Dead Sunday night

Went to Players Club on Sunday night around 10pm. It was less than a 10 minute drive from my downtown hotel. Parked near the front door, free parking. There were only a few cars in the parking lot. Did a pat down by security and paid $20 entry. I was told there were only 2 girls there at the time and that others tended to trickle in from other clubs. They didn't sell alcohol, supposedly because it is an all nude club. The club was so dark, it was hard to see. From what I did see, the place looked dated and in bad need of renovation. The lady working the door and the bar asked if I wanted a non-alcoholic drink. I passed. There was one stage near the center of the club and an elevated section on the other side of it. It was so dark, but I think I saw only 1 or 2 other customers in there. I made small talk with the bar lady, and I asked again about dancers. She summoned a girl from the other side of the club. She was decent looking - AA, tall, caramel-complexioned, big ass, ample tits, with a little pudge in the middle section. I would rate her an 8. We made a fast introduction as I knew I wouldn't be staying much longer. I asked about the dance prices, and she responded $40 per song. Wtf?!? In this run down, piece of shit place?! Then, she said it was $100 to access VIP rooms, but she didn't do those. So, that left me with the option of a 40 dollar dance or nothing. The one other dancer had her street clothes on and didn't look as good as the 1st girl. Never in my life have I paid $40 for a song, but I decided to bite the bullet, since I didn't spend any money on parking or drinks. I asked how long she danced for $40, she said about 10 minutes. Then I thought OK, that makes it s LITTLE better.

She took me an area on the other side of the club, away from the entrance and bar, to a room that was sectioned into smaller booth type rooms with semi-privacy. Then, I thought OK, this is getting better. We went to one of the booth rooms tucked into a corner, and I sat down. She took her top off and started dancing. She lap danced and I grabbed hands full of titties and her ass when she stood up. She rotated facing me and facing away. It was a nice, sensual dance. When the song ended, she stopped. I said that wasn't 10 minutes, because I timed it. It was 3-4 minutes. She said something about her having to pay security BEFORE the dance. She said it was only her 2nd night dancing there, but it sounded like some mumbo jumbo to me. I think the club takes their cut from the dancer before the dance. However, no one was at the entry of the semi-private area when we entered. Either way, it sounded like some bullshit. If she wanted to dance longer, she could have since no one was checking. Then again, maybe someone was keeping track. I chalked it up because I was leaving anyway. The $40 topless Tampa dance was no better than a $5 all-nude Atlanta dance! This chick didn't even remove her bottoms. Well, I won't be going back to Players Club.