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Visions

New Orleans, Louisiana

Definitely the best in New Orleans. Private...

Definitely the best in New Orleans. Private dances are in a little room with benches, but the mileage is high. One girl told me, "We don't have any rules here, just do what feels comfortable, and…

Cheetah Palm Beach

West Palm Beach, Florida

Free lunch of bar food. ...

Free lunch of bar food. OK, but not great. Sit at the square bar and have fun trying to confuse the burned out rubber hootered bartenders. The square bar has the best…

Sugar D's

West Palm Beach, Florida

A run down dump with no...

A run down dump with no parking and lots of violence. Everybody in this club is armed. People have been beaten to death in the parking area and cars have been stolen.…

Centerfolds Cabaret Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Stopped by the club on a...

Stopped by the club on a recent pleasure trip to Vegas. Keep in mind that all Vegas clubs put those in my neck of the woods to shame (Northeast). In any case I…

Jaguars Gold Club

Longview, Texas

This club is very plain in...

This club is very plain in appearance. Not at all fancy in its interior. What is has going for it is laid back, casual atmosphere and the friendly girls. There are girls…

Miss Lindsay's

Greene Township, Pennsylvania

Checked out the place last night!...

Checked out the place last night! The massage spa is gone! They did start to remodel. They have one VIP Room Open for now the girls say. Out standing ladies at this club, some are…

Vixens Ybor Strip

Tampa, Florida

What more can be said, but...

What more can be said, but this place is awesome. I just got back from a trip to Tampa, and I had to visit YS. It seems that the quality of dancers has…

Vixens Ybor Strip

Tampa, Florida

I went in with moderate expectations...

I went in with moderate expectations and that expectation was met. Friday night so it was probably as good as it will get for dancer quality. Numbers were not impressive, way more customers than attractive…

Fannie's

South Fulton, Georgia

On my back from Charleston I...

On my back from Charleston I decided to stop in here. Paid my cover and went in. Drinks are priced as much Atlanta clubs price them. Last time I was in this club was Febuary…

Cheaters

Providence, Rhode Island

Came to town for a couple...

Came to town for a couple of days. It has been a while since I was at the club. Not much has changed. Dinge and dark. New talent but mostly 3-6 range. Lap dance…

Ecstasy Theatre

Santa Ana, California

Stopped by here on Friday night...

Stopped by here on Friday night around 11:45 p.m. and paid $10 cover. I had to buy 2 drinks at once for $12 to meet the 2 drink min. rule. There were 12…

Black Jack Men's Club

Leona Vicario, Quintana Roo

Went to Blackjack during spring break...

Went to Blackjack during spring break in Cancun. Great sunshine and great girls in Cancun (from the states). The local chicas might be hot too, but you would have to get away from the…

Brad's Brass Flamingo

Indianapolis, Indiana

I had not been here since...

I had not been here since the fall 2003. About 1/3 of the girls I had seen before, so it seems they have many new girls. Was there three nights in the same…

Cheetah Palm Beach

West Palm Beach, Florida

Went there on a Thursday night....

Went there on a Thursday night. The club was fairly busy, and being there for the first time, I settled in on the side of the middle stage and scoped out the action. Plenty of…

Mardi Gras Oxford

Oxford, Massachusetts

Went a few Sunday nights ago....

Went a few Sunday nights ago. Probably 5 or 6 girls working, girls averaged a 5 or a 6 also. None of them seemed to be happy to be there. Worst experince…

The Den Gentlemen's Club

Cheyenne, Wyoming

Went back out to the den...

Went back out to the den last weekend. I had a pretty good time. All the girls are friendly and genuinely seem to be having agood time.Magic and Destiny are worth getting a VIP from.

Anthony's Showplace

Nashville, Tennessee

I am being generous giving a...

I am being generous giving a 5, based solely on potential for the club. Reasonable number of attractive dancers inhabiting the place on a Monday night. Prices are highest in town and not in the…

Centerfolds Houston

Houston, Texas

Went to the club on a...

Went to the club on a Thursday night in March. The place was very big and bright inside. The stage only had one person at a time performing. The girls circulating were…

Club O

Homewood, Illinois

Went here on a Friday afternoon....

