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Tough times for Vegas clubs

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Chez Paree

Montréal, Quebec

Bach Party Trip

I was hesitant to write this review as I have heard a lot of good things about this place but figured I’d share a different perspective. For reference, the actual visit happened in July so…

Club Risque

Bristol, Pennsylvania

Quick trip upstairs

I had an early meeting in the area and stopped in early afternoon,not long after they opened. Parking is always easy, safe and secure then in through the side door. Once my eyes…

PT's Centerfolds

Denver, Colorado

Dayshift friendly

Surprisingly good day shift experience. Had a few hours to kill so came by. Place is clean, well laid out. Staff friendly. One stage, bar to the left, some big tables, couches on the back…

Lust Gentlemen's Club

Dayton, Ohio

Rather nice club

I was there at about 8 in the Friday evening. It’s been a dull week with rain all week. So when I went in, there were more men than girls. But it picked up closer…

Venus Adult Superstore

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Place needs new blood

Venue and Location description at end of. Visit: Have been here a few times usually it’s a sure thing. On today’s visit only one girl was there Honey. She is a sweet girl but not very attractive…

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Best club with busty dancers ATL

What clubs have the bustiest dancers in atl? I’m on the hunt for great tits

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AZ strip club meet up

Would anyone be interested in setting up a TUSCL outing to a strip club in phx. If so how could I go about setting one up.

Globe Club

Volketswil, Switzerland

First timer, true believer

This place has spoiled me for mongering in the US. In terms of a guaranteed good time with no hassle, I just don’t think this place has a US equivalent. That’s probably obvious to the…

PDX Barbies

Portland, Oregon

Pdxbarbies first review - not too bad

This lingerie modeling studio sits in a small strip mall style lot , plenty of off street parking Atleast during the evening when the other businesses are closed. Typically "ring the bell entrance" . Waited…

Tropical Bar

Tijuana, Baja California

How specific do I get with meseros?

I speak limited Spanish so expect to need some help from meseros. Can you be as specific as asking them “who gives the best head here” or “biggest natural ass” or is that too much and you’re supposed to figure…

Denver

Best Strip Clubs

I will be in the Denver area later this week - Staying in Westminster. I wanted to check out a club or two and wanted to get an idea of what places I should visit OR what places I should…

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Smash or Pass?

I like her hair, her swimsuit, her 20yo body, but I don’t like the nose ring neither the tattoos. :D

City Lights

Yonkers, New York

Knicks in 5!

Visited to watch the finals, so this was a few month ago but it doesn’t really change. When you walk in and go through the security check there is a long roll oval shaped bar,…

Pin Ups

Decatur, Georgia

Prime time for talent

This was on Saturday night. I went with my buddy who was visiting from out of town. Got there around 9:30 or 10pm. Parking was $20 and cover charge was also $20. I think both…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

So quiet, but still fulfilling

Was in Seattle for a couple of days. Landed at airport late in a Sunday and decided to go to Pandora. My first time and I chose it because it seemed the most likely to…

The Lodge

Dallas, Texas

Hot August Weekday Nights at the Lodge

It's August and it's hot in Dallas and the same can be said for most the ladies i encounter at the clubs. I'm back in town for business and making the rounds. You guys know…

Club 21Twenty

Pennsauken Township, New Jersey

Not so great time.

Buddy of mine was going here, never been before, so I stopped in to have a few beers with him. They sometimes have specials on drinks depending on the day and seems like mondays they…

G Club Gentlemen's Club

North Charleston, South Carolina

Still open?

TUSCL ladies and gents! How ya’ll doin? I will be in Charleston again visiting. Never had the opportunity to partake in the SC scene. From reading reviews this club is definitely my speed. As I see the last review is…

Gold Club

San Francisco, California

Classy club, good talent, but pricey

Have been to GC about twenty times in the last 12 years. It's by far the highest concentration of 7s, 8s, and 9s in terms of the various clubs in SF. There is a large…

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Time spent on various activities.

