the ultimate strip club list

Smash, or pass? https://www.instagram.com/reel/DDdRv2fyXHn/?igsh=bzgwc2pwYzFuMjFr

Went in on a Tuesday around 9pm. Located in a strip mall. Free parking. Cover was $20. Went inside, sat at the bar and got a beer. Place is cleaner and better atmosphere than Chicas.…

I'm a club newbie, this being my second time to Desire, 3rd time to any SC, and my experience this time was the best so far. Arrived about 9:30 on a Friday night and the…

I’ve visited this Club a few times and always have a good time. There was a variety of woman from white, Latin, black, and even one Asian. I like that there no tip parade in…

After receiving a text from my current fave I made my way to Hank's about 8:30ish. Enclosed parking lot, roughly 75% full. Cover is $5, beware they allow smoking and you will smell like an…

Midnight Express is the best strip club that I have ever been too. I am able to visit the club 2 to 3 times a year for the last 15 years. I have seen many…

I've learned that I approach going to strip clubs pretty differently from lots of guys. I'm happy to hang out with a naked or barely-dressed woman and just talk (yes, I love feeling smooth…

I went to Dirtys Twice in one week Tues. around 10pm and then again around 530 Thurs. During the visits I had just one dancer that was new and stuck to me for…

Most of the reviewers have already laid out pretty good descriptions of the inside. Its a big old converted warehouse. Very spacious, maybe not as big as Platinum in Allentown, but similar. Paid the $20…

Place: After the entrance, the whole space opens up with two stages / poles. Plenty of tables in the middle. This allows you to enjoy dinner, drinks and the dancers as they perform. The bar…

I want to like this place but whether its the culture now in Baltimore or city rules (likely the latter), you cannot have fun, even high mileage fun in the city. For some reason,…

is there a database or forum that promotes their upcoming appearances at clubs? I tried scouring one of the chain clubs on FB just to see if any porn stars are touring in the…

So tonight I had really ONE mission here and that was to unlock the mystery of their pricing for VIP. That is what I am going to focus on in this review. Why? Because sometimes…

You are flying a small prop plane over the ocean. You see your #1 ATF in distress, floating in the water. At a distance, you see your #2 and #3 ATF together, floating…

You show a good, long-time friend your elementary school kid's class picture. He is sure he's seen her dancing the night shift recently at a strip club. Do you rat her out at…

Went mid week you know the deal square building square bar stage with two poles in the middle. Entry $5 mixed drink $7. I stoped in to kill some time. A fine tall dancer…

Henry David Thoreau said it all.

The party started at 6 AM. I expected to have problems finding parking since I was running late. I arrived after 8 AM. To my surprise, the parking lot was half full. Greeted by…

Had been on a hiatus from strp clubs due to the lack of talent. Decided to check the Akron scene to see if things had changed at all. To no huge suprise they haven't changed. Old…

I arrived at Lust Gentleman's Club around 12:15pm on a Saturday. The parking lot is quite large, with a paved part in the front, and a gravel part of behind the main building. There were…

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I visited a 6-8 weeks ago on a Friday from about 6:30-11:45 pm. The building is large with a fair amount of on-site parking. Parking seemed safe enough and I could park right near the…

Smash or SMASH https://www.instagram.com/reel/DC8LtuAReek/?igsh=ZHdrbHVyODl4M3Q5

Arrived via an uber. Paid the 90 euro entry fee. Very nice lady at the entrance took my fee. Gave me a bracelet which opened my locker. Placed my belongings in a locker. Showered and…

Headed to Le Zipper after reading that another club in the area had burned down and the Zip brought their dancers over. Seemed nice-also seemed like the dancer-guest ratio was going to be…

Third review of the big 3 in the area, and by far the best option currently in My op. Mandatory $7 valet, and $20 cover at night. VIP rooms are $20 for normal rooms or…

I had an hour to spend and took a chance on Criket. I usually go to Detroit clubs in the evening but I've begun feeling out of my element. I'm here for the "fantasy", not…

Was in town and decided to have some me time in the afternoon. The entrance fee is $5. A girl with a beer tub is just inside, but I waited to get a table and…

Came on a Wednesday around 2 or so. To recap the setup, it's a very long, narrow room with private rooms to your left as you come in and a long stage with some pool…

Recent Fri afternoon visit, $8 mandatory valet, but no cover vefore 7pm. This place has been described a million times, and my seating preference is generally the upper level bar. Best vantage point IMO The Good:…

Mid afternoon Wed visit. I was hoping the holidays would increase the number of dancers, but not to.be the case. The Good: No afternoon cover, and the area is safe enough that you can avoid…

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I have always been hesitant about Cheetahs given the quality of South Bay clubs, but I finally caved in and decided to give it a try. It was 11pm on a Friday night. I paid…