The best and only game in town

The club is just in the country on the outskirts of Middleton. There is parking for 50 or so cars. The entry process is: pat down by security guy, pay $10 cover at 8:30, show ID, and in you go past the ATM and turning right to go between the DJ and the 3-pole T-shaped stage with nice strip club rolling chairs at a shelf for drinks. You sit about chest-high with the stage so the dancer can easily get her tits in your face. At the other end of the room is a long bar with stools. To the right is a raised vip porch with tables and chairs and behind are vip rooms where the entrance fee includes a bottle of champagne but I've never gone so I can't describe. The rest of the main floor is small round tables with the same chairs. The left side has a pretty dark room with a bunch of lap dance couches separated by dividers. The place seems clean: the rest room is, the chairs aren't stained, but with fabric and carpet, how can you know? The place always feels safe to me - always a few very big guys working. Music is too loud of course. Lighting is good and there is extra for the stage so you can really see the dancers.

The ladies are OK. There is usually one or two with bodies I really like and a few that are hard to look at and the rest somewhere in between. My guess is it is hard to attract better because there usually aren't many guys there and not all that many tipping and the dancers have to pay to work there. I think it was a mistake to change opening from 5 PM to 7 a few years ago - there seemed to be more custies when the after-work crowd came in.

Prices: Beer is cheap - they usually have $3 specials on like PBR, Miller. I don't know about cocktails. Stripper tipping is $1 at the stage and they don't do a tip walk. Lap dances are $25 per song with no touching and I recommend verifying she will get nude or she probably won't.