Went here on a Friday afternoon. About 7 girls working. Usual 3 minute songs. Beers were $4. VIP dance from Destiny was good with contact and grinding. Girls seemed unmotivated…

Crystal City Restaurant - Gentleman's Club

Arlington, Virginia

This is the best strip club...

This is the best strip club in northern VA but that's not saying much. Likes: Decent food (yes this really is a restaurant), moderately priced, very friendly atmosphere, excellent stage dancing, open during the day, convenient…

Candy Store

Phoenix, Arizona

Was there last night. The...

Was there last night. The building is a bit run down, but in a decent part of town. Plenty of parking in back. We grabbed a seat along the wall and watched…

Bliss

Atlanta, Georgia

Wanted one table dance from a...

Wanted one table dance from a girl named Myah. A half white/black girl. Nice body beautiful eyes. Acted like she was really interested in what I had to say, danced for one dance then 2…

Thee Dollhouse

Tampa, Florida

Just got back from a Tampa...

Just got back from a Tampa trip and started out at Thee DH, and I have to report that this place is back to it's glory days. Went in on a Friday afternoon around…

Stir Crazy Showgirls

Miami, Florida

I stopped by about 5 on...

I stopped by about 5 on a Friday afternoon. The parking lot had maybe two open spaces. I can see where the parking could be a pain, but it's really nice not to…

Sky11

Harvey, Illinois

Friday early evening. Club opened...

Friday early evening. Club opened at 3. I arrived around 4 and watched an empty stage for 20 minutes with one girl circulating doing dances. Yawn! By 5 there was an…

Ruby's II

Bridgeport, Connecticut

Decent looking girls, club is all...

Decent looking girls, club is all nude and BYOB(but they still charge you for your drinks you bring in!!!). Lap dances are an excellent adventure if you find the right girl - you pay for…

Ritz Cabaret & Cafe

Tulsa, Oklahoma

Stopped in here this weekend, ...

Stopped in here this weekend, more girls than the other clubs, and had a blast with the $10 all you can drink and the reasonable steak dinner, Check out the Vip room for…

Headlights

Norfolk, Virginia

This club is nothing special, but...

This club is nothing special, but that's Norfolk. I give it a 7 because it is pretty good for this area. If you like upscale clubs, this is about as close as it gets…

The Playpen

Los Angeles, California

I went on a lunch break...

I went on a lunch break and wasnt too disappointed. They have a lunchtime deal where you get all you can eat once you pay the cover. But lets face it I wasnt there for…

Palazio Cabaret

Austin, Texas

I went to the Palazio yesterday...

I went to the Palazio yesterday around 11:40 am to check out the lunch crowd, but there was no crowd. No crowd of customers or dancers. There was no cover. I wore…

Mons Venus

Tampa, Florida

Still the best in Tampa. Great...

Still the best in Tampa. Great chicks are the attraction. I went late and it was not crowded, easier parking than expected. Fewer true exotics as in Oriental, Latina etc than on prior escapades. Lots…

Majestical City Gentlemen's Club ( Newport News )

Hampton, Virginia

This place is awful. Bunch...

This place is awful. Bunch of tough guys playing pool, ugly girls, basically a dive. Still, it does business. I think some of the reviews below confuse this with Majic City in…

La Chambre

Detroit, Michigan

There is a shift from girls...

There is a shift from girls for the day to girls for the night at 7:00pm. If you get there before 7 you do not pay cover. Beer is $5.00 plus tip. parking is free,…

Kenny May's

Hammond, Indiana

KM is really a creepy bar....

KM is really a creepy bar. The regulars look at strangers as if they are invading their turf. The bathroom will make you gag and the gals, well lets be nice and say…

Touche

Moores Mill, Alabama

Ok there is no hope for...

Ok there is no hope for this club. It use to be ok when certain dancers worked there because of the "extra attention" avaliable. Well now no dancer I have seen here would rate better…

Omega

Yerevan, Armenia

After a return business trip this...

After a return business trip this week I have to say this is the place in Chucktown to get extra's. Lets just say you hook up with the right woman say Jasmine or Faith and…

Honey's Showgirls

Everett, Washington

Some of you seem to have...

