Ebony Inn
5367 Sheriff Road Fairmount Heights, MD 20743

Early Is Not The Way To Go at EI

VIP Review
Avatar for randomnane1
VIP
randomnane1
Mar 30, 2026, 1:48 AM
Dancers
Club Quality
Value
Visited: Monday Afternoon

Decided to visit EI on the afternoon shift (3:30) for a change, but I may have went too early. For the sake of the review I’ll give a description of the club (even though it hasn’t changed since my last review). You still park in the parking lot across the street, run across the four lane traffic. When you enter and go up the ramp, there will be someone on your left to collect your cover. Cover depends on time of day but it’s usually $16-20. The club is on the door to your left.

 

Now for my actual review. I expected there to be very few dancers, but I was pretty shocked when 30 mins went by and no one appeared to give any dances. Not just for me, but also the 2-3 guys that were there. Finally, I got a couple dances, but the options definitely weren’t all that. I’m always bad with names, but there was a brown skin that gave a great dance. Aside from that, all the other dancers were either bad or ok at most.

 

Knowing what kind of club this is, I should’ve known better than to come early, but at least I tried it out.

Full review available to VIP members

Unlock thousands of detailed, honest strip club reviews.

300K+ reviews • Trusted community since 1998
Early Is Not The Way To Go at EI