Well, I’m pretty sure that Oprah, Hillary, and Michelle are the secret lesbian cabal that rule the world and they’ve all been rumored to have been to his parties, so, yeah, a really good chance Puffy ain’t leaving jail.
A secret lesbian cabal runs the frickin’ world?! That’s some insane hairless ape logic. Everybody knows the ricks run the world. Well…the parts of the world that matter.
I mean…periodically I think I should force Apple to make their iPads more resistant to lion claw damage because, as a rick, I could totally do that. But then I get in my Tesla to drive to Cupertino to deliver the message and I think “actually, there are better strip clubs elsewhere” and before you know it I’m somewhere else. Hell…once I woke up in frickin’ Tahiti and I have no idea how I got there. I don’t think my Tesla autopilot got me there!
Anyhoo…I digress. My big point is that we ricks have the important things under control. What happens to Diddy is unimportant, so we ricks don’t care enough to exert control. So you shouldn’t worry either. ROAR!!!
Nah. He can't implicate anyone important enough. Epstein's clients were the real movers and shakers of the world, with real power. Combs can only implicate wannabes, who will be sacrificed to show something being done.
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Well, I’m pretty sure that Oprah, Hillary, and Michelle are the secret lesbian cabal that rule the world and they’ve all been rumored to have been to his parties, so, yeah, a really good chance Puffy ain’t leaving jail.
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Does and should anyone care ?
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A secret lesbian cabal runs the frickin’ world?! That’s some insane hairless ape logic. Everybody knows the ricks run the world. Well…the parts of the world that matter.
I mean…periodically I think I should force Apple to make their iPads more resistant to lion claw damage because, as a rick, I could totally do that. But then I get in my Tesla to drive to Cupertino to deliver the message and I think “actually, there are better strip clubs elsewhere” and before you know it I’m somewhere else. Hell…once I woke up in frickin’ Tahiti and I have no idea how I got there. I don’t think my Tesla autopilot got me there!
Anyhoo…I digress. My big point is that we ricks have the important things under control. What happens to Diddy is unimportant, so we ricks don’t care enough to exert control. So you shouldn’t worry either. ROAR!!!
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Nah. He can't implicate anyone important enough. Epstein's clients were the real movers and shakers of the world, with real power. Combs can only implicate wannabes, who will be sacrificed to show something being done.
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Pretty sure Jay z is imprtant
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