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Where is your best source of strip club entertainment?

I think that most will agree that it is here on TUSCL. But how accurate is the information given in the reviews. You have got to know your reviewers. I have about 15 favorite customers/reviewers that I swap emails and…

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Question about NW Indiana& Detroit area clubs

Hi guys, I hope you can help me out. I live in Los Angeles but save my SC money to go to East St. Louis. I have had 10 ESL trips in the last 3 years but my last few…

Headlights Gentlemen's Club

Chesapeake, Virginia

Another decent time at JBs/Headlights. Of...

Another decent time at JBs/Headlights. Of course, only because totally hot, all natural Sasha was on shift, crowd was small and I got lots of attention at the stage rail from the friendliest dancer around.…

Christie's Cabaret Phoenix

Phoenix, Arizona

Went in four days ago and...

Went in four days ago and returned again today. Impressive building as compared to other clubs in Phoenix. This is by far the best club in the city. I visited about 12…

Facade

Tampa, Florida

It looks like this place might...

It looks like this place might be gearing up again. I was leaving Best Buy today and noticed that they had a NOw Hiring sign. I thought of stoping in the Lingere place…

Vic's Place

Irvington, New Jersey

Had a 1 night layover in...

Had a 1 night layover in Newark so I checked out Vic's. Wow!! It is pretty much as advertised. The girls were busy but not overly aggresive. All were friendly and very…

1320 II

Springfield, Virginia

Stopped in for the first time....

Stopped in for the first time. Not sure I'll hurry back. Place was more of a bar than a strip club. None of the dancers were particularly attractive or exciting. A bottle of Bud was…

Déjà Vu Stockton

Stockton, California

Arrived mid afternoon and more attention...

Arrived mid afternoon and more attention was being paid to the TVs than the dancers. Same as the two times I had been in before. Even after tipping the girls you almost had…

Scarlett's Cabaret

Hallandale Beach, Florida

A six isn't so bad of...

A six isn't so bad of a rating...unless your club used to be an 8-plus, like it was five years ago. Maybe I just remember this place being a little more high-end than it really…

JB's Lounge

El Paso, Texas

This is a traditional neighborhood bar...

This is a traditional neighborhood bar like you would find in many cities. Nice looking dancers by and large and more ethnically diverse than many El Paso clubs which are mostly Hispanic. $3…

Cabaret Club

El Paso, Texas

If you like a down and...

If you like a down and dirty club with lots of two-way contact, the Cabaret is your kind of place. Dancers tend to by thin and small breasted or large breasted with a few…

Hawaii Theatre

City of Industry, California

Decided to end my day at...

Decided to end my day at work at 12:00 noon on this Friday to make a visit to the HT. I was kind of a roll this week because I had already been to two…

Playmates

Cocoa, Florida

I made my every other month...

I made my every other month or so trip to Playmates last Saturday. There were all the usual suspects from the past couple of years. I hear the night shift gets new girls. I wonder…

Platinum Plus

West Columbia, South Carolina

Stopped into PP on a recent...

Stopped into PP on a recent fishing visit to SC. It was a Tues afternoon and there was a nice selection of girls to choose from. I met a cool blonde dancer from…

Christie's Cabaret

Nashville, Tennessee

Dropped by here on a Friday...

Dropped by here on a Friday afternoon. Not too busy but picked up as the time went on. I find that the afternoon girls are much more at ease with their dances than…

Platinum Plus

West Columbia, South Carolina

This was my second visit to...

This was my second visit to the club, actually the first time I was in Columbia I went several times but second visit since about a year ago. I guess that I'm the exception…

Bazooka's Showgirls

Kansas City, Missouri

This is a club that is...

This is a club that is always pretty consisent. It is a juice bar so you get full nudity on stage but not in the VIP area. Parking can be difficult but usually…

Bonita Flats Saloon

Olathe, Kansas

Pretty easy to find if you...

Pretty easy to find if you have gotten directions but if you miss one turn you will look forever. The places looks a bit run down and the outside and the inside is similar.…

Hawaii Theatre

City of Industry, California

Don't know what all the fuss...

