Reviews

It has been about 6 weeks since I visited here. I texted a favorite that usually works here. She confirmed and I headed over. The standard review details. Street parking, you want…

COMING IN (unchanged) Boardroom Cabaret sits a quarter-mile off Route 24 in a middle-class commercial area full of strip malls. Thankfully, there's a Bank of America ATM another quarter-mile up the road if you need one.…

I stopped in around 5 PM since I had not been for a year. Wanted to see what changes had been made since last time. Grabbed a beer $3.50 and sat at the bar. Stages…

Took my wife and another couple visiting from out of town to this strip club. For drinks and a show, its not bad. We had 4 well drinks and 2 beers, tab came out to…

The good old Aragon Bar in Albert Lea. This is a regular bar with pool tables in the front and and topless bar in the back. Normally there is just one bar tender working who…

Visiting from the US. I went to Brandi's lounge on a Friday night after midnight until closing 3am. The coat check costed 20$. The club is a bit weird when it comes to seating, there…

I was visiting the UK after a long time and had a afternoon to kill, so headed to the woolpack! It was a weekday and afternoons are usually quite dull at the strip clubs. So my…

Let me begin with an update the location in the listing is now a club named Silk. It was opened yesterday, I saw it but did not go inside. This review is for Platinum…

Visited FC on a recent Sunday evening. The club is open only in the evenings on Sundays. I have also sentimented in other reviews that, in general, Sundays just really are NOT the…

Had to fly out of DTW and stopped by this smokey shithole. It is what it is, pay $5 on the way in, get a raffle ticket for no raffle, there is a raised…

I visited Tattle Tattle (in Atlanta) on a Tuesday around 5pm (In April 2023). I'm a 41 year old black male who went alone. Security, Parking and Entrance Valet for $5. Security guards were professional and thorough. They…

This is a good place to stop in for a while when going to or from the West Palm airport. It is only about 1.5 miles from the airport. I like to stop…

Came by a few minutes after midnight. Place was full but maybe a little more breathing room on Friday vs. Saturday night which was welcome as it can get tough to find seating in here.…

Visited late on a Friday, around 11pm. Club wasn't too busy but plenty of ladies working. I was told it was usually busier, but it was cinco de mayo and this place doesn't serve alcohol,…

Went to XTC cabaret on Wednesday night on a whim. I must have looked like a dear in head light upon entering because I was immediately swarmed by a group of girls asking my friends…

Key Points: Entry Fee: $30 Dance cost: Tip $1’s for dances in the pervert row close to the stage. $20 for topless dance in your seat in the general seating area $40 for Nude dances in a private area $30 for…

So I haven't been to the clubs since Covid. The club has changed names since then, but otherwise it's more or less the same: Drinks are still reasonable (by club standards,) chairs are still big…

Took a trip to Jackson after a long hiatus and boy has it gotten bleak. Maybe it was just that day, but we started off walking in being greeted outside by one of the dancers…

Arrived around 8pm. I parked on a little side street next to the bar. A little sketchy, but it’s a rental car so???? Walkers to front and approached by a man who asked why…

This is probably my personal favorite club in the Miami area. For those of you that have been here, there are two bars. One right as you enter where the girls try to grab you…

Saturday mid-afternoon, no cover. When I arrived there were about 5 dancers and just as many customers. Domestic bottle $5. This is the first club I've been in where dancers take the…

Went to Gold Club on Sunday evening mainly it's my only night off and only 4 miles from the hotel I was staying. Huge free parking lot that has seen better days. Entered…

This club is in the middle of Woonsocket. Really nice looking building, plenty of free parking. After you enter, it is one big room, with a bar against the back wall, a main stage, a…

It has been 6 months since I last stepped into Vivide. I met up with our other great members here Rod and Will42. I entered the parking lot around 2:10 and Will42 entered at the…

I came here on a Thursday night after midnight. They have $10 lapdances on Thursdays when usually it's $30. Valet was $6, cover was $20. The place is one giant room with an upper…

