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review
published 3 yrs ago
Still good for the occasional trip

5.3

No many choices left in area so this is my bar of choice. Overall it’s nothing above average, and some days are still hit or miss. I prefer the weekdays as weekends (Fri/Sat) can get…

discussion
started 3 yrs ago
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OTC Dancers in Philly
posted by
Champphilly

Any experience of hot dancers from Philly clubs coming to your home or hotel for a OTC or FS? What would be allowance? Which club is east to pick up dancers? Advise appreciated

discussion
started 3 yrs ago
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Safe ways to find Escorts?
posted by
Tuscl889

Hey TUSCLers! I was looking to see how you guys find escorts in cities like NYC etc. and what safe websites do you use as cyber security very imp. to me. Also how do you…

review
published 3 yrs ago
Monday Evening Post Pandemic
reviewed by
MacDennis

6.3

Made my first trip to Fantasies post-pandemic on a Monday evening. Nothing seems to have really changed since my last visit in 2019. The parking lot was half full when I arrived. Proceeded through…

review
published 3 yrs ago
New management jacked dance prices and made everything in the club but the most expensive dances topless only
reviewed by
icemanrk02

5.3

I have gone several times over the years and typically it has been a decent time with a bad night or two thrown in here and there. But on my last visit apparently they are…

review
published 3 yrs ago
First time at Tootsie’s - beautiful women but pricey
reviewed by
Cooldude0428

7.7

I’m visiting Miami from out of town. As always, I looked up the various indispensable reviews and info on TUSCL. The big-name place appeared to be Tootsie’s.

It’s a beautiful huge place with lots of…

discussion
started 3 yrs ago
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NorCal Trip Reports
posted by
sideshow_bob

Where'd you go? How was it?

This is for reports that dont merit a full review. We used to do this on the original tuscl iirc.

review
published 3 yrs ago
Pricy fun
reviewed by
grimes

7.0

I’ve been to Miami many times, but this was my first time partaking in the strip club experience. Tootsie’s kept coming up as the go to spot, so I decided to check it out.

The lapdances…

discussion
started 3 yrs ago
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Work, work, work
posted by
gawker

I’ve been retired for 20 years and have done some consulting but just living on a pension for the last 6 or 7 years.
I’ve got a new GF who has made some porn flicks…

review
published 3 yrs ago
Bingeing Rhino
reviewed by
Liwet

7.7


Tuesday, April 26, 2022

Arrived at 9:55PM, had my ID scanned, was wanded down, $44 to get into the club. I paid with 3 $20 bills and asked for $5 bills back as change but…

discussion
started 3 yrs ago
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Bucket List item
posted by
woodstock

This afternoon, at P10 North in Austin, I achieved a bucket list checkmark by enjoying a acabana for an hour with @nicespice.

All I have left on the bucket list is to do a repeat of…

review
published 3 yrs ago
I Shall Return !
reviewed by
Studme53

7.0

Cheerleaders has been my go-to club for awhile and my visits haven't been anything to write a review about until yesterday.

First the background about the club which I find redundant in a review but seems…

discussion
started 3 yrs ago
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Tell your favorite stripper to be more like a Kardashian
posted by
whodey

If your favorite dancer is the type that idolizes the Kardashians you should offer to help them follow the medical advice Kourtney Kardashian recently received.

Kourtney Kardashian says a doctor told her to drink semen 4…

review
published 3 yrs ago
Bomb ass Club really crowded
reviewed by
tuscl

7.7

Wow wow I really love this club. So I walked in I they pat you down in the front outside before you go in, the cover was only $10 dollars when I went the lady…

review
published 3 yrs ago
Club Details Provided
reviewed by
papapump

10.0

I've been told in previous reviews I need to give more information on the club itself. So here goes.

I handed my keys to a very nice valet and went through a door, there was another…

discussion
started 3 yrs ago
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Sugar Baby Summer
posted by
sinclair

For those of you that are currently seeing sugar babies, what is the average allowance in your area (either ppm or monthly)? Do you feel that for the same amount of money you are getting…

discussion
started 3 yrs ago
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SHEIN CARGO PANTS = BEST LDK PANTS

Ever order from Shein? It's cheap but the worst quality. But their cargo pants made me think of the time when what pants to cuk in was the biggest topic on tuscl lulz

But seriously…

review
published 3 yrs ago
Disappointed. Cons: Not much talent, not much skill. Pros: Mileage.
reviewed by
tuscl12345

7.0

Wish I'd picked somewhere else.

Not far from the Detroit airport, if you need to squeeze in a visit before or after a trip. Kind of weird location. You drive thru a quiet, suburban neighborhood into…

review
published 3 yrs ago
My best trip here so far
reviewed by
Stonegrinder

7.7

Ok on this report I share the following: Came in about 1 pm on a Thursday. Was there for a little over 2 hours. A full lineup of girls. Hope, Trinity, Jade, Isabella, Egypt, Nicole…

review
published 3 yrs ago
First time ever. Not bad, but definitely wanted more
reviewed by
Funcpl303

7.7

Okay so this was our first trip ever to a strip club, upon walking in and immediately seeing all the strippers walking around, i knew the previous reviews were bullshit 3000. The talent was banging.…

review
published 3 yrs ago
Thursday afternoon at Bandaids
reviewed by
IronFox22

6.0

I lived in Phoenix several years ago and would mostly go to Bandaids and Blue Moon (back during its glory days). Was back in town for a few days and decided to visit my old…

review
published 3 yrs ago
Big booty Latinas galore
reviewed by
samella2

5.7

Based on the nearly empty parking lot, I was expecting just 3-4 girls, but was pleasantly surprised to find a good dozen or so working. There is no cover during the day, and $10 at…

review
published 3 yrs ago
Whiskey Wednesday w/BF, nice and that's about it
reviewed by
Julia80920

7.7

I'm new here, so please give me a break. I read a review of SF and decided I'd chime in. It’s says, “be wordy”. Hope this covers it with club and context of the visit.

I…