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My first time in this place in years, since well before COVID. Dropped in a little after 1. Parking lot was mostly empty, but two patrons inside when I went in. Long, rectangular bar, stage…

Ironically it was the last Saturday off before starting a new job working Tuesday - Saturday 3 to ll. Jobsite is 45 minutes in opposite direction. Club is off Pt. Marion Rd north of Morgantown…

I do some photography, and one of my models had just turned 21 and was dying to go to a strip club. So I took her to Rick's, cause a know a number of…

It is located on rt 9 south can't miss it. Has lots of parking in the back. Has a 2 pole stage with lots of seating all around with comfortable chairs. Many dancers are fully…

Pink club on Rt 130 typical NJ semi secluded no foot traffic with a big parking lot. Daytime $10 cover to the bartender after sitting. Non alcoholic drinks free with cover, BYOB club. Parking lot…

After reading the last review by Razarus09, I had to go and see what was up. This club has always been near the top of my list in Vegas. I am happy to…

A few years ago this place used to have some very hot girls, lately thought they are 5's at best. Mostly 2's and 3's the last few times I went.

The place is tiny.…

Stopped in to Tex Mex while on a business trip to the area. I’ve been to this one a few years ago and kind of knew what to expect. The parking lot is…

First post-pandemic visit to the Mpls Rhino. It felt very safe to be there. The bouncer screened people well upon entering.

Inside, there were about ten girls working, but only two or three really caught my…

I walked in around 10:00 PM on a Thursday, only planning on spending 30 minutes there. Cover was $22 including a drink that it took them 20 minutes to offer and by that point I…

There’s a huge blue sign outside so you can’t miss this off 35 in Laurence Harbor. On weekends there is someone in lot for help with parking but on this Thursday no such problem. Parking…

Made a day of it as I hit Pink Pony during the day and Tattle Tales in the PM. Already posted my review of Tattletales. I got there around 5 pm. It’s…

Came in on a Monday evening around 815, knew it'd be slow but that was what my schedule allowed. $22 cover including unlimited soda gun refills, only one other guy already there who was sitting…

My boyfriend and I stopped by on a Tuesday afternoon in April. It was snowing, but fortunately the pothole-riddled parking lot had been salted. We entered and paid the $5 cover each. Although the rock…

I had read about Clancy's for years and had the impression it was a rest home for old dancers. I was pleasantly surprised to see all the dancers were younger Brazilians. No one…

Pirates Cove. Another Portland bottom-of-the-rung strip joint hole-in-wall that I’ve always had a soft spot for. Come with low expectations and you won’t be disappointed. Buy a beer, ogle some naked women, and score a…

Went to Austin for a week long work convention and ended up here after drinking on 6th Street. A colleague had said he had read about this place and wanted to go. This…

Went to centerfolds on amateur night which they have every Monday. Parking is no problem and it's safe to park there in my experience. Cover charge is a little high at 22 dollars I believe…

This was in mid-May. I decided to change things up and hit up a strip club in the evening rather than my regular opening time appearance. I’ve only been to Sugars twice so far, so…

Hit the Pink Pony first (another review to follow) and got to the club @9:30 PM. It is valet only after 3. $5 for valet.. Then security will do a quick…

[DScrub can just call it a shill review. But what can I say - I like this place]

I had the rare opportunity to visit this Wednesday. The club now opens at 6 PM (closed Mon…

Beemers has been my favorite club in the area. As usual parking is free and there is plenty of it. Cover is $5. Two bouncers / cover takers. A hot blonde…