About how much time do you spend on strip clubs and various other activities and has it changed over the years? I spend about 8 hours a day sleeping, 8 hours a day working, two hours following politics, an hour…

Four Books for Understanding the Stripper

As a longtime fan of the profession, I occasionally get curious what stripping is like as work, and how the girls experience it. This is true for more than one reason. At some point, I started to wonder whether there were any good books about the subject. There are of course plenty of books about strippers. Most of them are not good. The following four are ones I found more helpful than average. First is **$pread: The Best of the Magazine That Illuminated the Sex Industry and Started a Media Revolution**. *$pread* was a magazine created in NYC by and for sex workers—strippers and others. It ran from about 2005-2010. So this is an insider anthology of sex work from…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

Sunday at Desire: Either I Need to Become a Regular or They Need a Buddy Bench

Rolled in around 12:30 on a Sunday. First time I’ve tried this shift. The club was running light. Easy parking, low-volume crowd, plenty of room at the bar. For anyone who hasn’t been, the downstairs is…

The Gentlemen's Club of Charlotte

Charlotte, North Carolina

Hit or miss

Location; In one of the roughest parts of charlotte. Head on a swivel at this location. In all seriousness, mind your business and be respectful snd you should be good. Once inside its a pretty chill…

Porthole Pub

Pompano Beach, Florida

the place has improved

I've gone here a few times over the years, first time since the remodel. It is a lot nicer and more space is always a good thing. I'm not a fan of nights, so I…

Bourbon Street

Phoenix, Arizona

Back to Bourbon after many years

After HiLiters I came to Bourbon Street. I was a regular about 15 years ago. The club still is top class, one of the best in the USA. It’s a perfect combination of size -three dance…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Beautiful girls and nice time

Stopped by Spearmint Rhino around 4 PM on a Sunday before my flight out, and it ended up being a great call. Entry was totally painless. I was dressed super casual in a collared shirt, shorts,…

Boardroom Cabaret

Brockton, Massachusetts

Wed night

I visited Boardroom Cabaret at Brockton MA for the first time in June. It was close to a strip mall, not difficult to find and plenty of parking. I entered the building before 7pm so…

Gold Club

San Francisco, California

Best place in SF if you can afford it

Rolled into gold club after going out with some friends and wanting some fun before the night ends. I’ve been to most of the other clubs in SF and the girls at gold club are…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

First time at this club and it turned out alright

Today Sunday, I went to Hi Liter’s because they open at noon. No cover and the gentleman that received me was super nice and attentive. I ordered lunch, it was ok for the type of…

Dimes Cabaret

Tempe, Arizona

Flight cancelled at PHX

I got stuck at a layover in Phoenix, grabbed a hotel and searched bars near me. This place came up first on multiple searches, so they're definitely doing marketing online. They say they offer a…

Hustler Club

Nashville, Tennessee

Visited on one of our last days in Nashville

This is a review from last summer. My gf and I decided to stop by on one of our last days in Nashville last summer. Club is only about a mile or so from Broadway…

The Border Gentlemen's Club

Morrisville, Pennsylvania

still just ok

This place is located at 440 s pennsylvania ave morrisville right next to the route 1 exit. the parking lot is on the side and back and the door in is on the side. The…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Friday Afternoon

This was my first time to Hi Liter. Arrived a bit after 4pm on a Friday. The parking lot was fairly full. No cover and after getting my ID scanned at the door was seated…

The Landing Strip Lounge

Romulus, Michigan

Very good for an American club

Went in with cash ready. Cover was minimal, door staff cold but professional. One staff member offered a table which I took. An Asian girl sat with me and we started good conversation about clubs…

Vivide (V Live)

Atlanta, Georgia

Still the best in the city - But the Follies like dances are gone

Every so often I make a stop into Vivide on Friday afternoon. A lot of the staff that was at Follies Buford Highway is there now. Including that former stripper at the door,…

Sugar 44 Cabaret

Phoenix, Arizona

Wednesday Evening in Phoenix

I arrived around 9:30 PM. Cover was $10. No ID check. There were about 10 dancers and 10 customers while I was here. Floor dances are from $10-20 depending on the dancer. VIP bracelet is…

Sugar 44 Cabaret

Phoenix, Arizona

A Fine Place to Spend an Evening

$10 fee, taken happily by a friendly, perky young lady handling the front desk. I usually don't tip the money-takers but she was too pleasant to ignore. Immediately went past the ATM and into the…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

Max capacity on a Sat night!

