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I was in the area for work so decided to stop in after being away for a few months. Tried to go Monday but arrived to find a sign that said they are now closed…

I’m from out of town and decided to visit Treasures after reading some decent reviews online. Pulled in and was charged $30 for valet parking. No cover charge and I was immediately accosted by two…

$10 cover BYOB Topless $30/4 minute dances in private rooms with cameras. Dances are timed, so no dance count issues. Girls are mostly milf, Brazilians, who do 2 song stage dances, then curculate for tips/danced. Mondays, they close at…

I visited the club on a Friday afternoon. They no longer charge for parking, so all I needed was a pat down and $10 entry fee at the door. I was shocked to…

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While I have a number of complaints about Risque, I'll grant that they have some cute girls. And sometimes that's enough. The cute dancer I have in mind was a young Latina. Great booty. Great tits.…

First time visiting the GSP area and based on the reviews here Nikita’s seemed like a good choice. Easy to find just off I 85 in a somewhat remote area. $20 cover and id scan along with…

Went out planning on going to Chicas Bonitas for the first time, but upon arriving, found out the club had closed down and had reopened under a new name "Diablas" about 5-10 minutes down the…

For a long time I've been wondering how Mickey's stays in business. Now it appears their accountant has been asking them the same question. I learned today that the club is for sale.…

First time to Treasures. Got there too early (about 9:30) and might have been the first two guys in. Entry was $50 and included two drinks. Got sat with 2 girls who were just ok. We…

Arrived about 7pm on Wednesday. Wednesday is $10/20 (topless/nude) dance night. Plenty of free parking out front. Cover was 10 (it goes up at midnight to 20). Got a beer (6) and…

A) What are your favorite thanksgiving side dishes? B) What is your favorite duet? C) The restaurant I’ve taken a dancer to the most times is _________________. D) I’ve made a special trip just to bring my favorite…

Decided to visit while on a work trip. Always love the hot women at the Rhino. Pretty sure I paid $50 entry fee but can’t remember. Was immediately cornered by a pair of girls working right.…

Alright here I am had some free time so thought I’ll do a continuation of my previous review. Want details about the club layout and prices? See my previous review (this is for tech man…

Despite its quirks, the Bullet has been a great time the last couple visits, and last night was no different. The club itself is somewhat small - by the end of the night many groups…

My above ratings were for the last time I visited, which was the Halloween Party. However, the comments and dancer info are from a collection of visits since my last review. Club Setup: Standard Intro:…

My friend came back from the city and had extra time to check out this particular spot. Parking on the left side of the building wasnt a hassle. Idk why a food truck was in…

Got there on a Friday afternoon. Mandatory valet (7 or 8 $, can’t remember). Took the stairs up and the door girl gives seating choices, I took a table, btw she had a stinking smell.…

Club is well South of the City in a dark suburb West of Midway airport. Easy access from the airport hotels. It can be hard to find with the address (my taxi went…

This review will cover an afternoon visit to the Chicago Club on my maiden voyage to TJ. Please see my other reviews for getting into Tijuana, Hotel Rizo, Bar Tropical and of course the infamous…

Wanted to arrive closer to 5 as advised but didn’t get there until about 5:50. Parked right around the corner on Haverford by the light in front of some townhouses. The street was…

Starting as I always do- Extras; Your Mileage May Vary. Can confirm they are offered, but this isn't like Partners or Cafe Atlantis (which I've previously reviewed) where it's an open secret. Management's not really…

So this is my 2nd time at this club and my 2nd time at a stripclub ever so still a rookie. I got here on a Friday evening from an Uber at approximately 8pm and…

This was my first visit to Bogarts and it was beyond anything I ever imagined. After reading countless reviews nothing prepared me for this experience. You have to go, at least one time. I've been…

I've never done OTC but had the opportunity present itself recently with the ask being 2k for 3 hrs. Seems reasonable but I can get the job done ITC for much less (but in exchange…

Entered about 10pm. The place still looks like it did years ago on my first visit. I always called it Miami Vice nice (so telling my age). After nice chit-chat with front…

Went to Chicas Locas during the week. Cover was less than $20. As soon as I entered, I went to the bar and was immediately greeted by two dancers. Mostly everyone there is Cuban. They…

The entrance staff was very friendly. The interior furnishings, while not fancy, were more modern and clean than the club's plain-looking exterior suggested. I think the BYOB and BYOF (Buy Your Own Food)…

Gallaghers used to be a favorite of mine but it feels like it’s fallen on some harder times. Went with friends tonight and we were disappointed in our experience. Overall layout of the club remains the…

I had an urge to visit a strip club late Saturday night. I chose Splendor. I had for me what was a very unique experience. As soon as I entered the club and paid the…

Its been sometime since I've had the pleasure of visiting this location. This particular Saturday evening was rather tame. The crowd was not to loud and a decent amount of seats at the bar and…

trump sure chose a nice one in karoline leavitt. blonde. nice legs. thick thighs. almost a thick pawg. real milfy.

Decided to make a second trip out to The Den. Layout's been covered before, one big stage in an hourglass shape with a ring in the middle for girls to dance with plus two poles…