Start off by paying for valet...

Start off by paying for valet parking, but once you get in the club it goes downhill from there. Lots of empty tables (maybe only 4 customers in the place with only two or three girls (at 10 PM on a Wednesday evening) and none particularly attractive. The "private" dances were monitored by some guy who kept ragging on the girls for getting too close to the guys.

Whatever you do, don't do it here. You're sure to be disappointed. I was.