Some of you seem to have better luck than I do a this club. Who are the best ladies to get high mileage dances from in the afternoon-early evening like from 3pm to 7pm? thanks

Gold Cup

Houston, Texas

I went to the Gold Cup...

I went to the Gold Cup on Sunday 03/21/04 around 5 PM. There was no cover. The club was dead. There were 4 or 5 customers and as many dancers. There…

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

Had my first ever Friday night...

Had my first ever Friday night at the Flight Club a few hours back, and I might say that overall it was as fun as always. Since I went during the early evening hours…

Cheaters

Cocoa Beach, Florida

New Owner's, New management, great looking...

New Owner's, New management, great looking girls!!! Definately going to become the new place to go on the beach. The cocktail staff was prompt, curtious, and hot. The music and D.J. were…

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Women and Pornography

I’m amazed by the numbers of different women doing pornography today – both young and old. Check out the internet and porn shops – it’s everywhere and increasing. There seems to be no end of willing female participants in this…

Rick's

Seattle, Washington

Paid a visit to Ricks on...

Paid a visit to Ricks on a recent trip to Seattle. I hadn't been there since the big "remodel." Actually the place seemed much as I remembered it from before; the main addition…

Passions Men's club

Kittanning, Pennsylvania

Stopped by Teasers last Saturday night...

Stopped by Teasers last Saturday night about 10:00 PM. I had been by the place a couple of times but never been in there. Ample parking by the building and across the street.…

Royal Palace

Washington, D.C., District of Columbia

There are two stages, one larger...

There are two stages, one larger than the other. Total nudity with alcohol. There is, however, no lap dancing. Girls ranged from 4-8, I found the waitress staff to be too pushy…

327 club

New Orleans, Louisiana

I gave Temptation 8 rating and...

I gave Temptation 8 rating and not 10 just because it was too expensive. But check this out: I had the pleasure to visit Temptations a year ago during Jazz Fest. And I can't wait to…

Heavenly Bodies

Elk Grove Village, Illinois

I've been a regular at HB's,...

I've been a regular at HB's, it hass been really good in the past. The dancers actually tried to spend time with you, they knew the value of gaining regulars. Not it seams as though…

Fantasy Girls

Reno, Nevada

Visited FG Thursday night (4-01), arrived...

Visited FG Thursday night (4-01), arrived around 10:30pm, basically I just wanted to stop by for a few drinks before calling it a night. This is a late club, the shift change is at…

Industrial Strip

Hammond, Indiana

All the previous reviews are pretty...

All the previous reviews are pretty accurate. Girls are about 5-7 range. No real drop dead gorgeous chicks, but there was one ugly one. Anyway, the private dances ARE all they are…

Cleo’s Gentlemen’s Club

Orlando, Florida

$10 COVER !! $10 COVER !!...

$10 COVER !! $10 COVER !! Can you believe it? On OBT, in the heart of the druggies, and cheap strip joints Cleo's now charges a $10 cover. Everyone else on the block is $3…

Solid Gold

Burlington, Ontario

The club is small....non-smoking....is set...

The club is small....non-smoking....is set up really good....you get a full view of the massive stage which takes up the majority of the bar...the drinks are resonable priced and they usually have picture of…

Satin Dolls

Lodi, New Jersey

Was there in the afternoon during...

Was there in the afternoon during the week. The girls were on the most part attractive, rating 6-8. There was a mixed bag in terms of effort, some on stage just walked, some…

The Holiday

Santa Fe Springs, California

This is a great neighborhood club....

This is a great neighborhood club. Don't get your expectations to high. A dog from 'round the corner, a cutie to fantasize about and everything in between. You'll pay for the entertainment…

Imperial Showgirls

Anaheim, California

Stopped by here Thursday night around...

Stopped by here Thursday night around 11:00 and paid $10 cover to get inside. You have to go through a metal detector now (just like the TX clubs). There were about 30 customers…

Babes of Babylon

Memphis, Tennessee

This is a very large club,...

This is a very large club, almost a warehouse of empty space. I was here when about fifteen girls were working, some of whom were quite fetching. They're less glitzy than PP, where everyone is…

Thee Officer's Club

Jacksonville, Florida

They just got busted by the...