Note: This is a review. Not a treatise on how you should spend your money, just how I spent mine. Sometimes, I stay at La Quinta Inn for the cheap room and free…

I'd been curious/skeptical of the Foxy Lady's Legs and Eggs portion for a while, and gave it a shot. My expectations were low, but they were exceeded, and I'd go back if i were…

Stopped in for first time since covid Been wanting to pop in for awhile now since this was my ATF just was waiting u till I felt safe doing so with crime in downtown scaring…

Daisha is back! She was out for a surgery. I missed that phat booty. I will tone down my review because the prudes around the country don't understand the differences between their clubs and Washington Clubs.…

Playhouse lounge is a little pink structure that you can’t miss off of route 130. Parking is plentiful and safe. It is BOYB, no alcohol is served. Only malt beverages or wine can be brought…

Stopped by on a late afternoon a couple Saturdays ago. I've been here many times and not much has changed -parking is free in rear fenced in lot. No cover charge unitl 7pm -I…

To begin with, this club is listed as out of business and it's not. They were temporarily closed to remodel from a fire in the building next door and not permanently closed. Even though they are…

I tried sugar shack on a rainy Wednesday night . I’m generally a more dayshift person, but they don’t open until 7pm so night shift it was. The parking…

This used to be my go-to place in all of NYC, but their downhill slide finally killed the place for good. Gallahers is one of the few places in Queens that is not gangster…

Made a return for an afternoon visit to the Cricket. Entrance is in the rear of the club, where they have a safe parking lot, no valet and no cover charge during the day.…

Against my better judgement I went here on Saturday after not being too particularly interested in BELAX. I arrived just around 1am, and and the place was pretty well packed with girls and patrons. I…

SE of MSP airport. Well lit parking lot. $10 cover. Full bar. General layout is a main floor with hightop tables and chairs. Comfortable armchairs around a horseshoe shaped raised stage…

Rolled in around midnight on a Saturday. Adjacent lot was full so I had to pay$5 to park. Waited in line to get wanded by an officer and paid the cover. I think it was $25.…

I went in on a Wednesday evening around 9:30. The club is right next to an adult store, and the club itself has bars around the entire entryway. As you walk in there is…

Was in Memphis again and wanted to kill a couple of hours. Gold club is right off the highway, big building with lots of colorful lights and plenty of parking. ID check and pat down…

Intro Having gone to Toots for over a decade, I decided to finally try an early afternoon to see if Old Toots had a better offering than the stale and mercenary evening lineup. Post pandemic,…

So my first time here, quick couple of turns off the Garden State Parkway. In a residential/light commercial neighborhood, street parking which is free and seems to be plenty available. One thing to…

This review covers 3 days, started around 9pm each day and ended around 11:30 pm (to try and fit in Spearmint Rhino down the street). Each day, I probably spent just a little over…

1. Don’t pay the parking fee at valet. The area is safe enough to park on the street and walk in. Roemer Ave or in the parking lot behind Zo’s Burger if…

The Red Room is near route 19 so it's close to all the other clubs. Smaller parking lot, club is located on a corner so can pull in from 2…

Well I was back in Dallas for a few days and decided to hit Lipstics since it was my go to club when I lived in Dallas the reason being extras were always available. Changes-Cover…

I'm not usually around the Palm Springs area and this was my first visit. The club is in an industrial zone but feels safe. It has a full bar, but that means bottoms stay on. I…

Located just off of Route 24 in Brockton. Easy to miss as it is behind a restaurant and Carwash. It has a large parking lot that is surrounded by other businesses, but I prefer to…

Visited on a weekday, mid-afternoon. Place was pretty busy for 2:30 pm. Maybe 12 dancers (hard to take a census) and as many customers. There's a round stage in the center, with chairs surrounding it for…

Right off of I-80 next to a porno bookstore, across the freeway from a couple of gas stations so no getting lost finding it. They have a big gravel parking lot. Cover was $7 was…

Went recently on a Friday night. Not much has changed. $16 cover. Parking lot was pretty jammed as usual. Quite a few girls, but not many new ones. Lineup was as follows: Dior Xena Camille Christina Skylar Jessie Sage The tall black girl…

