Reviews

I have recently been spending a lot or weekdays in Philadelphia and have made a weekly trip to Purple Orchard since I was lucky the first two there with FS or BBJ in the open…

I chose to go to this place on Friday evening because of google reviews. Never have I ever paid $28 cover charge to get in. The ambience was nice, spcious and cozy. There was a…

The building: This place as you approach is a dump. The parking lot has holes you could get lost in, the signage is rough. Inside: The place is large and relatively clean. The bathrooms are…

AJ's mostly hosts Latina dancers. The place is pretty mellow during the afternoons. The staffs respect your privacy, they are more congenial to frequent spending regulars. Drinks aren't what I'd call cheap, but I understand the…

I called their number and arranged for pickup from the club. The ride is free and you also get free admission in the club. The service was great! I highly recommend using this service.…

After being at Dream On, Cabaret, Club 205, The Venue and Union Jack's over two days, my last stop was Sassy's. Not reviewing Dream On or the Venue. I wanted to like the Venue but…

After being at Dream On, Cabaret, Club 205 and The Venue I made my way back toward downtown. I intended to hit one particular club (spacing on the name now) but ended up at Union…

First time visitor on back to back weekdays recently. Parking lot on the sides and in back. Some decent day time street parking on Stark Street as well. No cover charge but they do check…

Condor Club SF, from the outside it doesn't look like much but don't let this historical gem pass you by. You will be pleasantly surprised when you go in. The ambiance is that of any…

I went to Deja vu Vegas after a poor experience at Sapphire's on a Monday night. There is a consistency that I expect from a Vu property and this matched that consistency. I went on a…

Visited HiLiter again last week. Oddly when pulling into the lot it appeared at least half full at 1pm. Fewer than 1/3 of the tables taken, where are the drivers to all of those cars?…

I spent two afternoons and early evenings there recently. Likely from around 3:30-8 pm. First time visitor. Parking out back. Parking would be tight when crowded at night. No cover charge during the day. $5…

Sorry guys, been a while since I posted. I've been going to HK almost every month still, just hadn't found time to write any posts with work being consuming...Anyway... Okay, so I goto HK and no…

This review is based on two recent visits, both mid-week afternoon visits. The Cheetah is a favorite club of mine. I've been going there for years and decided to add a new review since it's…

LOCATION (unchanged) Club Desire is very accessible from I-95, located almost under an overpass. While the area is more industrial, I felt safe entering and exiting the locale. Parking lot is ample and spacious, but fills…

It was a Thursday night around 10pm. They try to charge for parking, but there's a very small strip of free parking along the street. You go in and pay the door fee…

I finally returned to Rhino after staying away for quite a while. The last time I was here was probably a year ago and I felt like the value had fallen off completely, just like…

Inside has been reviewed many times, No cover charge at night on the weekends it is $20. Bar is on the right main stage in the middle of the bar. Many tables around the stage…

Visited around 10:30 on a Friday. Five dollar cover at the door. Minimum drink, including water, will run you eight dollars. One stage in the center. Bar and seating runs around the stage. They were…

Was in the area on business and looking for a high mileage club to try out. So I headed to Porthole Pub. It is in the corner of a medium sized horseshoe shaped strip mall. Parking…

Went in on a Thursday afternoon, I knew of the places reputation through various forum posts and a previous visit where I did not partake but had it broken down for me. This is a…

I arrived at the club at almost 6:30 PM on a Friday evening. There's a mandatory valet, although several years ago, on one of my first visits, they allowed me to park on the street…

Came over to Diamond Dolls after a terrible visit to another local strip club that was located int he corner of a shopping center. Thats another review. However, what a pleasure it was coming to…

Has been a while since my last to Henrys. I decided to see what or who was new. Only a couple cars in the no valet, color green lined fenced in parking lot. The pavement was…

Club details: not going to spend a lot of time here since nothings changed since my last review. Located off a busy road with parking in the front and back. Side entrance so everyone can't…

