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published 3 yrs ago
Busy Evening (4 Clubs)
reviewed by
Evergreen98

7.0

I made a quick trip to Phoenix to meet with a customer. I stayed at the Marriott by the Airport. I looked for clubs that were close to the hotel and there were 4 clubs.…

review
published 3 yrs ago
Welcome to "Little Havana"
reviewed by
shadowcat

7.7

Arrived at the club about 12:45PM on Tuesday, July19, 2022. There was a very unusual amount of cars in the parking lot for that time of day. I'd guess around 25. I suspected that since…

review
published 3 yrs ago
First Visit in Well Over a Year
reviewed by
417traveler

7.0

I've been to Softails numerous times when I lived in the area. This was my first visit in well over a year since I moved from the area. I went in expecting cheap drinks with…

discussion
started 3 yrs ago
Permanently Closed?!?
posted by
Cjersey3540

Google is listing Lusty as permanently closed. Anyone have any info on this?

review
published 3 yrs ago
FC to the rescue Th pm, but stick to 'the plan'.

7.0

Arrived at 10pm after bailing from the LS sad lack of talent, (unless you favor thots, plentiful).
FC valet $8, and then the $25 entrance was one more sign of inflation, it's not just the…

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published 3 yrs ago
Felt more like 1848 (PSA: don't go early)
reviewed by
Muddy

5.7

Miami, FL. I was leaving Miami after a Marlins game and decided to on Tuesday night and decided to stop at this club to check it out. I saw it earlier in the day when…

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published 3 yrs ago
Great place to see Naked women in Jax
reviewed by
spam1845

8.7

Stopped at Sinsations on a Saturday night. Had to park out back, decent lighting but could be better. Inside the front door a girl was collecting the cover charge $10. Walk straight…

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published 3 yrs ago
Miami Nice
reviewed by
Muddy

6.7

Doral, FL. Tuesday afternoon around 5, I had time before a Marlins game. This spot is right by the airport. Big time traffic coming here on the Palmetto Expressway right in front of this club.…

discussion
started 3 yrs ago
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California closed clubs
posted by
TxVegas

I am heading out to LA for work and looked up a club that I had been to in the past in the state list. It had been closed. I am sure that some of…

review
published 3 yrs ago
One Night in Portalnd, Part 1
reviewed by
thatotherguy70

6.0

One Night in Portland, Part I

Every time I visit the Rose City, I hit the clubs with an old friend who lives there. This year was no different. We had dinner with our respective wives,…

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published 3 yrs ago
One Night in Portland, Part 4
reviewed by
thatotherguy70

7.0

One Night in Portland, Part 4

Ah, the Golden Dragon. Always the last stop of the night. We got there right at 2, as the other clubs were closing, and the girls were drifting in from…

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published 3 yrs ago
First time for everything
reviewed by
isparks

3.7

I had a unique experience with this visit. Stopped by around 11 pm and there were very few cars in the lot. Big security guy outside was chatting with someone and I could hear the…

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published 3 yrs ago
Haven, not Heaven
reviewed by
kindofaloser

4.3

I visited Haven Place twice within two weeks. This review combines both visits.

Location: Haven Place is located in East Baltimore in a very blue-collar area. I arrived about 7:30PM on weeknights (Wed one week, then…

discussion
started 3 yrs ago
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El Paso; Fall of another great SC city?
posted by
Muddy

I was in El Paso a few weeks ago. Boy has it changed in a few years. Might have something to do with Covid but also that Texas 21 over for stripper law really hurt…

review
published 3 yrs ago
Large club with lots of eye candy, but PG13 fun
reviewed by
idletraveler

7.7

After spending Wednesday night at the slowest dive SC downtown, Lollipops, I ventured next door to the Grandview Live on Thursday night for a livelier experience. My dancer from Wednesday had recommended Grandview as the…

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published 3 yrs ago
Double Vision Fun
reviewed by
casualbrowser

8.0

Decided to go to Double Vision when it started to cool down in order to get out of the house. Double Vision is under 5 minutes off of Exit 10, and is right on Route…

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published 3 yrs ago
Tumbleweeds
reviewed by
idletraveler

5.0

Walked thru an inoperable? metal detector (my phone didn't set it off) at the door and paid a $10 cover Wednesday at 11p. No ID check, but I look older than 21. Apparently you only…

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published 3 yrs ago
First time here ever! Worth it!!!
reviewed by
Biggunz69

7.7

First time here at the Lei. Based on the reviews I read I had to give it a try. Cover charge was $20 with a one drink minimum (paid $6 for a small cup of…

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published 3 yrs ago
Dead Sunday night
reviewed by
packin

