the ultimate strip club list

I've been to the torch lounge a few times. There is Torch 1 and Torch 2. I prefer Torch 2. It's a little more of a dive bar. Torch 1 feels…

I have visited this establishment again around 8 pm. The club just opened and there were less customers and less dancers. As the night progress number of dancers and customers increased. First of all, in…

Upon visiting the place you’ll see there’s plenty of parking spaces and a few Valet attendants. It was in more of an Industrial area. When you enter you’re warmly greeted by a few people so…

It has been years since I have visited. It has been totally remodeled. The stage in the middle of the room. The bar looks good with high rise chairs. The room is…

We went to the Den for the second time on Friday, and unlike our first visit, the club was dead, there were about 6 girls working there, 5 out of 6 of the ladies were…

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Title couldn’t say it all, “When a clown moves into a palace, he doesn't become a king. The palace becomes a circus.”

Hit the club at 6pm on Wednesday. Club is two separate clubs, one downstairs the other upstairs. Downstairs has a long bar, no stage, and is roomy for bar side dances. Upstairs…

I have been going to Club 205 more often over the past few months, and I’ve grown a fondness for it. I like that there’s no dress code, I was routinely wearing basketball shorts coming…

Bottoms Up Lounge and has been around awhile. The place is rough looking. Plenty of parking available in the gravel lot next door. There was a $10 cover, even at noon. |Since it’s a nude…

Phoenix’s has a lot of clubs, and the reviews are consistent for each club: either solid or scathing. Christie’s was solid. It was easy to find 15 minutes from the airport. Parking was free,…

Normally not out this way in the evening but I thought I would stop in to see what’s happening. I was here a few years back on day shift and met a fun dancer for…

I went to Porthole on Thursday night around the time the Ravens Bengals game was ending. 10 dollar cover to get in and I was surprised by how small it was. I walked in and…

I've been visiting this place since it was called Elliott's Cabaret. Yes the vibe is a bit nicer (but not by much), the seating is better organized, the lighting is better and it feels less…

Pandoras is located right next to a 5 lane busy road. The entrance is located on the south side of the building so any cars driving northbound can see you. Luckily the stop…

Passed by this place on a weekly commute and wanted to see how it was. Its kinda hidden away from the street and it seems like you can't park in the parking lot for the…

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This is a review of two visits both on the weekend on during the afternoon shift and one during the night shift. Long time patron and fan of the Treasures day shift but I hadn't been…

Went here in the late afternoon ish, it was a slower speed but still approached by multiple dancers and they were beautiful. Latina heaven as they say. 10 for the cover charge and decent selection…

I was in the area doing some work and I decided to stop by Dream On. I arrived a little before 9 on a recent Sunday night. I usually don’t ever go to strip clubs…

The old sands is now called the playground. Living in the neighborhood nearby and have gone twice this week. When you enter, straight ahead is a pool table and bathroom and to the…

Came by on a Wednesday around 5pm to catch the Dodgers game. As most clubs, around 5/6pm gets slow due to shift changes so there were probably 4-5 dancers at most working. Cover was $6…

Always wanted to go to The Seventh Veil, thanks to the Motley Crue song obviously. I finally made it. Wouldn’t say it lives up to the reputation the song suggests, but it was still a…

The first thing is this place feels like a dive bar. When you walk in to your left is a U shaped bar in front is the pole and to the right are tables…

I usually only hit TJ when I'm in San Diego for the Comicon but business took me to S.D. again so for the second time in a little more than three months, I went, this…

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At the recommendation of one of TUSCL’s favorite female contributors I made a stop at this “strip club.” Like the most recent reviewer said, this really is a local dive bar with strippers. I was…

This is a review from a recent Wednesday night. I’m usually in the habit of visiting on Thursday night for the $80 specials in the 15 min VIP - but lately I’ve been coming on…

It’s been a while since I had been here, over 20 years ago now. The building itself was the same, parking lot was the same, kind of rocky and unpaved. On the eastbound side of…

So I have been hitting this club on about a monthly basis for over a year now. I can honestly say I enjoy it every time. I go either Friday or Saturday nights between…

Men are terrible. All men. Especially poor men Men owe all strippers a living If you don't get VIP you are a cheap scum bag Everything is extra - saying hi is an extra worth at least $100.…