They just got busted by the sherif for showing too much skin and serving alcohol at the same time. Means their not as fun as they use to be.

Danny's Cabaret

Jackson, Mississippi

Recently visited Danny's just to compare...

Recently visited Danny's just to compare it with Babe's, didn't find much positive. Danny's is always full of out-of-towner looking dudes, perhaps truckers or perhaps cotton or cattle salesmen, who sit around and don't get…

Babes Show Club

Jackson, Mississippi

As y'all know, this is my...

As y'all know, this is my home away from home. I highly recommend you visit when Goldie and Lexi are working -- I enjoyed their compan on a Tuesday night. Lexi showed up later --…

Miss Kitty Showgirls

East St. Louis, Illinois

Visiting the area and checked it...

Visiting the area and checked it out. INCREDIBLE. I guess if you are from around here, you can take it for granted. For newcomers, you can't believe what you can get away with at the…

Tootsie's Cabaret

Miami, Florida

Spent a couple of weeks in...

Spent a couple of weeks in South Florida and "visited" Tootsies three times. Twice early afternoon when quiet but still lots of choices and very high mileage ---- always all angles of "grinding" with internal…

Peek a Boo

Portland, Oregon

Went to club on Tues.night.Normal i.d.check...

Went to club on Tues.night.Normal i.d.check and was asked what flavor of pop or juice.$5.apiece.Looked like many men(mostly hispanic)loitering around,some playing pool.Was told later by dancer that some of these men were boyfriends of strippers.As…

Club O

Homewood, Illinois

I was here early in the...

I was here early in the evening. It has been maybe 2 years since my last visit. I was very impressed with the decor of the place! Comfortable chairs, Very friendly girls. Several of them…

Sundowner

Niagara Falls, Ontario

Way off the strip, there's plenty...

Way off the strip, there's plenty of parking. It's now members only so for a one time fee you get a temp membership card, I'm sure the expect you to lose it and have to…

Red Parrot

El Paso, Texas

I use to frequent this club...

I use to frequent this club often, but haven't had a chance to recently. It used to be a wild and fun place. Lots of "adventurous" women there. I would definately check this…

Miss Lindsay's

Greene Township, Pennsylvania

Yes, at the top of the...

Yes, at the top of the mountain. Quiet & yet unique. The girls there are awesome. Friendly & sexy. All kinds of ladys! The Manager says they are changing the name & updating the place.…

Godfather The Gentlemens Club

North Hills, California

Whoa... stay away. Unless your...

Whoa... stay away. Unless your idea of beautiful is Queen Latifah, you do not want to come to this club. The place is a dump inside with one tiny stage. I found…

I70 Main Event

Topeka, Kansas

On a whim I was here...

On a whim I was here on Wednesday night and met a very nice young lady. This was my first trip to the post fire Club Orleans. I was impressed by the new…

Liberty's Show Lounge

Newport, Kentucky

It's seedy, but I like seedy....

It's seedy, but I like seedy. It only gets a 5 because it's hit or miss if there are even dancers. "dancer" is generous, they have stage walkers; & are there for a…

Baby Dolls

New Carlisle, Ohio

Back again :) The...

Back again :) The talent at this club has improved over time since the closure of Total X. A lot of the girls who worked there are emplyed at this place.…

Diamonds Exclusive Men's Club

Mobile, Alabama

I reviewed this club before and...

I reviewed this club before and gave it highh marks. I've been back a few times of late, and all I know is that things have changed at Diamond's. Each of the last few times…

Golden Horseshoe Club

Ranson, West Virginia

I've seen and read alot about...

I've seen and read alot about the Shoe. You enter into the bar area witha few small table and a L-shaped bar on you right. The stage is behind apartion wall with pictures…

Christie's Cabaret

Nashville, Tennessee

There are some decent looking girls...

There are some decent looking girls here, most 7-8's, some 9's. They are friendly. The problem is the price of the private dances and the lack of living up to the promises from the high…

XTC Cabaret Austin

Austin, Texas

the club is much different than...

the club is much different than it used to be. Restricted dances, jerk management at night. If you go, go during a day shift, the women there know haow to make you feel…

Cafe Cleopatra

Montréal, Quebec

The rule of thirds. 1/3...

