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Nashville, TN. Saturday night. Just leaving downtown. Free lot next door, that is guarded by a guy in truck. Walk up, girl bouncer at the front. Pat down. Walk in. Pay $32 to the door…

Nashville, TN. Saturday night. Club is a little wonky to get to right facing I-40. And parking is kind of bitch I found a spot near dominoes next door. There's some homeless dudes in the…

Here we go, excuse the club ad of the day. I’m always down to check out new club. Las Toxicas definitely fits the bill as one of my go-to clubs.…

The club layout has been described multiple times before. Extensive parking in a well lit area by the freeway. An oval shaped dancing area with bar side seating. Upon entering, the DJ room is on…

I was in town for the weekend and, after checking out a bunch of reviews, I decided to see what DDTR had to offer. I kept my expectations pretty low because, honestly, I had prepared…

Arrived on a Sunday. $11 happy hour cover between 5pm and 7pm. 2 stages but only one was used. Ordered drink at the door and they bring it to you at your seat. Watery soap…

No good reason to post this on TUSCL, except that it's the site I on where it would take the most effort to doxx me. I wouldn't want her to know I think that,…

As many know this club used to be Dallas Cab East. Babydolls moved in a few mkney ago when a fire destroyed their buikding. At first, I was not excited about the change, mainly because of…

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Visited in October on a Tuesday. I'd heard that was the lobster&steak special day, but turns out that was Wednesdays. Normally I visit on Thursdays so I noticed a lot of new faces, but when…

Went on a Saturday night out of boredom. Paid at the entrance booth to get in. Club is very dimly lit. There is a centrally located stage with up close seating to see the action…

Athens, GA. Friday night. Home of UGA. Downtown is just packed with college kids. BTW so many God damn pretty little blonde walking around. But also everyone is barking, I get it Bulldogs, but that…

Atlanta, GA. Friday night. Area is fine right up in Buckhead. Parking is valet, $10 out the door. Walk up, clear the mag, stuff in buck, id check. In your are. $20 to the girl…

Hadn’t been to this club in probably a year more. Cover was $20. I probably wouldn’t have paid it if I wasn’t with a couple guys who wanted to go. We got a few drinks…

Disclaimer: A personal observation based on personal experience. On this site, I think the “top 40 clubs bookmarked” is a better less than “top 40 clubs overall”. This is based on the assumption…

It’s been a few years since my last visit here which was right after COVID lockdowns- back then the place was packed and the girls were scare. I pulled into the ample parking lot a…

I was in town visiting some family. I was really bored, so I decided to pay the parrot a visit. When I walked in I was greeted by the cashier and charged me 15 dollars.…

$20 cover, I got a craft beer for $9. They have a stage at one end and the bar at the back with tables in between. There are two lap dance areas…

For how many clubs are you the sole reviewer? I think there is a certain distinction to being a trail blazer, to boldly go where no monger has gone before, and possibly take one…

I've written a few reviews of Rick's in the past and though expensive, I have enjoyed my trips here when I'm in NYC on business. After this visit, I may begin exploring other places. The…

Can confirm the back area is now available only with a charge. Was there on a Thursday night for work thinking Thursday night football would have a good scene. Was I ever wrong. This place was…

Stopped by Cloud 9 this past Saturday for the first time in a little bit. Place is still the same (large bar, decent prices, girls dance and tip around afterwards). I went late…

Were you a lurker at one point on this website? At first I was a little bit and just read the site to see what I could learn. Starting out I thought to myself what…

I've been to this club a handful of times and it really is one of the most easy going strip club I've ever been to. Located in an industrial park area. From the street, you really…

Ran in to get out of the rain to the secret lounge for my first time there and found it to be a nice and clean place. Bartender was a bit inattentive but cute and…

As one of the few strip clubs within Chicago proper and the only nude option, the Admiral Theater has little in the way of completion. Knowing that patrons have very limited choices, the management of…

I visited Sunday, 10$ dance night. I arrived around 8pm. Parking is easy and 5$ entrance. It was too early as this place doesnt get going until 10pm. When I got there there were a…

Tattletales used to be a really fun spot if you turn the clock back to the days of Scruples and Ballpark. Simply because it’s fairly close to me and keeps traditional bar hours (open until…

I was in the area for work so decided to stop in after being away for a few months. Tried to go Monday but arrived to find a sign that said they are now closed…

I’m from out of town and decided to visit Treasures after reading some decent reviews online. Pulled in and was charged $30 for valet parking. No cover charge and I was immediately accosted by two…

$10 cover BYOB Topless $30/4 minute dances in private rooms with cameras. Dances are timed, so no dance count issues. Girls are mostly milf, Brazilians, who do 2 song stage dances, then curculate for tips/danced. Mondays, they close at…