Love baby dolls dallas, this is the most chill, fun, and most loaded with girls club in my experience. Won't spend much time on the layout except for the pro tip chair spots to go to…

Black Betty's

Sayerville, New Jersey

Any intel on dancer Valentine's VIP?

Smoking hot but I don't want to waste $150 on a hug figured it was worth a shot to ask .. Thx guys

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Andrea

Playhouse Lounge is easy to get to, not far from Turnpike. Plenty of parking. Pink building. You enter dark bar with rectangular bar that takes up most of the first floor.…

Bourbon Street

Phoenix, Arizona

Ho Hum Saturday Night

I stopped into Bourbon Street on a recent Saturday night. I arrived around 10pm to a fairly empty parking lot. Cover charge was $15. Plenty of seating available, I would estimate the club was about 1/3…

Taboo

Linden, New Jersey

Dead on Sunday .. Not really worth the trip

Took a trip down to Linden to come here last week and I must say this was top 3 most dead clubs I've been in. There were two dancers talking to two guys for like…

Roxxies

Paterson, New Jersey

Great place for first timers.

My friend and I went to Roxxies last for our first ever time at a strip club. We went in a little before 1AM on saturday night and there was no cover charge. It was…

Diamond Men's Club

Cleveland, Ohio

Had a Fun Night with Friends

My wife and our friends (another couple) took a Lyft to the club around 945 on a Friday. It’s in an industrial area, seemed quiet enough. Went into the club, no metal detector or pat…

Cheerleaders Philadelphia

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Decent but not a 9.1

Went on a Saturday night on my way to Baltimore from NY. Originally wanted to go to Risqué cuz i hear that that place has the hottest girls but likr an idiot I forgot my…

The LumberYard

Des Moines, Iowa

One of two people there

I went to The Lumberyard in Des Moines around 7 PM. It’s a pretty big club with multiple stages, paid my $15 cover, different areas to hang out, and private/VIP sections. At that time of…

Cheerleaders Philadelphia

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Feels Good To Be Back

Venue and Location description at end of. Visit: Came in for a beer 🍺 they are very reasonable and it’s cheaper than most local bars and you get to see girls. I sat down had a…

Extasia

Milan, Italy

Better than I expected

I had low expectations for my visit to Extasia in Milan. Europe doesn't have the same strip club culture as the States. I'm sure some of that is the prevalence of legal prostitution, and some…

Cafe Cleopatra

Montréal, Quebec

Honestly great club

No wonder this place has been around forever. Low-pressure, relaxed atmosphere with beautiful dancers of many different shapes and sizes; no plastic-surgery cookie-cutter women here. On a Sunday around 11 it was full but not…

La Isla Club

Medellín, Colombia

Whore warehouse

In a city full of beautiful girls, you wouldn’t expect to be blown away by anything else but what seems like a local ordinary place from the outside is like a stripper wonderland once inside.…

Gallaghers 2000

Queens, New York

One great dancer, the rest are disappointing.

So I’ve came here three times now and each time is interesting in a different way. The club is right off the 7 train in Long Island City and has a big green door and…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

Target for tourists, value for locals

Layout of the club is well described so I'll cut to it. Arrived on foot. Bouncer was super nice. Emptied my pockets in the dish and went in. Drank $12 NUTRLs at the second square bar.…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

Saturday shenanigans

Parking lot wasn’t as busy at all. I got to the club at about 1:30pm. I sat down and ordered a tonic water. Both bars weren’t as busy wt they usually are. The club…

Golden Banana

Peabody, Massachusetts

The banana still has some appeal

Had some extra time to kill after leaving Kittens in Salisbury, so I figured I’d stop into the Golden Banana. I hadn’t been there in probably 20 or 30 years and was curious to see…

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Calibrating Ratings

I've noticed that ratings are very region dependent. A 6 in some places is an 8 in another. How do you all navigate this? Who's got the hottest ones across the USA with good mileage?