Don't know what all the fuss is about here. Talent is not so great (mostly 5s and 6s) got some good grabby with a $20 lapdance up against the wall, but I wasn't feeling…

The Pony Anderson

Anderson, Indiana

Visited here after going to the...

Visited here after going to the new casino. It was a ghost town probably due to the casino just opening and bad weather. Very nice people working there. It is a no…

Show Case Gentlemens Club

Huntsville, Alabama

Soon after I went in, an...

Soon after I went in, an attractive black girl 20's came up to me and asked to sit down. I let her, but wasn't really into her. She asked repeatedly to give me…

PT's Show Bar

Cimarron Hills, Colorado

A couple of weeks ago on...

A couple of weeks ago on a Sunday I stopped by PT’s in Colorado Springs. Its part of the VCG Holding company’s collection of clubs and is called PT’s Appaloosa. There is a…

Diamond Cabaret

Denver, Colorado

This past week I was in...

This past week I was in Denver for a convention so I stopped by the Diamond Cabaret for their lunch buffet. I was there from 12:30 pm to 2:30pm. The buffet was $7…

Cockatoo

Yankton, South Dakota

Fairly small club right downtown in...

Fairly small club right downtown in Yankton. Has the feel of more of a bar than a club. The dancers in the midwest tend to travel in circles in these small clubs so…

Red Parrot

El Paso, Texas

After reading the numerous reviews, I...

After reading the numerous reviews, I tried this place and arrived late in the evening on a Tuesday. Positive: there was ample space, a variety of activities including pool and watching the game on the…

Michelle's Beach House

Derby, Kansas

This was about 6 months ago....

This was about 6 months ago. Had heard this was a pretty good club. However it was very disappointing. The dancers seemed more interested in talking to themselves than dancing. The…

The Piccadilly Club

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

This has always been one of...

This has always been one of the better black clubs in the Philadelphia area and it has just reopened this week after a lengthy closure due to legal problems. The setup seems to be…

Christie's Cabaret

Greensboro, North Carolina

For anyone new to NC, Like...

For anyone new to NC, Like everyone else has said, I guess NC has a rule that forces you wait 3 days prior to being able to enter the club. Unless you find a member…

Flashdancers Midtown

New York, New York

I've been going to Flash for...

I've been going to Flash for over a decade now and it's probably about as good now as it ever was. That's not to say it's as good as places in Florida, Texas or…

Cafe Risque

Dunn, North Carolina

After driving by for years, the...

After driving by for years, the billboards on the highway finally drew me in. It was lunchtime so I thought eating here would be more fun than at McD's. I was right. Nice scenary inside…

Flamingo Showgirls

Anaheim, California

I stopped by here after midnight...

I stopped by here after midnight and paid $15 cover for drinks after presenting a free VIP pass card. The searched me and asked me to leave my phone, which has a camera in…

Southside Johnny's

Greensboro, North Carolina

The place is kind of dive...

The place is kind of dive bar in an industrial part of town. It was very easy to miss. If you think you drove past it, you probably did. Entry was $15, the…

Royal Palace

Washington, D.C., District of Columbia

Well, they've added a few new...

Well, they've added a few new girls who are attractive ! But that's all that's good that can be said about this very downscale place. Funny that it is downscale but perhaps the most expensive…

Mitchell Brothers O'Farrell Theatre

San Francisco, California

Got ripped off here. I should...

Got ripped off here. I should have listened to all the warning posts here, but I wanted to visit since I've never been here. I should have saved myself the cover. Lots of really pushy…

Diamonds

West Chicago, Illinois

Start off by paying for valet...

Start off by paying for valet parking, but once you get in the club it goes downhill from there. Lots of empty tables (maybe only 4 customers in the place with only two or…

Playmates

Hobbs, New Mexico

This is the worst strip club...

This is the worst strip club I've been to. It took me several minutes to find it (the GPS system in my truck was even confused). It is near a park and the…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

I stopped by here on a...

I stopped by here on a Tuesday afternoon because I skipped my dumb conference. I got in and paid $30 cover at 1 o'oclock, which sucks. Who charges $30 cover in the afternoon?…

The Library Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

My visit was this January, on...

