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Lucky Love

Bucharest, RO

I was in Bucharest, wanting to see what I might find there, and I read about Lucky Love. I'll be writing this from the perspective of someone who frequents American strip clubs, and has…

Spearmint Rhino

Santa Maria, CA

This club wins the Emergency Earplugs Award for playing music so loud that it’s actually painful, so loud that it isn’t possible to order a drink, and so loud that you can’t negotiate with a…

The Gentlemen's Club

Los Angeles, CA

I will reveal myself now as a guy who is somehow simultaneously A) a longtime visitor of strip clubs, and B) a guy who's so polite he hasn't had that much actual experience with girls…

A dancer in a another club said I had to check out the Space Ship at 2001. Being a traveling Lap Monger, I accepted the challenge. I liked it but the price range…

I'll call this late April Friday night visit a ginger night because there was a large plurality of them. (At least if one wants to count dark auburn hair babes as being a ginger). I…

Driving over to club @1045pm Friday night, the overflow parking lot just east of club is nearly full already. After customary wanding by security and paying $30 night cover, I get an "oh shit" feeling…

2001: Went right after Mons Venus on a Monday around 11 pm. This club was much more lively than Mons. Club is right across from Scores and next to a restaurant. Decent sized parking lot…