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First time experience at a strip club.

First time that this has happened to me. Sitting at the bar at Raiders Reef in Tucson, finishing up a burger. A pretty large dancer squeezed into a spot between me and the barstool on my left.…

Kitten's Gentlemen's Club

Salisbury, Massachusetts

Slow Start, Surprise Win

Stopped into Kittens around 5:30 on a Saturday afternoon with an hour or two to kill. I wasn’t expecting prime-time action that early, but I figured I’d see what the place looked like before the…

Diamonds & Lace Showbar

Chattanooga, Tennessee

Extras OTC?

Any experience, costs? Doesn't seem like too much happens inside.

Kitten's Gentlemen's Club

Salisbury, Massachusetts

Don’t go near opening time, no girls

Unfortunately this will be a somewhat boring review… but likely will be valuable for some mongers to know that this place was practically deserted 45 min after opening on a nice summer Saturday afternoon. Was visiting…

Rick's Cabaret

Portland, Maine

Quick in and out, decent time

Was visiting the northeast and hit up a couple clubs a few weeks back on a Saturday afternoon. I had tried kittens shortly after they opened and it was a ghost town.. so kept driving…

5th Ave. Sports Bar

Paterson, New Jersey

It is what it is

Arrived at the place about 5pm. The place has a remodeled from the last time I was there over 1 year ago. The bar is still the length of one side and part of the…

Show Palace

Darien, Wisconsin

Afternoon visit, and not disappointed

I drive through the area a couple of times a year, and I usually stop at the Vegas Club a few miles from the Show Palace. (Vegas Club has decent food.). So on this…

Mansion Gentlemen's Club & Steakhouse

Newburgh, New York

Pretty good time at Mansion’s

So to start off I went with a group of 5 guys at around 9:00PM on a Friday. There was a 20 dollar cover charge so we figured might as well just get a table…

BT's Executive Club

Dearborn, Michigan

Good Day at Club

Hi, Went here on a Sunday after work to relax and relieve stress. Got a couple a beers and some food and watch the dancers on stage. met my waitress Vicky , she was very…

Kittens Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

A little shy

I happen to be in the area this late afternoon and decided to give it a shot. Pulled into the lot, was somewhat empty but probably expected being its a weekday. Walked up to the…

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You won't think about BBLs the same way again.

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What happened to the usasg site?

I’ve been trying to access the site but it justs load and nothing happens

The Cheetah

Atlanta, Georgia

Changes Coming Soon

I usually stop by Cheetah every couple of months. Paid $10 to the parking valet. Cover was $20 (sign says $12 before 9). Took a left at the podium to the Executive…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Zia WOW

I have to say, I’m really glad I gave her a try. Unfortunately, she’ll be done dancing soon, but we all know they tend to come back eventually. I’m definitely planning to see her at…

Pantheon Club

Dearborn, Michigan

Not the best visit

I usually visit the Detroit area once a year and Pantheon Club is my first stop in the afternoon to experience the "best dayshift in America " ...not my words . I arrived about…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

A slight change of heart on Jenny

Hopefully everyone will forgive no details on the club. Anyone who comes to this page knows the deal on Playhouse when it comes to location, setup, dancer demographics, and what is available from 90%…

Flashdancers Downtown

New York, New York

Intimidating madames roaming around

Went to the mid town one the night before which was very touristy but a cozy spot with fun dancers. Came here this night wanting to see if the Wall Street boys had a different roster. Paid…

Kittens Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Friday 8/14

I have found that I prefer to attend clubs with appointed reason or specific dancer to see. That being said, I reached out to this particular dancer named Toni thru IG (@rina_karina). She quoted…

Sugars

Hager City, Wisconsin

Another great night in Hager City

I walked into Sugars on Thursday night at 6, 4 Ladies, more walked in as the night went on, were sitting at the bar I was 1 of 3 customers. I ordered a $3…

Diamonds & Lace Showbar

Chattanooga, Tennessee

Stopped for the dollar beer

Stopped about 6:00 to have a couple $1 beers and left about 7:00. Only a handful of patrons and only 2 dancers; only one dancer was dancing…the other did a single pole trick and…

Club 390

Chicago Heights, Illinois

Good night of $20 dances at 390

Visited for their $20 dance night around 9pm. It was pretty quiet but not dead - I get the feeling the place picks up much later. About 15 girls working and about as many patrons.…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

another good afternoon

Looks like you cannily review the same club once every 30 days so I could not post a follow up. For those who are curious I went back for round 2 today as I head back home to Cali…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

I’m into Femdom and foot fetish, is it something I can get at HK?

