E11EVEN...a strip club within a lively Miami nightclub

I am not sure how many TUSCL subscribers visit E11EVEN , but it’s quite a unique club. I hadn’t been since right before the pandemic so I decided to check it out and see if one of my favorite girls was still working. This club is so unique in that it is a night club and strip club uniquely incorporated in the same space. Yes, lots of female customers and even guys in there with their girlfriends. It’s extremely loud and lively just like you would expect for a Miami nightclub.

I arrived around 2:30am. Parking across from the club is $60 but I parked around the corner and down the street for free. There is a large parking lot around the corner for $20 but I parked along the street. There was no wait to get into the club and I paid the $30 cover charged. The club was in full swing when I walked in. There are two bars…one as you enter and then one at the far end past the DJ area. There is an upstairs area for VIP bottle service. There is a large center area where everyone parties and a center stages where money constantly is thrown at the girls on stage. There are two other smaller stages where 3-4 girls dance together and rotate. Dances are done in small booths at one end of the club for $40/song or 3 for $100. There is also a private dance area near the rest rooms where you pay 3 for $100. There is a curtain that hangs for each little space but the curtain does not close. I think this club is best described as a nightclub where dancers work the club rather than a true gentlemen’s club or strip club.

The talent at E11EVEN is solid and there are shapes and sizes for everyone. I did not find any stunners that made me want to cash-in my 401K, but there definitely were some lookers. The girls are quite aggressive and I was grabbed constantly. Every girl asks…”What is your name? Where are you from? Do you want a dance?” I usually tell the girl that I am local and come in often. Even though the club was really busy, it did not appear that guys were buying dances because the girls were readily available…even the hottest ones. I tried my best to see upstairs and it sure looked like most of the upstairs was empty.

After 45 mins in the club, I found the girl I was looking for and we made our way for some dances. 3 dances for $100 is steep by most standards, but you do get a semi-private space and no requirement to buy alcohol or pay a room fee like you find in Las Vegas or a lot of other cities. Dances are very good with plenty of contact but no extras. The girl I was there to see is definitely a hustler and she made it clear that extras are not an option even upstairs if you buy a bottle. Because of this, she made it clear that this dance area was the best so we stayed there. I probably dropped $500 on dances which were not the greatest value, but it’s Miami and it’s E11EVEN so pay up or go home.

Prior to leaving at 5:30 I did witness a first. I was standing at the bar and finishing my beer ($10) and there was a couple in their 30’s standing next to me. I looked next to me and the lady had squatted down and pulled her man’s pants down to his knees. She was giving him head as he stood at the bar. I should add that she was giving a terrible blow job and he either wasn’t turned on or he had a really small one. Within a few seconds of me noticing, 4-5 floor guys were on them and immediately kicked them out of the club. The lady was super drunk. Miami!!!