Club details at the end of the review. Good stuff first. This review summarizes two good visits to PH. Had a run of rough outings the last few visits before this. Ever…

2nd visit. Decent parking lot with a liquor store close by. Got in free with a social media ad. Once you enter the space is big rectangular shaped. An inner rectangle has the dance place…

I made my yearly pilgrimage to Detroit and actually didn’t plan on going to a club while I was there. I had actually made a date with an old friend and she had to cancel…

Due to it being my slow season at work, I’ve had a lot of time on my hands. That means more extended lunch trips to Fantasies and Desires over the past month. Unfortunately as many…

I arrived around 12:45 AM Monday morning, the club is tucked back in a sparse manufacturing district but it seemed pretty safe. There’s a small entrance where the bouncer is waiting outside, he walked me in…

This is a combination of 3 nights in a row. All three were similar, just different dancers. The club lay out has already been talked about. If you get to the club…

It's Northwest Arkansas so your choice of venue is going to be limited. This is the only place that has nude dancers, and they have some really hot dancers.…

I stopped by Desires around 2pm on a Wednesday. There were about 8-12 dancers and both bars were filled with patrons. Most looked like regulars as a few of the groups kept calling…

Wish this review vould offer more. I stopped by about 3pm on a Thursday. $5 cover and about 5 for my drink with a tip. No one else there but the…

This is my second visit to babydolls. I had some free time close to noon and decided to visit at around 11:30. I paid the same $3 cover charge. number of girls was still decent…

When I walked in on a Friday evening at 9 PM, I was charged $5. The guy at the front gave me a blue ticket/coupon. I asked him if it was a free drink coupon…

Was in the area around 6pm. No cover at that time. Stoped in. Not the best time due to girls leaving and others arriving. Sat at the bar got a whiskey sour for…

I returned here on my 2nd visit to Seattle. While there are good reviews of other clubs, I'm a creature of habit and it helps that I relatively know what I'm getting into. Came in around…

I have now been to Ebony Inn about 3 times in the past couple of months. It had been on my list for a while. But I was a little bit reluctant to…

Haven't been back to Gogo Rama for a while. Finally had a chance and went on a Thursday with a friend, showed Instagram post and got in for half price admission fee. $10...…

It had been years since I went to Show Palace, but thought I would give it another try. When I pulled into the parking lot I was surprised at how busy it seemed.…

I went back to Crazy Horse for the first time in 8 months. This place has changed A LOT. Whether you think the changes are good or bad depends on what you are looking…

After closing time at the Flamingo, I decided to ride over to the Outhouse to see a dancer I knew from a different club a few years ago. I'd never been to this establishment…

I decided to visit the Bird for the first time in over five years, and I was pleasantly surprised at the changes that have happened in that time. The last time I went there,…

Will do a dual review for two back to back days, Friday afternoon and Saturday afternoon. Friday first. Arrived at 4:15pm. The parking lot was completely full, and I had to go to the overflow lot.…

I’ve been to Vivde a bunch of times, and never made it to the Diamond Club. After a slow time at Vivide I figured to give it a shot. The setup is a…

Went in for a quick Friday night visit. If you have never been there before, Blackjack's is a smaller club with a single stage and pole. These and the bar and restrooms are to your…

Visited the dive bar. It's advertised as a dive bar and it lives up to the name. The parking lot is gravel. The inside is like a doublewide trailer. There is…

New in town and I had Saturday night free, so I picked Bandaids based on the reviews. I was not disappointed by the variety of friendly dancers and decent prices. The club is in a…

went in with my wife on a Thursday night. the place was fairly crowded but we managed to find a stage side seat. Many girls approached us and mostly all of them were Cuban Latinas…

Went there with my wife and had a good time. Dances on the floor were $10 and $25 in the private area. Many couples were there and there were many hot girls dancing. Mostly Latina…

