the ultimate strip club list

Swung by on a Sunday afternoon. I probably didn't pick the right shift. There were about 5 girls working. Maybe one 8, and the rest middle of-the-road AAs or Latinos. There…

This place is exactly as has been described many times before. Pink exterior building, not fancy. Inside is a large rectangular bar. The women, at least during the day, are middle aged.…

I was in Baltimore alone on a Friday night for non mongering purposes and was staying near the harbor at a nice hotel so I decided, why not go try out the Block? Ill admit…

This was once a diamond in the rough. Some girls good, some not as much but those were the ones that worked harder. This was a place where you could go in the middle of…

I’ll start with a brief rant. I have a rejected review of this place from almost a year ago. Went on a Monday night eagles football and they closed early. Not much…

So unfortunately, my favorite Kendra has retired. Doing some searching online and talking to friends, Tiffany was recommended. Stopped in on a Monday afternoon when I knew she was working. There were three other ladies,…

I was in SoFl for work so I stopped on a Thursday evening. $2 for self parking. Place is in a safe neighborhood and safe parking. $10 to get in. Immediately on entering the bathrooms…

I decided to visit on a random Tuesday after an especially long day at work. It was pretty quiet, maybe 12 or so patrons (probably pretty normal for a random Tuesday) but there were…

Went to Blackjacks on a Saturday around midnight, not my first time here but it has been a while. No problem finding parking even though it was busy. Cover…

Rolled up around 1am and told they were still prepping and come back later. Went and got a drink and came back around 2 place is still mostly empty with girls just sitting around. Kind…

This is a predominant African American club (patrons and dancers), I am not, but I have never felt unwelcome. It's in the basement, but shares the VIP level with several other neighboring clubs.…

Smash, or pass? https://www.instagram.com/reel/DAU1v7dtSYo/?igsh=enY3aW13MDJxcXNn

I had a business meeting Wednesday night and decided to extend my evening out by heading to Brandy's. I've been to Brandy's a number of times over the years but I'm no regular at all,…

Pacific Southwest Airlines I’m not familiar with this airline. But I’ve never seen flight attendants that dress or look like this. I like the one in the pink. https://www.facebook.com/share/jPdcKQv3kqJDrKYX/?

Hong Kong Club is the best strip club in North America. It's an monger's paradise packed full of hot chicas in sexy lingerie, all of them down for amazingly fun activities you could only imagine…

I did a review on this club a few months back (See Shakedown City), and I am happy to report that my 2nd visit was a complete 180 degree shift from my last. Please read…

I find myself longing for the old days (90's and early 2000's) where I could walk in, be approached by a bunch of women, and get a bunch of reasonably priced grinding dances without being…

I arrived at the Chicago Rick's just before 10:00 p.m. on a Friday. There was a $20.00 cover to get in. No line when I got there, but there was a lengthy red…

Stopped into the Downer for the first time in a while on a Thursday afternoon. No cover fee for entering in the afternoon. Got a beer for $10 and then sat down hoping…

Title says it all.

Title couldn’t say it all. How arrogant are you to think that you deserve to go through life with no one ever saying anything that you do not agree or don't like? If you aren't humble, whatever…

Visited NOLA during 4th of July weekend. The club is located right on Bourbon street and across from other strip clubs. The streets were busy but the club wasn’t overly packed. We were two women…

What are you looking at dude? Nothing kills the vibe like a big shrek looking mf with a loaded weapon looking like he’s preparing to deploy to Afghanistan mean mugging you. If anything they make…

Arrived at about 2 in the afternoon on a Saturday. No cover, no ID check, and said hello to the bouncer. Bypassed the bathroom on the left and bar on the right and went straight for…

The club from outside looks really good when compared others in the area. They have lot of parking. I visited the club aroung 7 pm on saturday. No entry fee. 5 bucks for parking(there is a…

This review is summarizing 2 visits -- one on a Tuesday night and the other a couple of days later on Thursday. First visit I couldn't stay too long and was more of a…

Stopped in at Show Palace around 9pm on Saturday and paid a $25 cover to get in. I didn't do my research ahead of time, so wasn't aware that (1) There is no alcohol…

I've always liked this place. Haven't gone there as much lately, but this review is based on visits the past month. I generally only go Friday or Saturday evening so can't comment too…

I've been a little critical of this place in the past, mainly because I think it has so much more potential. It has a great location on Hillsborough which is convenient to most places…

Do you guys just go to the club on a whim and see what happens and who you meet, or do you make plans with a dancer to see her specifically? Maybe you switch it…

A year ago (fall 2023) Kittens was in rare form and rivaled the best non-extras clubs in New England. However, on a visit in late Spring I found that they were clipping songs to…

What does YMMV mean in a strip club review. I do not like the acronym because YMMV does not really mean Your Mileage May Vary. It really means Your Mileage Probably Will Vary. There are factors both beyond your control and in your control that factor into it. Controlling those factors where you have influence is the difference between…

Stopped at Playhouse for a quick visit, not many changes to the place, pink building right next to the road, decent parking lot which was half full on a Monday afternoon. A rectangular bar setup…

I revisited Club 390 a couple of times - once a couple of weeks ago on a Thursday night and the second time on Friday night two days ago - and had a much better…