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I joined TUSCL in May 2014 but I do remember having visited numerous times just lurking around in the years prior after I first stumbled across it... probably in late 2011. Even when I did join…

I notice it on the TUSCL quotes that change when you refresh the page. I don't understand the reference. What is a DS?

The Lansing Deja Vu, of all the Vus this one has always been the safest bet to have a good time. First off the layout. Walk in the door and their is a novelty shop…

I got to Vivide around 1PM. If you park in the back where the overflow lot is you can avoid the $10 parking fee. When I went in I got a cursory pat…

11ish. Just left Doll House. My friend had fun. I felt more like I needed a shower just stepping foot in that place haha. Sins is located in a busy intersection. Across from an Aldi. Free…

I am having a problem with my body odor. I have been doing everything I can for the past few months to deal with it. I shower twice a day. I wash my clothes weekly.…

Layout: The entrance to park was a small alley type driveway just before the building so be careful not to miss it or you'll have to loop around with the road being one way. Once you…

I’ve been here a few times. Everyone knows what you’re there for. The club has been described to death, and nothing has changed, including from my previous review here, so illl leave that alone and…

Parked on Haverford St and walked a block to club, which is on a corner, just a short walk (less than half block) from Haverford. $10 cover paid to guy inside bar. They are sometimes…

I got to Pinups around 4PM. No charge to park. I went in and walked through a metal detector that I set off. I got a quick pat down from the guard at…

Has been quite a while since I have clubbed. Somehow found myself in the area of northeast and decided to just kill some time. Was not expecting much from the visit anyway. The location is…

Went to Sugars on a Saturday night around 9pm. Pretty busy but still seating was available. After entering, entered the club to the left. You are immediately facing the main stage with reserved seating to…

On a very recent weekend trip to Phoenix I made a point of stopping at a number of different clubs. Over the course of a Saturday and Sunday I made four stops. Bandaids was number two…

We (my wife and I) stopped by on a weekend afternoon. It was pretty slow; besides us there were maybe 2-3 others, who looked like regulars. There were 3-4 dancers who rotated through,…

Pulled up to an ordinary looking building in a slightly industrial area. It was daytime so everything was well lit. When you go in the door there is a bouncer collecting a $10 cover. Bar…

Mid winter, late week review. The club is in a residential area just outside of Moncton. A lot of locals hang out here, not many tourists in the area in the winter. Cover was…

Had a free weekend to blow and made a trip to the dirty south. But for me I knew this long 9 hour drive was gonna be worth it and boy was I right. I…

I'd been there maybe 10 minutes - 15 tops - when I was looking down past her ass at my hard dick pointed right at her quim. It was in one of the smallest rooms.…

Being new to the area I did some extensive research on which club I should attend. After studying up on the area I decided this place seemed good and reliable. So off I…

I will be in Vegas for 3 days next month and plan to hit as many strip clubs as I can. Does anyone have any recommendations for clubs with cheap drinks (maybe happy hour) and…

I surf through a lot of posts not just this site but others and one thing that kinda always bothered me was the name dropping of the dancers especially the ones who do extras. I…

Again... sounds like a broken record but this place can vary widely in amount and quality of dancers. In the afternoon there is a very thin crowd of mongers (10-15) and most times…

With nothing to do on a Thursday night, I decided to go to Sensations for the first time in almost three years. Absolutely nothing has changed except some of the girls themselves, and even they…

After the football game last week, as everyone who cares about football headed to Broad St I decided to check out Risque (again) to see what was up. Got there, wasn't too busy, $10 cover. Large…

I visited Premier after a long time. This is not a strip club as stated before and is a pickup joint. Last time I went here was 8 or 9 years ago. It didnt feel…

Compared to most other strip clubs I've been to, Platinum Dollz is on the smaller side which initially made it feel weird, but the more I visit the more it grows on me. I visited this…

This was a total waste of money. Was met at door, after paying $10 cover and pat down, the be immediately greeted by a Cubanna that was a little thick and very aggressive. Introduced herself…

I’ve been to the Pink Palace probably 40 or 50 times in the last 12 or 15 years but always mid to late afternoon during the week, May be there on an…

I should preface this by saying that Chicas is as my favorite place. Between the performance of the dancers and the price of everything it is by far the best spot in Vegas. I will…

I went to the Creekside on a Friday night back in January. The club is in an industrial park with a large parking lot. The cover was $10. This is a huge club with a bar…

Visited early evening around 7 or 8. Place was pretty dead due to shift change. Big bar with lots of space. Small tvs around the bar area with a big screen in the corner. There…

First time here. Was driving from PVD (after a short stint at Desire) to NY, so figured I check Mynx out. I have had a good time at Mynx Hartford before, but this was the…

This was actually supposed to be the first review in the Calgary SCs owned by the same corporation and/or person, but I got stuck perfecting my Cathouse review despite Cathouse being the worst SC I've…

As I mentioned in a separate review, I was in Manhattan for 2 nights for work. The first night, I went to Rick's, but I made a mental note to return to that area the…

Alright, this review is gonna be fun to write despite the SC being really.... underwhelming - mainly because Cathouse Calgary is on a whole different level of lameness. I'm so sorry in advance to the ownership…

I want to like Onyx - really. And for it to succeed! But like Allure before it (and I hope NOT Syn after it), they keep dropping the ball on what matters, while sticking with…

I’ve gone to cheetah quite a few times solely because I can literally walk to it and have basically covered the entire experience of whatever there is. The moment you walk in there’s a metal…

I went into Porthole Pub in January on a Saturday afternoon. Their remodel was new bathrooms and they flipped the rectangular stage to parallel to one side of the square bar rather than pointing at…

Went to the Mint on Saturday night , arrived a little after 9 and they told me they were not open yet, and come back in 15 minutes. So came…

Back again on New Year’s Eve. Only this time it was on a Tuesday. I thought that it wouldn’t be a problem because it was a holiday. However, it was kind of dead. Not as…

This was a few weeks ago. Finally a nice sunny day in the 60s. Roads around the place are not the best but parking lot is much better than last visit. Parked along the fence…

Been coming to this club more lately due to my work and had couple of free passes. $6 admission during the day, $11 at night and $20 past 10pm I believe on the weekends. Came…