Gross club, somehow grosser girls?
The club itself is gross. Nasty, sticky concrete floors that seem like they haven’t been cleaned in years, and the environment is completely lackluster. The whole place smells like BO and pot, which is a terrible combo. It genuinely feels like cleanliness is not a priority here—like, at all.
The staff was... okay. Not outright rude, but nothing to write home about either. I overheard some of the dancers talking, and they mentioned the owners being really creepy and gross, which made me feel even more uncomfortable.
As for the dancers, most were not attractive, and honestly, they didn’t seem to care about their jobs. They weren’t engaging, didn’t talk to customers much, and lacked any kind of bubbly or fun attitude that you’d expect in this setting. On top of that, three of the girls had very obvious track marks, which was alarming. One even offered to shoot me up in the VIP, which was a hard "no" from me.
That said, there were a couple of standouts. Ember looked as good as her pictures on their Instagram—soft, beautiful, and gave an amazing dance. If you go (which I don’t recommend), she’s the one to ask for. Hades, on the other hand, was not as attractive in person and seemed to have a hygiene issue, which was a dealbreaker. I tipped her just to make her leave. Hera, who I’ve seen here before, didn’t even bother working the room, which was disappointing because I know she can do better. Layla gave me the creeps, which is saying a lot since I typically love strip clubs.
Overall, I probably won’t be back unless this place gets new management. Club Coyote, which recently reopened, was much better when I visited, even though I’ve only been there once. This place is a hard pass unless you’re feeling brave or desperate. Would not recommend to a friend.