Was in Philly for business and decided to stop in around 3:00. It’s a good sized bar area with a stage in the center, appears to be kept well. Not many customers in the mid-afternoon,…

This club is listed as closed, but that was only temporary. They just reopened this weekend. The bar design hasn’t changed. There’s two rooms. The right(direction as you come in the front door)…

Club has limited parking. $10 on the side and $20 in front. Inside, cover was $10. Bar is straight up from entry to main room. With 8-10 stools. Always occupied by patrons or dancers. Beyond…

TLDR: Well kept place. Nice people. Safe parking. Better looking fit dancers. Hands on but no extras. Dance prices are $20 per song with limited contact from the dancers I tried. VIP in a separate private…

I miss some of the old dancers, but there are a few gems here. When you walk in there is a metal detector immediately on the left. Not in use during the day, but at…

This place is in the small mountain town of White Haven. Right near the Lehigh River. This club is bring your own beer and was surprisingly nice and not what I was expecting.…

Parking/Valet: To say they have a little parking on site is an understatement. Maybe enough for wo dozen cars. No valet at this club. Some people parked on the grassy areas and when I…

This is my third time visiting. Club not in a great neighborhood. Parking was sufficient given the guests inside. Make sure your car is parked near the light posts and in a good light area.…

Crazy horse is decent strip club in a sketchy area on market Street with nothing else really around. If you want to drink, you're gonna have to pregame because they don't sell alcohol. When you…

Walked over after dinner from Resorts World to try and keep the night (and the buzz) going! Free cover (local) and no line. Quick pat down as usual, but very friendly staff at the…

Club is located on Tamiani Trail in Fort Myers. Small lot, for a small club. You walk in and the stage is right in front of you. The bar runs down the one…

Last visit to BT’s was couple weekends ago. Saturday afternoon. Used the valet this time. Pleasant female valet attendant. But cost is even more of a rip off than flight club is down the street.…

Second trip was about the same. Doesn't have the same wild vibes as follies but was still fun so ended up back there again. Went on a Thursday afternoon. 10$ cover to get in. There were…

Rolled up alone on a weeknight so I knew what to expect. The neighborhood is awful and getting to and from the club was sketchy. Inside it was pretty run down, also to be expected.…

I just spent 2 hours on a Saturday afternoon at Bare Elegance near LAX. Great time. I recently visited and reviewed 4 Play. Bare Elegance is better for at least 3 reasons: 1. The girls…

OK....again, I wasn't there to see the people. The choices for that section make no sense. Maybe ask if you felt safe around the people. Were the people courteous or if the…

Went solo, dancers were frisky and friendly, but didn’t approach a whole lot except to simply ask “do you want a dance baby?” Cover 20, id scanned, was there around 5:30, about 10 dancers were there…

I’m shocked no one has written a review of this place. I asked many locals the best strip club in Rocky Point and this one was #1. Many hot ladies and had several amazing lap…

Draft night three Per the usual arrangement I made the travel to my friends draft night party, and afterwards stopped in Coitsville at the Palace in the Pines. For those of you not paying attention the…

In any other neighborhood, Centerfolds would be the neighborhood dive. Last time I was there, they had a Hell's Angels poster on the door to prove it. It still loses the title because…

As many have stated, club is small and dark. There were some seats available that night not at the stage, which is not always the case. I sat and was approached by a few dancers.…

Visited around 9 on a Saturday night. Parking free in well-lit lot. Admission was $20. Domestic beer was 9 bucks which included a $1 service charge according to the receipt.…

Visited Friday April 21st around 10pm. $20 entry, pat down, license scan. Walked to the bar and got a mixed drink $10 and $1 tip. In the past 6 months, this drink has gone…

I stop by here every one in awhile, usually in the afternoon. A lot of thick Dominican and Columbian girls (which I like), with some Russian and Black sprinkled in. Great thing about this place…