I like to be dominated by the girl and under the power of strong girl who dominates me and take the lead in the bed with strong energy, are there such type of girls in the HK, how to ask…

Carnival Book Store

Brooklawn, New Jersey

Travel In Paradise

Back to the sure thing. Location : place located on main road, lots of parking not very discreet. Walk in and it’s an adult bookstore there is a theater upstairs. No details on that since I…

Torpedo's Gentlemen's Club

Bound Brook, New Jersey

Still good value

Parking outside was easy. Plenty of public parking around. This review covers two visits. There was never a cover charge at entrance. Drinks are reasonably priced. Dollar parade is not bad at all as there are no more…

Henry the VIII Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Fun time if you look past the state of the place

I drove in on a Wednesday between 5 and 7 and parked in the lot, and it was truly a foreshadowing of what's to come. The parking lot ground is in shambles. There's a lot…

Larry Flynt's Hustler Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

Sunday Funday!

Yup back again on Sunday figured I take advantage of the open bar (with VIP card). Got there before 10 pm, parking lot is packed I'm like WTF is going on?? Apparently they have some special…

Club 390

Chicago Heights, Illinois

Saturday visit

I love this club compared to all places in chicago area. Arrived at 3.30 pm on Saturday, free parking, nobody at reception passed thru the scanner and went to bar for drink, got a red…

Sugar's

San Antonio, Texas

Sugars Summer 2026

I previously reviewed this club in January (~6 months ago). Since then I have visited consistently 1-2x a month. Below is some additional information. ## Day Shift I generally prefer the day shift. It's $5 after…

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Maybe the worm is finally turning

He's the Republican nominee for Iowa Governor: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/7sd-PJPiWSI

BX Club (Beyond Xpectations)

Atlantic City, New Jersey

It was a pleasure and a curse

After a few aggressive “handshakes” and an involuntary pull to the vip room upon entering the club… Honestly it felt a little too aggressive for me at first - the girl that pulled me in wanted…

Hobbeze

Lebanon, Pennsylvania

A solid time at Hobbeze

I recently stopped back down at Hobbeze after not visiting for some time. Nothing has changed outside. It's a small building with a less than ideal parking situation. There's a tiny grass lot to the…

The Raven

Fairless Hills, Pennsylvania

Pleasantly surprised at The Raven

I’ve read the reviews that this place is going downhill. I’ve never been to the old place this was my first time here. I got lured in from their Instagram page! So I walk in,…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

Top club with fantastic $20 dance experience

Finally have the chance to stop by the top club in TUSCL list and I find myself enjoying this place so much. I took uber to the club around 9pm and they collected the $5…

Cloakroom

Washington, D.C., District of Columbia

Great club, upscale and clean - but expensive as hell

Cloakroom is a very nice club/bar atmosphere. There’s an upstairs “sports” bar that isn’t a strip club, but part of the same building, and many girls rotate bartending there and doing bottle service downstairs in…

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Are Some Large Population States Underserved by SCs?

Noticed that, under "Listings", states are now arranged by number of SCs. I was looking for a CT club, and noticed that CT "only" had 19 clubs. Small state, but relatively large population, around 3,6 million. This works out…

Vivide (V Live)

Atlanta, Georgia

Latina central

Visited on a Saturday afternoon around 3 pm. Was staying downtown visiting so I don’t know city but club was only 10 min uber ride from Westin downtown. Seemed like parking was ok but…

BT's Executive Club

Dearborn, Michigan

Well That Was Fun

Went solo on a whim on a Sunday night after landing DTW. Thick smoke from the guys hanging out front, but friendly and welcoming. Found a spot at the bar, slow to start with most…

Paradise Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Probably One of The Saddest Clubs In So Cal - Dark and Depressing

I ran by here last Thursday night on the way from Yaamava casino and wow is all I can say, this is probably one of the most decrepit and ghetto clubs I have ever had…

Cadillac Lounge

Providence, Rhode Island

Return trip to VIP

I have some nice returned for a visit since my last trip. Boy was I glad I did!! I was on a mission to find the brunette that I just did a lap dance with…

Sporty's Bikini Bar

Sunnyvale, California

Meh!