My visit was this January, on a Sunday. I rarely visit Cheetahs on weekends, as it's a better deal for everything on weekday afternoons. I was very surprised at the quality of the strippers, but there…

Palomino

North Las Vegas, Nevada

Two things had declined about the...

Two things had declined about the Pal since my last visit: the DJ and the drinks at the bar. I had a Monster energy drink last time, but it was dropped in favor of something less…

Cheerleaders New Jersey

Gloucester City, New Jersey

This is a good place for...

This is a good place for having a beer, although there is no cover in the afternoons, you are more than likely to find n empty stage. the dancers they do have are stunning…

Club Wax

Atlanta, Georgia

It's been a while since I...

It's been a while since I checked this spot out. I had a few spare bills and time, so I rolled through here a few Fridays ago. Nobody was bird-dogging the parking lot…

Sparky's

Fayetteville, North Carolina

Wandered by Sparky's on a Sunday...

Wandered by Sparky's on a Sunday around 2:00. As usual it was near impossible to get the bar girls attention to get a beer. There were 5 dancers 2 white three black.…

Body Shop

Brooklyn, New York

I visited this place last night...

I visited this place last night on a thursday. Same old god damn girls. Thanks god they did't charge a cover to get in as that would really have pissed me off. About 10-15 girls…

Little Darlings Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Stumbled in here at 3AM on...

Stumbled in here at 3AM on Friday. Was pretty dead. Just a handful of customers and dancers. Nothing was immediately appealing. Dancers were 4-7 range. Many had a lot of…

Bustos

Dundalk, Maryland

I actually got "patted down" before...

I actually got "patted down" before I was allowed to enter this dive. The first thing that hits you as you enter is the WAY too loud sorry excuse for what they call music. My…

Flashdancers Midtown

New York, New York

Mixed visit. I got there...

Mixed visit. I got there and started on a beer and a dancer sat down next to me. She was very cute, exactly my type, but she was so hang-dog, she was a…

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pubic hair

my ATF showed me her latest "hair style" on my last vist. she has gone for the "bald as a 12-year old" look. don't like it at all. while I'm not fond of the sasquatch look i…

Exposé

San Diego, California

The club was alright. The ladies...

The club was alright. The ladies on stage were definitely attractive and made eye contact with the patrons. Periodically, ladies came around to ask about a private dance. Not overbearing, but attentive. Couch dance from Taylor…

Scarlett's Cabaret

Washington Park, Illinois

I still say this is one...

I still say this is one of the best values in the area. $25 private dances (no stupid wrist band) and the girls (on most nights) are young and natural. You'll see lots of open leg…

Nicolai Street Clubhouse

Portland, Oregon

Back to Nicolai's. It has been...

Back to Nicolai's. It has been awhile. No more Golden Tee, but more Video Poker. It's located in the industrial area. They usually have 2 dancers but this night they had three. They were all…

Playmates

Cocoa, Florida

was in town on business my...

was in town on business my first time at playmates.the atmosphere of the club was very relaxing music was not too loud they play dance rock and classic rock.a beautiful waitress named michelle waited on…

Pink Pony South

Forest Park, Georgia

I was hopeful that there would...

I was hopeful that there would be something worth my time in the PP South. Ouch, I was sadly disappointed! Others have described the facilities and they are right, it is very nice…

Red Carpet Lounge

Brunswick, Georgia

Tiny hole-in-the-wall on a tiny side...

Tiny hole-in-the-wall on a tiny side street just behind the downtown business district. The interior shows lots of wear, tables wobble and cheap steal and vinyl chairs show years of use. When I…

Jack's Cabaret

Junction City, Kansas

i went in here and there...

i went in here and there was nobody there. there was 1 stripper who was laying down with her head in someone's lap and the stage was empty. the stipper also part timed…

Cheeks Tavern

Eastampton, New Jersey

Stopped by on Sunday afternoon. It...

Stopped by on Sunday afternoon. It was early so only about 4 gals were working , but a few more came within the next hour. There were only 3 that I would rate above a…

Torpedo's Gentlemen's Club

Bound Brook, New Jersey

Stopped by after a long absence....

