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I went into Porthole Pub in January on a Saturday afternoon. Their remodel was new bathrooms and they flipped the rectangular stage to parallel to one side of the square bar rather than pointing at…

Went to the Mint on Saturday night , arrived a little after 9 and they told me they were not open yet, and come back in 15 minutes. So came…

Back again on New Year’s Eve. Only this time it was on a Tuesday. I thought that it wouldn’t be a problem because it was a holiday. However, it was kind of dead. Not as…

This was a few weeks ago. Finally a nice sunny day in the 60s. Roads around the place are not the best but parking lot is much better than last visit. Parked along the fence…

Been coming to this club more lately due to my work and had couple of free passes. $6 admission during the day, $11 at night and $20 past 10pm I believe on the weekends. Came…

I went to the club at around 7pm on a Tuesday. Although it felt somewhat empty due to the large size of the club, there were actually a decent number of girls there- probably about…

Walked in on a Thursday evening around 9 pm and the place was dead. Pulled up to LDs to a pretty empty looking parking lot. Maybe I should have kept driving. The last few times…

This is for a review I believe the last Sat in 2024 so about six weeks ago. Most of the dancers stay here for awhile so they should all be working here still.…

Went here with a friend while in the city been a few years since I was last here but it looks mostly the same. When you come in the bar is along the right…

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Rolled into Tattletales at 10:30 on a Saturday. Valet parking was $10, cover was $20. Staff at the door were super friendly. Tons of dancers in the place, and a lot of them were fine.…

First of two visits on Valentine's Day (second was RI Dolls). I have been twice before but maybe not since early-mid 2024. Saw the posts about new ownership and maybe more dancers and decided to…

My last review of the Millstream Inn was just before Thanksgiving. I have made three return trips since then - all on Fridays. A 4 hour nighttime visit, a quick pit stop during…

Was on my way back home from visiting Mickey's and knowing Brittany worked on Fridays, decided to also hit up RI Dolls to see that was going on. At 7pm the place seemed fairly busy…

I was visiting Philly on a Wednesday in January for business. I finally completed all my obligations with clients by 10pm (the client dinners tend to drag on for hours) and decided to head to…

Hello my mongering friends. I'm here tonight to review one of the newest listings here on TUSCL. I like to say thanks to FOUNDER for getting this gem listed. Now let's start the review. Guadalajara is…

Context: I was in Orlando for work. Professional hounds should know Orlando is a wasteland for mongering, so it’s a drive out to Cocoa Beach (CB) for some fun. I’ve never been impressed with the talent…

The Pleasure Dome ( https://pleasuredomebyob.com/ ) is not open on Wednesday nights, despite what their website says. I drove there the other Wednesday around 9PM and the place was locked up tighter than a cows…

There was no cover at the time I arrived and club appeared mostly empty with just a few customers and girls working The main stage has a raised walkway and the girls start at the…

I arrived at OGD around 1:30pm on a Saturday. The layout believe it or not has slightly changed. The bathroom is still on the right as soon as you walk in. The club was dimly…

It’s probably your first choice you make once your in there. I figure most you guys, day guys probably going right to the bar but me I’m either going tip rail or bar depending on…

I was in the area and decided to make a stop at the 19th Hole on a Friday night around 8:30pm. The 19th Hole sits in a residential area, large parking lot, easy to…

The club has had a little bit of a exterior refresh and rebrand recently. The new name is The Northern Cabaret. Inside is still the same as my last vist and as described in others…

The place has only been open for a little over a year. The old Centerfolds Club is totally gone now, the building demolished and is now an open lot for additional parking. I went…

I arrived here around 10pm. There’s a big parking lot with spaces for about 40 cars. You can enter/exit the parking lot from either Route 35 or the side residential street. Admission cover charge is…

Decided to go check out this place on a Friday night. Arrived via subway and it was a very short walk. Got charged $25 of cover but didn't print out the free admission pass. It…

I arrived around 930pm and found parking down the block. There’s only residential parking here - no parking lot. Be careful to not park directly in front of the club since it’s a yellow zone…

I visited the Secret Lounge Thursday afternoon straight after work. One of the bartenders is a friend of mine and she invited me over to visit. The interior received a nice facelift since the Bobbi’s…

Day shift here is a disappointment no matter what day of the week; I think I've tried every day of the week and it's always at most 10 girls with only 1-2 of them even…

After hearing a lot about this place, I had my opportunity to stop by on my way back to NY from PHL. The spot itself is bright pink, and in between a couple car dealerships.…