The Crazy Horse
980 Market St
San Francisco, CA 94102
Slipping deeper into the abyss!
VIP Review
HappyButNotLucky
Mar 30, 2026, 2:04 AM
Dancers
Club Quality
Value
Visited: Friday Evening
This used to be my favorite strip club in the SF area between 2001 – 2007. Back then it actually felt special. Now honestly the only link that this place in its current form has to its former glory is that new tagline they keep pushing, “Legendary” Strip Club.
I still keep hoping maybe it will get better, so I end up visiting like 2 times in a year. Last time I came it was already a pretty big disappointment.
This time I went on a Friday night around 9:15 PM. When I walked in there were about 25+ customers, so I thought ok maybe tonight will be different. Had some hope again. But yeah, it didn’t really pan out like I expected.
Full review available to VIP members
Unlock thousands of detailed, honest strip club reviews.