Stopped by after a long absence. This is your typical NJ bikini club. Was somewhat less crouwded than normal this evening. Mostly Eastern European girls and "American" girls this evening, big change…

Baby Dolls

Clearwater, Florida

This is a bikini club --...

This is a bikini club -- no topless or nude anything. It has it's own bar, but is adjacent to a "sports bar." There are private, "VIP", spaces but it is all bikini. The barmaid…

Sands Showgirls

Seattle, Washington

I recently visited this club for...

I recently visited this club for the first time this year. I am sad to say not much has changed. I stopped by in the late afternoon to see what the day shift had…

Hawaii Theatre

City of Industry, California

Visted on a weekday afternoon before...

Visted on a weekday afternoon before going to meeting. Made a "mistake" by going to VIP room with the first dancer to sit on my lap. However, she was cute, had a nice smile and…

Mons Venus

Tampa, Florida

There is definitely good selection of...

There is definitely good selection of girls there. I was somewhat disappointed this time based on last visit from a couple months ago. Back then, I had a dances from a couple girls who have…

Penns Port Pub

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

This is a small place on...

This is a small place on Cel. Ave. next to Show N Tel. It's open strange hours but it's worth the trip. Girls dance on the bar that's located as soon as you walk in.…

Platinum Plus

West Columbia, South Carolina

Was in on a recent Thursday....

Was in on a recent Thursday. Actually stopped on my drive through both directions. Was in around 1pm. Maybe 8 girls, about 10 customers in. This is a nice place in…

Spearmint Rhino

Santa Maria, California

One of those days when it...

One of those days when it is really really slow. I went in around 5 PM and there were quite a few people and just before 5.30 everyone left. Looks like if you stay after…

Late Night Pub

Tallmadge, Ohio

I should have known from previous...

I should have known from previous visits that stopping in the early afternoon was a risky option. But since I was in the area I figured I would atleast give it a try. I got there…

Miss Kitty Showgirls

East St. Louis, Illinois

The Accidental Tourist rates Sasha as...

The Accidental Tourist rates Sasha as the second worst dancer all time. My overall rating for her is 5.55 ranking her 56 out of 57 with only Shayla at Diamond Lounge in Baltimore ranking lower.…

PT's Centerfolds

Denver, Colorado

Visited again mid-afternoon last Tuesday. ...

Visited again mid-afternoon last Tuesday. Very quiet. Girls mostly in back, one stage open and only a couple of customers. The dancers were either very young or somewhat older. Most of…

The Lamp Liter

Ottawa, Illinois

Slow night at the Lampliter. Not...

Slow night at the Lampliter. Not slow in regards to number of customers or girls. The action from the stage, one of the best reasons to go, seemed a bit slow for a wenesday. The…

State Street Station

Rockford, Illinois

I've only been here once when...

I've only been here once when it was really busy. Not that it matters, but they have three stages and the tipping was good that one time the stages were full. Today only three dancers.…

Jiggles

Tualatin, Oregon

I was in the area on...

I was in the area on business,and checked out Jiggles. Based on the reviews of area clubs, it seemed like the best option in the Portland area. Its a little hard to find coming…

Bucks Wild

Fort Worth, Texas

Went in again on a Wednesday...

Went in again on a Wednesday night around 10PM. $8 cover and $5.50 for a Bud. Mix of girls, 1-2 black, 2 asian, 2-3 latina, rest white. Some scary girls, but most…

The Raven

Fairless Hills, Pennsylvania

Had a few beers there last...

Had a few beers there last week. The bartender, Ivy, seemed to be in a good mood this time (this is unusual based on my experience). You have to tip each dancer 1…

Seven Seas

Tampa, Florida

I give Seven Seas a value...

I give Seven Seas a value rating of 10 because of the sleaze factor. This club has "always" (last 10 years, anyway) been kinda sleazy, but they have really stepped up to the bar. Now…

Rick's Cabaret Raleigh

Raleigh, North Carolina

I've been visiting this club for...

I've been visiting this club for about 5 years now, and in the last 6 months there has to have been about 75% turnover in the dancers. I went last night and almost half of…

Penthouse Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

Arrived here @ 5pm Saturday afternoon...

