number of years, it became an after-hours club named Numbers. An entire revamp was done in the early…

First time to this city & club and it was definitely a good time. The club description is exactly the same as what everyone else writes. Enter the club, pay the $21, the girl asked…

Found myself driving passed around lunchtime on Sunday. Never been so I figured I would stop in and check this place out. Google said it was open, which it was, however found out…

Came in on another Summer afternoon seeking brief shelter from H-town heat and brain damage of the office. This was my second visit after my initial one about a month prior on a Wednesday. I…

This is some fucked up shit right here. https://youtu.be/5gXpKbsYv8o?si=IHF1-7gZSoN7Eqa6&t=1040 Saw it the first time on a commercial for a documentary about a week ago. Not sure if it was real or a joke, I looked…

Monthly visit to Cheetah. I have been there about 3 times since my last post but this is of my most recent visit. I went on a Friday around 6pm. Before 7 there is no…

The place isn't dirty. I'd say it's a clean overall but not anything remarkable. It's a place where it's pretty dark so you wouldn't be able to see the mess on the ground but people…

Went into this joint after a long night of drinking. It was a Tuesday night and they had a cool 2-1 special. Not too many options, maybe 5 dancers total. I decided to take the…

Gspot: Arrived at around 8pm in parking lot and heard loud noises at the entrance. Saw a drunk male coming out who could barely stand on his feet. 2 men started pounding him from front…

Bare Assets is the first club you get to as you leave Pinellas County and enter Pasco County. It is located on the north bound side of 19 just beyond a boat dealer. Parking…

Background: Originally James Brown's nightclub until 1971, then a drag bar until 1981 called the Sweet Gum Head. Many strip club incarnations after that starting with 24K, 24K Gold Club, Bliss, and finally Allure. This location…

Tattletale is a small strip club just south of Buckhead in the city of Atlanta on Piedmont rd. There was no valet present, but a security person outside the door pats you down after…

I went there on Sunday morning. There were like 10 girls. 3 white girls, 2 or 3 middle eastern, 1 black, and 2 asians. When you enter, girls will come and introduce themselves one by…

Well, I continue to pop over to Dreamgirls a few times a year, as they are really the only touching club around in Minneapolis. A few things have changed since my last review, I'll…

First time in Connecticut in a long time, so I had to check out The Blue again, to see how times have changed. Or, in this case, not. The place pretty much looks…

I visited this place at 8 PM and the cover was 10$. The door was locked before I enter but soon I realized that the bouncer was watching inside with camera and he opened the…

Monday afternoon, got done with work early and able to spend an hour or so before heading home. Hot and sunny day, dark and cool club. Got a $4 water, before I realized they had…

Stopped in mid afternoon on a Saturday. When I've gone to this club in the past it is usually during the week. There was a bigger crowd than I'm used to during the…

I'm looking at job opportunities in Andover, MA. I realize the area doesnt have strip clubs. How far of a drive am I looking at to the nearest strip clubs. Yes I'm using Google…

This review was from a recent Tuesday early evening. This was my first time at the club. I had a couple hours to kill so I thought I would give this place a shot. Their…

So I had a bucket list check off tonight (not really). A fav was dancing on me on the main floor and when she finished we both noticed the spot on my pants due…

My first club in Denver. TUSCL review credits ran out and I’m a cheap bastard so went in semi blind. Bottom line, I had a great time and would return. After hitting a few bars in…

Cover was around $20. I get there and a host greets me, explains all of the rules and whatnot. There were a lot of dancers and the place was packed, so when there is a…

The club is just in the country on the outskirts of Middleton. There is parking for 50 or so cars. The entry process is: pat down by security guy, pay $10 cover at 8:30,…

This is part 2 of my Saturday night in Vegas last weekend. A quick recap I called Rhino for a pick up for 1 person and got picked up around 1:15 am. Around 2:30 am…

I think it had been at least a couple of years since I last visited Lady Vi's. The place right across the street had gone through a change in ownership, and--for a while--was pretty fun,…

I used to go there a ton and my faves from back in the days don’t work there anymore. So do you guys have any good ideas of who is UHM (like people who approach…

We came on a friday, minutes after midnight. We actually went to another club down the street, and came here to check things out. It was a $30 entrance fee. The stage…