Tried this place for the first time. Took me 40 min to get there from Boston with not much traffic on a Sat evening. The place is on the right side on a pretty…

Pink Pony was closed for a video shoot. Tattletale is lower key, more rock less hip hop club than many in ATL. This evening it was full probably because of the Pink Pony closure. Entry at…

I had an afternoon to try to cheer myself up - I was in Chandler and didn't want to drive all the way to Phoenix, so I stayed local. I wasn't expecting much for…

Its a really nice and clean place. Girls are all hot and the topless stage is really nice. It is very expensive and there are alot of guys since its the only club in a…

Cheaters is probably now my 2nd favorite place to go in Cocoa Beach. Royal Dancers/ OLD Inner room has been my place. But things are not as good as it has been. As several…

I stopped in on a Saturday afternoon while I was out with some spare time. It was pretty empty. Just me and 1 other. The dancers were just coming out of the dressing rooms when…

I went on a Friday afternoon. I had not been here in many, many years but the place looked the same (in a good way). It is a small, throwback, neighborhood dive bar with topless/nude…

Swung through on a Saturday afternoon to kill an hour or two before a flight. Showed up around 2pm (opened at either 1pm or 2pm). Experience was about what’d you expect. Not…

Saturday late afternoon visit. Usually go earlier, but the few, prime time girls seem to be tied up with regulars, who likes to talk and then go for dances. Details are still the same. Byob Ten dollar cover Dances…

Mermaids is in a residential neighborhood a block away from the train station so it’s easy to get too. Usually opens between 10-11pm. Got there at 11pm and paid a $20 cover. Liked the fact…

Went with a group around 10:00 on a Friday. I believe the cover was $15. Location is at the back end of the main drag in Fells Point so it’s convenient to begin or end…

Went to Pandoras in the early afternoon around 1pm as most of the day shift dancers are there. Pro tip: Bring cash as there is no ATM. There is a weed store a few blocks up…

Right off the road on the 130 in an old building with an ok amount of parking, in what I understand is not the greatest neighborhood. Cover charge is $10 (at least at night for midweek)…

I had a few hours to kill and walked in on a Tuesday afternoon. I'd been there once before and thought I would give it. a shot again. (I have many fond memories…

Second floor club across from Club USA at the top of a he hill in Tumon. In my opinion it’s the best club in Guam. Walk in, bar is to the right. Stage is ahead…

The Oasis has been described often so I'll be brief. Located in commercial area near auto dealers and junk yards. Plenty of parking. After going through the metal detector rectangular…

Stopped in Tuesday to Bogies around 4:15 and arrived to a busy lot thanks to the Tuesday special and the rain. 5 cover, 10 for a beer + tip and a somewhat busy place with…

This club has always been the outlier in Massachusetts, even going back to the Fuzzy Grape days when Mass. was a no dance, no touch state. For whatever reason, and I assume its town culture,…

Went on a Saturday afternoon about 5pm. Paid the door fee ($5) and walked in. Big stage right in the middle of the room and bars running the walls on right and left.…

Dues: $21 Drinks: $5 Dances: $40/dance $100/3 dances Walked in and paid my dues. The vibe was all there. Dark with some lights sparkling from time to time. There is a cute hostess that greets you around the…

Stopped by Blackjacks at 8:45pm on a Tuesday night. Had an hour and half to kill before picking some friends up at the airport. I've been here 7-8 times now and generally stop by once…

This has always been my go to spot. Brief description of the place is as follows. Dj booth on the left as you come in. Stage in the center. Couches and benches all around with…

I decided to make a stop at my favorite man cave (because of the rock walls) to see a particular dancer today. She had been working at Scarlet Lounge and recently made the switch. I…

This was my first time at Essex and I was pleasantly surprised. When I pulled up the club was pretty busy for a Tuesday night. This is a good sign. I still found…

Options are limited in Boise but Eclipse is one of two topless establishments. As such they can't serve alcohol but Charlie Browns, a local bar is 20 feet away. You can freely move…