Arrived here @ 5pm Saturday afternoon to check it out. Nice club, but no girls. Only a bartender and waitress in the place. This place is open 24/7, so WTF?? Grabbed a copy free copy of…

Kaos Grill and Gentlemen's Club

Parkville, Maryland

Place is still struggling. They finally...

Place is still struggling. They finally took down the wall. Hasn't seemed to help much. Not many girls. Everyone seemed bored. Time seems to drag while sitting here. Had a beer and left. Not really…

Club Pussycat

Baltimore, Maryland

One of the most consistant clubs...

One of the most consistant clubs on the Block providing hot dancers. They tend to have a few not so hot ones as well. It is the Block after all. Bad part is they tend…

Playhouse Club

Romulus, Michigan

Small club near the Detroit airport....

Small club near the Detroit airport. Visited in the early afternoon on a weekday, perhaps too early and wrong time of the day to be representative overall. Valet parking was $3.00. As one…

Flamingo Lounge

Baltimore, Maryland

After the new management took over,...

After the new management took over, this club started to have the best line up on the blck. Looks like the initial novelty has worn off and they are back to average which is still…

Coliseum

Detroit, Michigan

Was there on Thursday, early in...

Was there on Thursday, early in the afternoon, actually I was the only customer there - too early, I'm sure. The building is very impressive, with an Egyptian motif. Inside there is a…

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

Really nice club near the airport....

Really nice club near the airport. The girls are extremely attractive and take turns dancing on the main stage and then rotating to the side stages. Primary problem is that the dancers tend…

Pony Too

Madison, Alabama

I arrived at about 4:30 and...

I arrived at about 4:30 and it even though there were a lot of cars out front, there were only about 4 customers and the rest were dancers, a bartender and a waitier. This…

Show Case Gentlemens Club

Huntsville, Alabama

Show Case is not at the...

Show Case is not at the top of the Club list, but the dancers are some of the friendliest, and the mileage is worth the trip. I arrived at about 5pm and the place was pretty…

Uncle Buck's Boobie Bungalow

Huntsville, Alabama

This is right next to Show...

This is right next to Show Case, and a bit seedier. I really don't like the layout. It is long club, and just not as easy to get around in. Even though…

Buck Rubs Gentlemens Club

Reading, Pennsylvania

This place is a little off...

This place is a little off of the beaten path, but with the web site directions and the directions from TUSCL this place is actually easy to find. Parking lot is a little dark…

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I need to get laid OTC.

My last time was last November. She is still in the area but is not working at the club. She would have been my first pick. My second choice is also not working at the club now. She got banned…

Flashdancers Midtown

New York, New York

Most of the dancers here are...

Most of the dancers here are absolutely amazing. There is a good variety of types, but mostly european. Dances vary alot between different dancers. I've had some of the best dances and some of the…

Vanity After Dark

San Francisco, California

One of the funnest clubs in...

One of the funnest clubs in San Francisco. I texted "Showgirls" to 35350 and got a free VIP pass and got to sit close to the stage. The selection of dancers were hot (and smelled…

PT's Centerfolds

Denver, Colorado

Although there were two cute dancers,...

Although there were two cute dancers, for the most part, I was very disappointed with the quality of dancers this evening. Three stages were open, including the middle stage with the couches. Private…

Lust Gentlemen's Club

South Amboy, New Jersey

I happened to be back in...

I happened to be back in the area - I hadn't been to the new location so I was looking forward to seeing the new digs. I have to say it was interesting and…

Fantasy Nude

Clearwater, Florida

Actually, perhaps I should give a...

Actually, perhaps I should give a value rating of "10" since I didn't spend any money. I didn't spend any money because there were no dancers -- it was 1 PM; they "open" at 11:00…

Rachel's Steak House and Men's Club

West Palm Beach, Florida

This place is crazy....No where that...

This place is crazy....No where that I have been can you eat a fine meal and watch silicone bounce a few feet away. We went there for dinner and stayed for couple of hours and…

Diamond Dolls Gentleman's Club

Clearwater, Florida

It's a nice club. The front...