The rule of thirds. 1/3 nasty, 1/3 OK, and 1/3 fairly hot. Most only spoke French, a few spoke English. Mostly white, but one asian and one lady of color. The…

Hip Hugger

Kokomo, Indiana

Went here a couple of weeks...

Went here a couple of weeks ago at around 3:30 P.M. It was a decent cluster of girls here, but just a funky scene, overall. First of all, when the guys tipped, they…

Nite Moves Gentlemen's Club

Latham, New York

Nice but small club, 2 drink...

Nice but small club, 2 drink minimum but the prices seemed reasonable for soda(no alchohol is served).Stoped in on a recent business trip on a Saturday afternoon. 2 for 1 dances all afternoon. The bad…

Bottoms Up Lounge

Akron, Ohio

What a change! After having been...

What a change! After having been to this club a few I times, I was disappointed yesterday to find that the best aspect of this club is now gone. In the past, mileage was very…

Vixens Ybor Strip

Tampa, Florida

In Tampa on business, I had...

In Tampa on business, I had to check it out. After all the great reviews who would'nt. The reviews are true. Nice place with one large stage. The girls were mostly in…

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

visited on a Wednesday late afterenoon....

visited on a Wednesday late afterenoon. $3 cover and mandatory $6-7 drink, coke water or beer, it doesn't matter. $10 fee to get a wrist band to enter private dance area. No…

Oasis

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Returned here last evening after visiting...

Returned here last evening after visiting the Playhouse earlier in the day (see review). This newer club is a great place to bring your lady friends. The club is fairly classy and the girls are…

Thee Playhouse

Hickory, North Carolina

the club is really nice and...

the club is really nice and the security is nice. The girls are really nice depending on what time you go but if you sit up front they will dance and take your money. so…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Stopped by yesterday for "lunch". Again,...

Stopped by yesterday for "lunch". Again, this place is the best in the area for high mileage. Had a great session with Heather; four very private dances with the camera turned away. Nothing was left…

Mons Venus

Tampa, Florida

The best in Florida every time....

The best in Florida every time. Lots of Selection. Good Crowd. Buy a lapdance for a lesbian. It will come back to you ten-fold

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Here is a quote apparently written by a stripper

"but don't you know what people think of men who go to strip clubs? PATHETIC and forever UNDESIRABLE. No women [sp] has or will ever want you. Not physically, not emotionally, not spiritually, nothing. No one…

Katie's Place

Dayton, Ohio

This place is not topless. ...

This place is not topless. I was told by a dancer, who claimed to be 39, but was probably 45, that the place had a burlesque licence that does not allow for going topless.…

Babe's Cabaret

Scottsdale, Arizona

I'm from CA, so I might...

I'm from CA, so I might have a different opinion of strip clubs than everyone else. I thought it was a good topless club, but the laps are zero contact. Air dances, that is…

Flamingo Showclub

Vandalia, Ohio

Went around 8pm on a Tuesday...

Went around 8pm on a Tuesday night. No cover charge at that time. Not very smokey. Probably 10 girls working. All of them 6-8's. Most girls were very thin with…

Curves Cabaret

Tucson, Arizona

Recenly traveled to Tuscon with my...

Recenly traveled to Tuscon with my wife and we had a good time. The girls were friendly and eager to please. It is true that table dances are $5 and they will push…

Spearmint Rhino Santa Barbara

Santa Barbara, California

Like most members of this chain,...

Like most members of this chain, the place is clean... in all senses of the word. No worries about going here, but nothing spectacular -- no extras, tight survillance -- read: your hands ain't…

Charisma

Stoughton, Massachusetts

I've been visiting this club now...

I've been visiting this club now for the past 2 years, and not a lot has changed. It is a fun place to go, but you need to know what you want from a club.…

The Mint

Greensboro, North Carolina

Location is hard to find. ...

Location is hard to find. Facilities are ok. Full bar which is great. The only thing is lack of girls.

Silver Foxx

Jacksonville, Florida

If you're into black dancers, then...

If you're into black dancers, then this is the club for you. Lighting is a bit bright and the decor inside is tacky. Cover is $7 and you will be searched by the doormen. Drinks…

TD's Eubank

Albuquerque, New Mexico

I visited both TD's and TD's...

