I give Seven Seas a value...

I give Seven Seas a value rating of 10 because of the sleaze factor. This club has "always" (last 10 years, anyway) been kinda sleazy, but they have really stepped up to the bar. Now this is a sleaze rating of "10" for US clubs only; do not confuse it with Cherry's in Nogales, for example. That's international sleaze. We're not talking at that level.

There were six dancers when I visited; three Anglas and three Latinas. I watched five of the dancers perform on stage. Some were kinda old; none were beautiful; all were naked (not nude, nekked!); and all promised the joys of Paradise (sans the "perpetual virgin" part). I had lap dances from two and was not disappointed. I have no reason to suspect the others would have been a bit less sleazy.

Those fans of Mons who think strip clubs should be about beautiful young women, trained as youth in formal dance, pirouetting on a brass pole ought to stay shy of Seven Seas. Others, who prefer an afternoon watching nekked wimmen and/or getting laps from same can only wish these were a little younger and/or prettier.