As Dr. John says, I was in the right place, but it must've been the wrong time.

Bare Assets is the first club you get to as you leave Pinellas County and enter Pasco County. It is located on the north bound side of 19 just beyond a boat dealer. Parking lot is small but easily accessible. You enter through the front door. Bathrooms are to the right, the bar and stage is to the left. Dance room and VIP is in the center. A low small stage with seating surrounding a knee wall and counter. A long bar down one side of the room, and probably a dozen tables throughout.

When I arrived the bartender was still setting up. One dancer was on the floor. I sat down at the bar and ordered a beer. The dancer was thin and friendly, but not my type. We spoke for a little bit. She offered a dance and VIP, but I declined. I believe it was $25 for a dance. I wish she did something for me because I was in the mood, but it just wasn't going to scratch my itch.

Bartender was hot. I will try again, but maybe a little later in the day.