Intel Update turned Yelp Review

Came in thinking this was a casual night out—turned out to be a full TSA audition.

Entry is now $25 (inflation is undefeated), parking is $10 across the street (of course it is), and VIP floor seating jumped to $25. Pro tip: back left corner is the move unless you enjoy being in the spotlight unintentionally.

Security? Immaculate. You go through a metal detector that reacts like it just drank pre-workout, followed by a pat down… then another pat down… then what feels like a bonus round pat down at the bar. At this point, they know me better than my primary care doctor.