The Cathouse

Alright, so let’s talk about Cathouse Calgary—because my first visit and second visit felt like two completely different clubs. The first time? Confusing vibe, weird energy from the bouncers, and a lineup…

Alright, this review is gonna be fun to write despite the SC being really.... underwhelming - mainly because Cathouse Calgary is on a whole different level of lameness. I'm so sorry in advance…

Calgary, AB. Tuesday night. This club is east of downtown. Drive up, plenty of parking. Area seems fine. Around 9. It's daylight at this time, and inside this club has red window…

Was recently at Cathouse on a Friday night. Club wasn’t packed, but I wouldn’t call it dead or anything. No problems with any of the other patrons. I would say the atmosphere…

This club was a block or two from my hotel so I decided to check it out while I was here. I've never been to a club in Canada, so I was…

Visited the Cathouse for the first time in a long while. I was pretty disappointed with the place. Arrived around 11pm on a Thursday night. I spent all night trying to get…

There's a no-touch policy in the city/province (I couldn't tell which). So there was pretty much no mileage even if the girls are game. The girls were quite hot--especiall the feature dancer.…

Went to the Cathouse on a Thursday night with a couple of friends, men and women. The atmosphere was different compared to other SC's in the city such as Boudoir Rouge in not…

Visited on a Friday afternoon. Went in to catch a little baseball on the screen and some entertainment between innings. By all accounts it was a slow Friday as there…

Okay bar. This bar is in a working class part of the city, and attracts a multiculural crowd. Expect to see tradesmen in coveralls in the early evening, but casual wear at…

Having been a regular customer of the local strip clubs for the past 20 years, it is tragic what has happened to them. They have made some changes to try and…

This listing said club opened around lunchtime. I arrived at 4:00 PM, after the work day, and found out that dancers don't start until 4:30 pm. Club was clean from what I…

I swung by the Cathouse after work on a Tuesday evening. No entrance fee since it was still Happy Hour before 7pm, with $5 domestic beers and $7 for a steak.…

The Cathouse is one of three strip clubs in a city of over a million population. I believe all three are connected in some way and for years there have never been…

Swung by after dinner on a business trip. First time in Calgary. I had fond memories of Montreal clubs and thought this would be similar. The club has a magnificent entrance…

Kind of knew what to expect with previous reviews so my expectations were tempered. $10 CAD to get in, drafts were $6.25, bottles were more. Nude, but only sort of, there wasn't…

Being a frequent visitor to strip clubs as I travel it is a real shame that my local clubs have terrible laws they need to abide by or else they would be…

Its never a rotation of more than 10 dancers at any time here but then Calgary locals don't really hasn't out at the rippers so that kinda makes sense, or if you…

My wife and I really like coming here on date nights. It is relatively hassle free to get through the door and its not too hard to find a seat. There are…

Had a bit of time before a massage booking, so decided to get warmed up with a visit to the Cathouse. Haven't been to this place for a few years and…

With time to kill before a flight from Calgary Int'l.(15-20 min from here). I popped in for a brief visit. I was very surprised with the decor of the club. It has…

I found myself with an extra long layover at the Calgary airport due to a missed connection and remembered that the Big Easy club was in close proximity. I hadn't been there…

Hmm went for the first time to the Big Easy, just to try it out and see how the clubs are in Calgary. It was actually quite good for me that evening…

Calgary strip clubs are generally panned for their rules – for good reason – so I thought I would throw my two cents in and update a club that hasn’t been reviewed…

Expect long delays because of the loonie toss game. When it gets busy here, you can expect to wait 10-20 mins for the stripper to go around collecting loonies. No lap dancing…

As Calgary clubs go this one is OK, the layout is impressive. They have a kidney shap stage with two spirel poles. There are chairs around the rail and the actual stage…

The Big Easy is the newest and most upscale of the three French-Maid clubs, with upstairs and downstairs seats, both for viewing the one very large stage. It’s north of downtown…

For a Calgary stip club it is pretty good. Don't come expecting one of the big Las Vegas style strip clubs with VIP rooms and girls climbing all over you. It…