3.7

Went to Players Club on Sunday night around 10pm. It was less than a 10 minute drive from my downtown hotel. Parked near the front door, free parking. There were only a few cars in…

review
published 3 yrs ago
Lots of dances and some tasty milk...
reviewed by
boobsrus

9.3

I made another trip to Paradise with the intent to just get regular dances that night.
Not going to bore you with the club layout, it hasn't changed except the bathrooms were clean this time…

discussion
started 3 yrs ago
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Satellite and Terrestrial Microwave and Millimeter-Wave Communications
posted by
san_jose_guy

This Keysight looks to be what had been the HP Santa Rosa Microwave Test Equipment Division, and then after that Agilent.

keysight.com

They make a bold statement here:

"
Aerospace and Defense (A&D) is the backbone of modern commercial…

review
published 3 yrs ago
Just Like Old Times
reviewed by
coug98

7.0

Been out of the country overseas for some time, and upon returning stateside, thought I would stop by some of the old haunts and see what was happening and if I recognized any familiar faces.…

review
published 3 yrs ago
Glad Teasers hasn't changed.
reviewed by
Crazy-Eye

7.3

I was passing through Flint early afternoon and decided to stop by Teasers. Not a local, but I have visited too many times to count in the past. I hadn't been in a…

review
published 3 yrs ago
Is it possible, even Bogarts' can change it up a bit?
reviewed by
Semi Regular

7.0

For quite some time, Bogarts "day shift" has had the reputation of "old" entertainers.... And, some large!
Regarding "night shift", I noticed that some recent reviews indicated a notable shift in "talent types".
I found it intriguing…

review
published 3 yrs ago
First Sugars Visit
reviewed by
hrossbjorn

8.7

I was considering a visit to Pandoras, and I was watching their line-up on Instagram, but the selection was pretty thin at 3pm. I was closer to Sugars, and had never visited, so I decided…

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published 3 yrs ago
The Events Of The Day
reviewed by
FredFoobaz

8.0

Monday afternoon, 5-6:30. It was pretty dead. More dancers than customers, and no one on the stage a lot of the time. I was hoping to see Sage. Her profile here said she'd be there,…

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published 3 yrs ago
This is not your father's Baby Dolls- and not in a good way
reviewed by
dv0564

6.3

Visited Wed PM. Arrived at about 3PM with a little time to kill before heading to airport. Plenty of parking. $3.00 cover.$7.00 for a Mich Light bottle. I sat at the main stage. In the…

ARTICLE
published 3 yrs ago
Updated Guide to Tijuana Mongering for First-Timers (July 2022)
written by
OPIllini96

After recently coming across a previous article regarding mongering in Tijuana, Mexico, I figured I'd write an updated version (as of July 2022) with current prices and procedures. My first trip there was last August, and I've gone back three times since, so I can speak from experience.

That said,for those who've never been to TJ but are planning to…

discussion
started 3 yrs ago
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Stripper Boutiques
posted by
sinclair

I've noticed maybe five to ten percent of strip clubs have a little shop with dancer outfits or costumes. It might be in a small room or nook of the club. Are these just…

review
published 3 yrs ago
Hot Young Ladies and fun lap dances but dont expect high mileage.
reviewed by
StripClubXpert

8.3

  • ID scanned NO
  • Metal detector NO
  • Pat down NO
    Cover: $0
    Club: building on main street with a parking lot. The parking lot is adjacent to the parking lot for a dentist, acupuncturist…
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published 3 yrs ago
Working Class Bar with Working Class Women
reviewed by
StripClubXpert

8.0

  • ID checked NO
  • ID scanned NO
  • Metal detector NO
  • Pat down NO
    Cover: $0
    Club: building on main street with a parking lot. The parking lot is adjacent to across the street…
discussion
started 3 yrs ago
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Future Ape pulled a rick-level trick on Scottie Pippen
posted by
rickthelion

So this hairless ape that raps under the name of “Future” pulled a rick trick on Pippen. Apparently, a young Future Ape wanted Pippen’s autograph. Pippen refused so a number of years later Future fucked…

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published 3 yrs ago
Pothole’s Bump
reviewed by
Pothole_p

6.7

DAY & TIME:
Got there around 00:30 on a Friday AM. Stayed until closing at about 02:30.

LOCATION:
It’s located about a 1/4 mile north of I-80 on US Highway 183 in Nebraska off exit 257. It’s…

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published 3 yrs ago
The Tropics can be cool
reviewed by
pdiddy69032

7.0

This place has what is very much a dive bar vibe to it inside and out. Got there a little after 6 and parked in the lot across the street, plenty of parking there. Since…

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published 3 yrs ago
Review of 2 dancers
reviewed by
rentenn

7.7

Visited on a Wed early evening. If you have read past reviews then you are away of the club, and how it is. You should know though the club is not open on…