Two Visits, But One Dance

I have visited Club Desire a few times, over the last couple of months, but have been too lazy to write out reviews. Figured that I would combine my past couple of visits into one review, and get better about keeping up with my reviews going forward.

Club Desire is a smallish club, located down the street from Providence Hospital. Its actually two clubs in one: Club Desire occupies the bottom floor, and Club Lust is a more upscale, members only club, that occupies the second floor. I've only been up to Lust once, on a tour, so I don't know very much about it, but I remember a small bar and much larger VIP rooms with full size couches. Club Lust includes a sit down restaurant, and I'm told the food is very good. I don't remember seeing a stage, and so I don't think any dancing goes on up there; might be wrong about this. Membership is $300 a quarter, and you get most of that back as a food/drink credit. I imagine that this is a bargain if you live in the area, and stop in often. I live a good while away, and so this wouldn't work for me. There is a third floor for private parties. Other TUSCL contributors are members, so please look over their reviews, if you want more details; my reviews focus on Club Desire, and this one amalgamates three afternoon visits.

Parking lot is substantial, but fills up fast; considering that the dancers and employees park there too, I'd say that a good 20% of the spaces fill up by 1pm. Since I usually get there early, this has never been a problem for me, but on a busy day (or, when I get there later), I do need to park farther away from the entrance. They have valet parking, so if you aren't game to hunt around for a space, just toss the valet your keys, and he will take care of your car, for you. Once in the club, you go down a long hallway, with a metal detector; phones, keys and watches will set it off, so plop those on the small table before you go through. Walk through the glass doors, and you are in.