I went on a Wednesday night. The entry fee was around $15, and there were about 7 to 10 dancers working. It’s a bikini club, and touching is strictly prohibited. A 5-minute lap dance cost…

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r/stripper take on boob jobs

https://www.reddit.com/r/stripper/comments/y89mgf/how_much_has_getting_breast_implants_helped_your/ <br> They really ought to come on TUSCL so they can hate on us instead of each other. #stripperunity

Fantasies Nightclub

Baltimore, Maryland

Extras

Are lap dance areas very private? No cameras? Extras commonly available?

Teasers Burlesque Palace

Winnipeg, Manitoba

Air Dances are a Manitoba Specialty

Nothing has changed from my last 2 reviews on the layout and the atmosphere. It's still the Club that is giant but manages to be half empty no matter the day I comeback. I still…

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Smash or Pass?

I like her poses… :D

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

A Moment of Silence

Was on standby for a flight to DFW for Sunday and was elated to get there and to the club just after midnight. I was looking forward to what has been described here…

Men's Club of Charlotte

Charlotte, North Carolina

Four dancers working

I went to the club expecting a packed house because of their Wednesday Buffett. No such luck. It costs $15 to enter before 2pm if you want the buffett. Anyway, got there around 2:30.…

Cheerleaders Philadelphia

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Friday night trip

Arrived at probably like 11pm on Friday and was a $15 cover. Plenty of parking never had a problem. Walk in bathrooms to the right bar and main area to the left. 2 girls dancing…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Another Home Run

So coming from west coast there simply is nothing out in my neck of the woods that comes anywhere close. Had been itching to come back here based on my previous experience a couple of…

Players Club

Denver, Colorado

Overall for Denver pretty good with a good grind

I went here on what I think was a Thursday night last week, and overall it wasn’t bad at all. There were probably 6–10 girls working when I arrived. When you walk in, most of…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

Why to ask the waiter to chose a girl for you?

I read in many reviews that a guy sit on a couch and ask the waiter to bring him a girl! Obviously he will bring his friend for tip or unwanted girl, why you guys just chose a girl and…

Hollywood Cabaret

Southington, Connecticut

Unexpected stop with a nice surprise

I was caught in a torrential thunderstorm and couldn’t see the road so I decided to stop in and be safe. There was a $10 cover and they scan your license. Quick pat down by the…

Delilah's Den

Manville, New Jersey

Sunday night

Parking is strict. Do not use the parking lot across the street. There are ample signs that tell you this but if it’s your first time it is important to note. The street parking outside…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

Tuesdays Titty Terrific

Tuesday Review of the HK. Been a while since I have done midweek but was in San Diego this week so I gladly took the 25 minute drive to the border. Summary at the end has…

Brass Rail Tavern

Toronto, Ontario

Pretty lame

Popped into the Brass Rail around 9:30 PM on a Wednesday night. No cover charge to enter, but was required to immediately buy a drink. Grabbed a beer for $10 and was told I would…

Rhode Island Dolls

Woonsocket, Rhode Island

First Time Visiting

First time here, showed up after 9pm. Cover was $10. Place was pretty slow, not much of a crowd, which made it easy to get a good look around without feeling rushed. Saw 2-3 other dancers…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

This is why I keep coming back

Arrived: 4:30 PM Made the drive… again. Once again, farther than any reasonable person should probably be driving for this particular form of entertainment. And once again, I arrived thinking, Why am I driving this far? And once…

