First time for everything

I had a unique experience with this visit. Stopped by around 11 pm and there were very few cars in the lot. Big security guy outside was chatting with someone and I could hear the music from inside. He collected $10 for parking and $10 cover. Patted my down and let me enter. Inside there was another security guy sitting in an armchair and looking at his phone. Entrance was the upper level and it was just the security guy and the bar tender. Ordered a water and looked around......I couldn’t see anyone. Bartender was very friendly and said the lower level was closed due to a water leak. I looked but didn’t see any water on the floors. It had rained earlier in the day though. It took me a minute to realize I was the only customer in the entire club! I couldn’t believe it! The bartender said that she could bring up the dancers if I wanted. Apparently there were four of them. I had half a mind to leave and try and get my money back but decided against it. What the heck, this could be a unique experience. In the end it turned out to be a bad decision.

So the bartender brings up one of the dancers; a slim African American. Her name was AK. She was dressed in jeans shorts and a T-shirt. She offered to change if I was interested in a dance. I said OK but she wanted a whiskey first. So I bought her a drink and then waited 10 minutes for her to come back up in a thong. She took me to a room with a couch that was overlooking the entire club. It was dirty and had leftover drinks on the side tables. The couch was plasticky and kinda hard. I thought I was going to get a dance but she wanted to wait until she could find a cigarette. She also said that all her money had been stolen by one of the other dancers. I listened to her drone on for 15 minutes while she tried to bum a cigarette from some of the other girls unsuccessfully. Btw all the other girls were also in jeans. At this point I decided that it was time to leave. AK wanted me to tip her because she had spent time with me. I bought her another whiskey instead and walked out.