This is an updated review because there is new talent, and that has its pros and cons. I know someone will complain about me glossing over the inside, but there really isn't much to say.…

This place was dead on a Sunday afternoon. Was about 8 girls total in the building and maybe 10 customers. Most of the dancers were sitting on the bar and they rarely had a dancer…

This club now has suffered a bit in terms of quality, but girls are still honest about dos and donts, and there are still good number of pretty good if not great lookers. However, two…

Skip to the bottom if you're looking for a rundown of the women DD Manville is the old Frank's Chicken House building that's been there forever. It's pretty easy to get there off of 287, if…

Made a brief stop to Bourbon Street on a Saturday afternoon. Arrived right around noon to a mostly empty parking lot. Got inside and ordered a Corona ($7). There appeared to be around 6-7 girls…

I went to the club on a Wednesday night. It was not very crowded, but there were a decent number of girls there (I had been to Mynx the night before and there were only…

Second time at the club in my life and went during the "lunch rush" so it was fairly busy. I think it has the best layout of any of the Pompano clubs and definitely has the…

Rainy night in Lawrence Harbor,feeling hornee. Arrive at sun set, parking lot somewhat full,had to park around the side.A steep $20 entrance fee,unfriendly guy in booth,just grunted $20!!! Ok looked good 3 girls on stage,somewhat…

First time back since the renovation. The entire back wall of the bar area is now a great wall of large screen panels. Definitely upping the sports bar aspect. This is great if there's a…

I first want to say, I'm from the area and I frequent certain clubs several times a month. I've probably been to HC more than 30 times in the last year, so I'm pretty…

Resubmitted this review as it was rejected for some typos and formating issues (no paragraphs). Its been a hot minute since I've gone to my preferred Des Moines club. I was bored Thursday evening so I…

Tried to get to tattletales at the open but wasn’t able to get there until 12:30. Was looking to catch Xena before she got busy. When I arrived she was already seated with the older…

Have never had the chance to stop by the famed “Pic” before, so I decided to make a special trip to check out the sista-friendly hangout. Place was very hard to find, very subtle signage out…

Alright.. I visit this place regularly, and was recently in town for a meeting. I went in after 8:30pm, and paid $10 cover. Walking in, you pass through this a curtain of beads, with DJ on…

On Friday April 28,2023 I visited Venus Lounge in Stanton, Orange County, California from about 5:45 to 7:30 pm. I had just previously been at TJ’s Showgirls up the street. Venus is on…

Went there last Thursday with couple of friends. Entry fee was $20 and drinks did cost around $15 per drink. The place was bigger than I thought and has one main stage and one very…

On Friday afternoon April 28, 2023 from about 3:30 to 5:30 I visited TJ’s Showgirls in Stanton, Orange County, California. The club is on the east side of Beach Blvd a couple of blocks…

Went there on Saturday night around 9.00pm. 15$ entry fee and one drink minimum to enter the club. When you enter, you can see Restroom straight to front. To left is the main stage and…

Took a half day a work cause having to come to Providence for some bullshit sucks, so might as well make up for it by getting blasted at 2 in the afternoon. Parking lot…

First time at this establishment. 4pm arrival Greeted by valet when I pulled in. Gave me a ticket and parked my vehicle for me. Before entering, a few customers were sitting outside smoking. (Non-smoking club)…

I went to cheerleaders on Saturday night around 8 pm . Parking lot was well lit and I got a nice parking spot close to the building . there was a $10 cover charge and…

Too many sausages and not enough buns to go around. I’ve been to this club many times and they usually have it pretty well staffed at about 1:3 ratio to the girls. But on this…

In general, I have a growing dislike for Deja Vu clubs, but this one manages to bring it to a new level. Let's start with the basics: - Mandatory ID showing - Mandatory check for guns/metals with…

My monthly Sunday visit!! Got there at 2PM. Thought I had beat the Sunday afternoon crowd and there were only about 10 customers there when i arrived with probably 15 girls on the…