Porthole Pub

Pompano Beach, Florida

Money Well Spent

Decided to hit up PH after a bad time at Diamond Dolls. I decided to drive this time instead of taking a ride share. Yes, the lot is sketchy but I figured I wouldn’t have…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Always fun

I stopped by the pink palace on Thursday afternoon. It is not hard find, it’s on route 130. It has a big parking lot with plenty of spots. I entered the club from the side…

Gold Club

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

My God those were Huge

Club located in what appears to be an alley but it’s just a normal Philly street. Unless you look for it you will miss it. Place is dated and dark as soon as you walk…

Penthouse Club Baltimore

Baltimore, Maryland

Early afternoon visit - very slow

Has been curious about how this newly renovated Penthouse looks. I used to visit the old one before Covid, after Covid traffic between DC and Baltimore became so bad that I have not visited. Traffic…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

Is anyone going to the Miss Nude competition tonight?

I normally try to go, even though it is a crowded shit show. I don't care about the event itself, and the top 3 aren't the best looking nude strippers. They are usually the most popular, since they…

Bucks Cabaret Dallas

Dallas, Texas

Super Tuesday

I wanted to try a new spot and decided to check out Buck's Wild last Tuesday. I read that the club is BYOB, so I stopped at the liquor store and got a bottle of…

Peppermint Hippo Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Afternoons?

I tried to go here back in April (Wrestlemania weekend) on a Thursday, probably around 5p or 6pm and the door man said they wouldnt have girls until later? Going in a couple weeks and again my window for debauchery…

Ole Glory Daze

Akron, Ohio

Goodbye AKRON

Last Thursday night, I decided it was time to check out Ole Glory Days again. After doing so I have also decided that this was quite possibly my last trip to Akron. Ever. I arrived around 7:00…

Garden of Eden

San Francisco, California

Slow Grind at the GOE SF

I have been to this place before. Its the sister SC to Condor. You are met at the front by the bouncer.. $20 to get it, but if you ask $10 offer, there might be…

Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club

Dearborn, Michigan

Honest Truth

I stop up here now and then, not often for obvious reasons. I have to say, the food here is absolutely terrible! I ordered a Criket burger with everything, and it only had…

The Granville Strip

Vancouver, British Columbia

Another great night at the strip

The layout and details of the club haven't changed since my last review. I think the cover was about $25 because I handed the guy $100 and he handed back some 20s and 5s, but…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Off to the races

Heading over . Fun times to follow and will report

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Salisbury mass clubs question?

For a change of scenery heading up to Salisbury Mass to either kittens or Tens. Anyone have a suggestion to which one to go to ? Ive been recently to marios showplace and golden banana. mention as to maybe someone…

Thee Dollhouse Myrtle Beach

North Myrtle Beach, South Carolina

Good visit, nice girls, expensive as always

Stopped in on a Thursday night in August around 10:15. The huge yellow building and gigantic video sign make it impossible to miss on the main drag in North Myrtle Beach. They were directing cars…

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Another Wtf Glitch

A few minutes ago, when going over reviews, I kept getting an error message when clicking on the reviewer profile. I like to view reviewers posting background to assess their credibility. Yet when going to "discussions" section, no problem getting…

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Have higher strip club prices changed you on a fundamental level?

Been noticing changes in my life. Recently I went to a strip club, $40 in. Total kick in the nuts but I bit the bullet. Then I get to the dancer, she quoted me $80 for a lap dance. It…

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LDK - what, why, and how.

Within this article I will attempt to explain what is a ldk, why you might want to ldk over other itc(inside the club) options, and finally a step by step walk thru of how to prep yourself for a ldk…

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Smash or Pass?

I like her hair, her style, her smile, her dress, her walk. :D

Politics

Is this the MAGA version of Viking history?

https://rule34gen.com/video/23214/viking-s-doom/

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Georgemicrodong doxed. :)

https://www.themirror.com/entertainment/man-worlds-smallest-penis-shares-1977284?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&utm_campaign=fark&ICID=ref_fark

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Diversity

A fellow attorney/friend needed a document (original) over the weekend so we made plans for her to pick it up from me at Saturday night garage poker. We play about 45 Saturdays a year in a friends renovated garage and…