It's a nice club. The front lot was full, cars and people, when I drove by, looking for and having missed, Fantasy Nude. Finding Fantasy's lot empty, I ascended to DDs (no pun intended here;…

Oasis Goodtime Emporium

Atlanta, Georgia

I went to the Oasis Goodtime...

I went to the Oasis Goodtime Emporium on a Tuesday. The layout of the club is differnt - it's a large rectangular room with 3 separate disconnected stages (about 8x8 raised platforms). Only 2 of…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Blockbird, I am so with you...

Blockbird, I am so with you on this. There's a fantasy element to the experience and it is just lacking. Perhaps the Brasilians have been learning too much from the Russians. It's a mechanical thing,…

Scarlett's Cabaret

Washington Park, Illinois

Update from a trip I took...

Update from a trip I took last month. Went there only to be told that one of my ATF’s, Amber, is long gone. From what I heard, her exit from Hollywood Show Club…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

The last few times that I...

The last few times that I have been to Las Vegas, Spearmint Rhino calls to my buddies and me - but only at 3.00 in the morning! Don't know what it is, but we seem…

The Mint

Greensboro, North Carolina

Best thing about this club is...

Best thing about this club is that you can drink and they pretty much have everything at the bar. Best time to go on any day is after 11pm. Before that time don't…

Platinum Plus

West Columbia, South Carolina

Impromptu visit to Platinum led to...

Impromptu visit to Platinum led to another great night in Columbia. I didn't realize how packed this place can be on a Tuesday night. Plenty of girls and customers, although a select few seemed to…

Blue Diamond

Louisville, Kentucky

Want a dance for a fat...

Want a dance for a fat chick or a girl over 50? This is your place. The stage is behind the bar, so they just dance and come around for tips. Which gets annoying pretty…

Cheeks Tavern

Eastampton, New Jersey

It had been several months since...

It had been several months since I was last here, so time to check it out. Not much has changed. More dancers than customers on a weekday afternoon. I did not find…

Crystals

Thorold, Ontario

Usually hit PE55 when I go...

Usually hit PE55 when I go to the Falls. After reading the reviews I decided to give PH a try. Got there about 9 pm. Appeared to be about 10 dancers working.…

Heavenly Bodies

Elk Grove Village, Illinois

I went about noon and soon...

I went about noon and soon found that my favorite, Rozanne was working. We spent some very nice time together, but I actually wanted lunch before we went back to dance. While waiting…

Fantasyland West

Bucyrus, Ohio

The club continues to have troubles....

The club continues to have troubles. Lately the club has had around 8 or 9 dancers on the weekend, and very inconsistent crouws. Thankfully Heather, Navaeh, and Skyler still work here. But…

Fantasy Shots

San Diego, California

Had a dance a couple of...

Had a dance a couple of weeks ago with a cute girl you go to a private room and she undresses. Depending on how you tip will determine how close she gets to you.…

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Who gets the better lap dance? Married or single?

My impression is that if a dancer knows for sure that you are without an SO, you are going to be the winner. You have to be hornier than the married guy and thus pron to spending more money on…

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Strippers and politics

A straw poll at my favorite club says that John McBain will be the next president. The lesser of evils. HRC and Obama couldn't get elected dog catcher here.

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What do you talk about with strippers?

I go to the clubs strictly to relax and for the dances and, well, for the fantasy. I have no illusions about why I'm there or what to expect. I'm not looking for (many) extras and there's no…

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who wants to vent? Every stripper that ever pissed you off...

Carter, Sari, Toni, Veronica, Sydney, Megan, Lilly, Penalope, Ivy, for starters. I will ad more as I remember them.

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Lap dance of love! Decoding stripper body language!

go to foxnews.com/video/index.html. Then in the search box type in lap dance. There will be 3 video's that I think that you will find amusing.

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He Should Have Gone to a Stripclub Instead . . .

"He arranged to have sex with a teenage prostitute in Costa Rica, only to learn the smooth-talking salesman booking his trip was an undercover detective working for the FBI. For Jorge Muentes, 48, a West Palm Beach resident with no criminal…

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Platinum Plus web site question

I was surfing through the web site for Columbia SC and looking at the pics and myspace pages or what was showing up in public. I forgot how I got there. Does anyone know? I was trying…