I visited both TD's and TD's north today. TD's is better! In the afternoon, TDs had some HOT ladies tall, blonde, nicely enhanced and just right inthe weight dept. I got one…

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Sexual Concerns

The assault may disrupt the sexual life of the survivor because sex, which usually involves pleasure, was instead used as a weapon to humiliate, control and punish. It will probably take some time for the survivor to disassociate the sexual…

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Hustler Club New York City

I think the new Hustler club is open. Anyone been to it yet?

Peek a Boo

Portland, Oregon

Atmosphere pretty much a zero, but...

Atmosphere pretty much a zero, but some of the girls are very good looking. I'd say range from 5-8. They tend to keep to themselves pretty much. Most approachable at the end of a dance…

Rick's

Seattle, Washington

Rick's just got better. Didn't...

Rick's just got better. Didn't think it could happen. I'm not an easy grader. (Click on my name for my reviews of other clubs; I just caught on to this feature.…

Foxys

Louisville, Kentucky

Foxy Lady has been advertising 2...

Foxy Lady has been advertising 2 for 1 lap dances on Tuesday, so I thought I would check them out last night. Very disappointing. Everyone at the club seemed bored to death.…

The Outhouse

Lawrence, Kansas

Spent Monday & Tuesday nights here...

Spent Monday & Tuesday nights here last week. I love Paradise, but this place during 2-4-1's is even better. Songs seem longer, and hands on contact is allowed and expected from every dancer.,…

Cadillac Lounge

Providence, Rhode Island

went on a thursady night. good...

went on a thursady night. good atmosphere. no pressure from dancers. lots of girls, most better than average with a few knockouts. had a private dance with a hot brunette. good action. will definitely return…

Flamingo Club

Lawrence, Kansas

Stopped Monday afternoon last week. ...

Stopped Monday afternoon last week. Did 2 dances each with 3 of 4 available. Excellent contact as per other reviews. The private room is also nice, no one else was getting dances…

Paradise Saloon

Lawrence, Kansas

Spent Monday afternoon, Tuesday & Wed...

Spent Monday afternoon, Tuesday & Wed early afternoon here last week. Still my favorite place to relax. All dances were $10, and never had anyone ask for more, but I didn't stay very…

Kaos Grill and Gentlemen's Club

Parkville, Maryland

One disclaimer before I start the...

One disclaimer before I start the review. The 8 rating is for a pastie club. That said, Kaos has a rather unusual setup. There is a bar and grill in the front. Once inside, you walk…

Traffic Light

Mount Clemens, Michigan

Visited club on Tuesday afternoon 12:30...

Visited club on Tuesday afternoon 12:30 pm'ish for lunch. Beer was cold, the wait staff was prompt with both my beer and the food order, which was a Cheeseburger-swiss with Fries. I sat…

The St. James

Houston, Texas

I went to St. James on...

I went to St. James on Sunday 03/21/04. I arrived around 6:30 PM and there was no cover. Orange juice was $3.50. This is my second time at St. James both times…

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Recomendations for the Big Island of Hawaii?

I am going to the Big Island of Hawaii, staying in both Hilo and Kona, and was wondering if anyone had a good place to check out? I looked in advanced search, but no results came up for Kona... Mahalo…

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How would you feel about your SISTER being a STRIPPER?

I think I would do everything in my power to convince her not to do it.

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Long Island Strip Clubs

Which strip club would you consider the best on Long Island? and why. Thanks for the feedback

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Long Island Strip Clubs

Which dtrip club would you consider the best on Long Island? and why. Thanks for the feedback

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For customers who PAY STRIPPERS FOR CONVERSATION - How much do you pay?

I have a question for CUSTOMERS who PAY STRIPPERS FOR CONVERSATION? How much do you PAY? If a stripper quotes you a PRICE that she wants you to PAY FOR TALKING TO HER, do you PAY her price…

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Do customers find it INSULTING when a stripper ASKS to be PAID FOR CONVERSATION?

I have a question for strip club customers - are any of you ever INSULTED when a stripper ASKS or DEMANDS that you PAY HER FOR CONVERSATION? Do you ever feel INTIMIDATED and PAY?