It has been a year since I last reviewed Mardi Gras 2, loads of things have changed so I think it is worth it to read the entire review. There has been some pretty big…

Went to Delilah’s for the first time in a long time and boy has this place changed. If you remember back in the day when this was a house that served chicken by a guy…

Hadn’t been here in a long time, probably 10 months as I’ve been spending more time at clubs further down south closer to my job. Hit this place on a Friday evening. It’s been well…

When I arrived there was a tall blond dancer near the entrance. The change from outside light to inside dark made it hard to see. Something seemed off about the woman so I…

I was on my home from wintering in Arizona, so stopping at the end of the day. Wow, big road construction on 41st street, as I get off of I-29. So no way to…

I came in on a Saturday afternoon and immediately got a beer. The bar was fully seated so I waited by the waitress area. A Heineken ran me under 10 but I tipped 5 and…

Hole is located near the golf club, got massive parking lot, most of time its almost empty. Dance floor is of usual size, OK bathroom, lap dance area is on the right of entrance, curtains…

While on a short vacation in Florida, I decided to do a little clubbing. Having already been to Diamond Dolls (DD) multiple times in the past, and Cheetah Pompano (CP), I figured I would check…

I stopped by after finding that another club was closed (or not yet open). The club is small and crowded, but I welcomed the crowd. So many clubs are dead at 5pm.…

Went back to Clancy's on a Thursday afternoon. Place is located in a residential area I'm Bloomfield. Plenty of street parking in the area. Lay out has 2 entrances, it s along narrow bar with…

I decided to visit the caddy to check out the sports bar/nude room open on Friday and Saturday nights.when you first walk in you pay a cover of $15 and they scan you id, thru…

Decided to come back after I got paid with a higher budget than my previous visit. (Previous visit was $200 and this visit was $600 [ended up going to the ATM a few times] and…

Been here many times over the years... in general i like the place.. located in the acme parking lot in new falls road by edgely .. place is pretty big…

In Houston for business, and wanted some action. It was a super slow night when I went. No cover from what I remember and the lady at the door was pretty nice. There were only…

My friend and I were both in south Florida for work last week so we decided to hit up a few strip clubs in the area. I use to hit up diamonds and the surrounding…

Providence is land of extras of New England. Cadillac is third best out of the top clubs here. Cadillac has a range of girls. Some girls were slim some too old or too big. Big…

Parking/Valet: Since this is in a strip mall the parking lot is big but it is for all of the stores/shops in the strip mall. In the evening there are two establishments that are competing for…

Friday night, after 10pm, first time to 2001 (great tuscl member meetup). OUTSIDE AND ENTRY: Located on a bustling 6 lane street right next to a bar-restaurant. Big signage, you can’t miss the blue 2001 sign.…

cover: 10 (don't need it, I am a lifetime vip) drinks: avg stripclub prices dances: some weird amount 3x90+ vip half hour: 375-450 depending on rooms dancers: 40+ horseshoe bar, vip bar area, 1 large main stage, 1 smaller stage…

Have been to Deja Vu a few times over the last year, most recently within the last couple weeks. Location is certainly most convenient if you are downtown, and personally I like it much…

this is a review of cafe 269 on harbor boulevard just north of the 22 freeway. it is also down the street a ways south of Disneyland. on my drive back home from Mexico, I…

Don’t go! No VIP, $20 to park and $20 to get in, only two girls working being hogged the whole time by two guys. This was my second time going; the first time I…

Went on a Friday around 9pm. Cover was $10 and they scan you with a metal detector at the door. I ordered a bush light at the bar, then found an open table and sat…

Club is located in Peabody behind a gas station. There is a metal detector and a $10 cover. Place is much cleaner and upscale than the club down the street, which has more of a dive…

As always, I found myself in the area and had to stop in. It was a Wednesday, though, and so it was nice to see some new ladies. But first, I will remind you about…