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ENTER The CHAINDOG. First time in since Halloween, Door man knew me anyway. Got in about 6PM. Ten dollar covver 3 bucks for a soft drink,no waitress; drink bought at the bar. The club…

Ahhh. So yes. I went to La Isla to see if the previous reviewer was correct on the premise that LA ISLA had fell off. I just didn’t see it. I’m sorry Patrick.…

In the past I've always gone on weekdays but this Saturday I decided to visit around 5:30pm. Their website consistenly shows the afternoon roll call and the evening roll call and includes a $10 off…

Again, with the help of a very knowledgeable TUSCL member, I made the effort to visit this establishment arriving at about 9:00 pm on. Wednesday and departing at ~ midnight. It wasn’t ver crowded— the…

This place is bloody terrible. It is a shell of its former self. Avoid at all costs.
In 2016/2017, this club was great. Dirty, hillbilly, but many dancers and good mileage. Not anymore!

Open at 8. I…

I just moved to Tampa and the strip club scene here has been terrible so far.I've been to Mons, Odessey 2001 and Scarletts but nothing really worth writing about, so I thought I would sum…

Last day in the area before heading home to CA and had an hour to spare, so after some TUSL recon, decided to pay BA a visit. Arrived around 3:00 to no cover fee and…

Stopped by at around 11:30pm. $10 cover at the door and a pat down for weapons. Inside was rather nondescript with black chairs and black painted walls. Bar to the left as…

So I've been in Kentucky for business and I read all the reviews for Louisville weren't that great so I headed across the bridge to Indiana. I got there between 7:30-8 p.m. There were about…

I haven't been to this club in several years. When I got there at 4:00 pm on Saturday afternoon, there were only 2 cars in the parking lot on the side of the building I…

I stopped at TD's on a hot Friday afternoon. Too hot in Albuquerque to do anything outside. No cover charge. Doorman checks ID and wands you. Beer was $7/bottle, nothing on…

Arrived around 6:30 on a Thursday and left around 10:30.

Overall this place has the feeling of a good neighborhood bar that also has friendly dancers. At least during the evening it was…

This club is basically a converted house of sorts. Not as bad as just enuff which isn't a bad club either. I got through the metal detection and sat down got a beer. I was…

Ok so I decided to check the place out after I got out of work one day. I got there around 6 or so. Small cover fee, plus a one “drink” (alcohol free) minimum, no…

If you’re a regular here, you might want to skip this review, but see the warning in the last paragraph.

After a brief visit to Henry VIII, I headed to Bogart’s and used the pass I…

Visited on a Monday afternoon from 1:15-2:15. Free parking, $5.00 cover, no security or ID check. Bottled water (my drink of choice) was $10 at the bar. Seating is available at the…

Open Wednesday thru Saturday at 7pm until 1:30am Wed/Thu and 3:30am Fri/Sat.
Bring your own beer. No hard liquor. Soft drinks, bottled water, and ice available.
Must be 18 to enter and 21 to drink alcohol.
$10…

Have been going here on and off for years, it's in an industrial building off the freeway with plenty of street and lot parking. Night time the charge is $20 with a one drink minimum…

The Pink Club isn't very convenient for my travels - probably a good thing. It is, however, very reliable and consistent. Your eyes will need a few seconds of adjustment when you…

Cafe 269 is one of 5 "special" Vietnamese Bikini Coffee Shops in Garden Grove, located in a shopping center just North of the 22 Freeway (Harbor Blvd exit), there is plenty of parking.

Inside the…

Went down on a Monday. Reserved my room upstairs from HK by following the links on their website. I parked at the standard spot behind Jack In The Box. $8 an hour. Then proceeded to…

Treasures is finally back. I slammed the club after my last two post-Covid trips as it was totally dead and depressing. Other clubs had come back, but I thought Treasures might be done.…

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I went to Desire on a Friday afternoon at opening (12pm). To my surprise there were already ~8 customers seated at the bars. When you walk in Desire has 2 square bars on the…

Had a free couple of hours so I thought I would swing by the Silver Dollar. The outside looks rundown, there's a wooden deck that goes around the front. The parking lot sets back behind…

Went in on a Monday around 1pm. They "open" at noon, but I was the first one there. Four dancers and a bartender. Cover is $5, but even a non-alcoholic drink is $5, so really…

As mentioned in prior reviews, get here before 8pm and there is no cover charge. The doorman gave my ID a quick look and then asked me to empty my pockets. I gave an incredulous…

I was driving by after meeting up with some friends in Janesville. I was surprised by the number of cars for a weekday after midnight. I hadn't planned on stopping, but figured I…

Arrived a little after midnight. Front door reception was friendly and helpful. Hadn't been here before so had a few questions about seating and best place to get change.

First stop was the restroom. Not a…

So after a nice dinner at Bogies I came to Hank's. I had to be creative but I managed to park in their lot. I used my free pass from Bogies (which…