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Dolphin II

Beaverton, Oregon

Went to DII on Wed Jan...

Went to DII on Wed Jan 28th around 10 pm. No cover and decent drinks. Drinks are a little spendy unless you get the specials. They have 3 stages and have recently remodelled to…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

This is one of the highest...

This is one of the highest mileage clubs I've ever found outside of San Francisco. VIP dances at $30 for about 5 mins leave you totally satisfied -- it seems like anything goes so…

Royal Palace

Washington, D.C., District of Columbia

Very possibly the worst club I've...

Very possibly the worst club I've ever been in. In a word: pigsty. "Oink! Oink," say the girls! Dumpy atmosphere, over-the-hill dancers, hostile and dishonest waitresses. One poster below complains about being pounced on immediately…

Hotties

Beaverton, Oregon

Went to Wildcats on Jan 28th...

Went to Wildcats on Jan 28th about 8pm. They had no cover at the time and had about 4 ladies dancing. They also had several women at the club playing pool or whatever. 3 or…

Cheerleaders Philadelphia

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

worked at this club for two...

worked at this club for two months, November, and December and loved it. Separate room for lap dances and several stages. Even though it's a bikini club the dances were pretty high mileage.…

Pink Diamonds

North Hollywood, California

I went to Deja Vu on...

I went to Deja Vu on a Monday. It is still the best deal with $10 dances even if they are sometimes cut a little. There were a number of good looking dancers, mostly white…

The Executive Club

New York, New York

The club is still okay for...

The club is still okay for girls... 8 and 9s... no touching. But if you have dinner and it is reasonable and really good... no cover. A good deal if you are eating…

Little Daddy's Show Club

Kokomo, Indiana

Went here recently, and had a...

Went here recently, and had a real nice time. Kokomo is in the middle of Indiana, so if you are expecting a big show with centerfold-type girls, you will not find it here. What you…

Magic Garden

Portland, Oregon

If I was rating just the...

If I was rating just the dancers I would rate higher but the club is small, smoky and run down. Visited on Jan 28th 11pm. 2 dancers working and both were very attractive. Drinks are…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

I went to Baby Dolls on...

I went to Baby Dolls on Jan 2, 2004. This was a Friday and the place was packed. Just a quick guess is that there was perhaps 100 dancers. I was at…

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Conventional experience vs stripping experience in job applicants ..............

Are ex-strippers permanently damaged by their shaking and grinding? Is their work ethic permanently destroyed? Would you hire a stripper if you wouldn't be able to fuck her?

Bustop

Boulder, Colorado

Went here in the afternoon around...

Went here in the afternoon around 3PM. Had a total of about 5 dacners working which were rotated. Two out of the five were hot, the rest were skanky. Lots of tatoos.…

Madame Rouge NYC

New York, New York

I have been going to s44...

I have been going to s44 for a long time now and I have found that the girls that give the very best dances are Holly who is short, blond, and sexy, Alex a very…

Parkway Tropics

Grand Rapids, Michigan

Very bad place. The only reason...

Very bad place. The only reason didn't give it a '1' is because part of me thinks that there has to be something worse out there. I just havn't seen it. What can I say?…

Inner Room Cabaret

Cocoa Beach, Florida

First of all, besides being a...

First of all, besides being a great topless club, the IR offers some of the best drinks in the area for the buck. The prices are reasonable, and the bartenders aren't shy about pouring…

Gold Club

Tampa, Florida

For a topless club in Tampa,...

For a topless club in Tampa, this is the best! The management has taken all of it's cues from it's customers and it is evident. Some of the most beautiful topless dancers I…

Gold Club

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

The club will be closed for...

The club will be closed for at least 3 weeks. Apparently it has been sold to a new group. Hopefully things will change for the better. Keep an eye open for dancers from here and…

Boardroom Cabaret

Brockton, Massachusetts

Wow what a layout. One of...

Wow what a layout. One of the most upscale clubs I've ever been to. The stage is phenomenal as are all the bar areas and the L.D. area as well. The cover was $10 before…

Ruby's II

Bridgeport, Connecticut

Although its hit or miss here,...

Although its hit or miss here, when its a hit its a great place. Was there last week during week and the dancers outnumbered the customers 2 to 1. The girls ranged from 5's to…

Brad's Brass Flamingo

Indianapolis, Indiana

Awesome club in terms of Value....

Awesome club in terms of Value. $10 table dances on couches can not be beat. Contact is not only encouraged but expected. The $50 VIP room is a good deal as well. Bad…

Cleo’s Gentlemen’s Club

Orlando, Florida

I would have to agree with...

I would have to agree with the last posting. Why the two drink minimum? To make you stick around right? Well at least they could make it worth staying for the two…

The Landing Strip Lounge

Romulus, Michigan

You pretty much have to talk...

You pretty much have to talk to Ally when you go to the Landing Strip. She's probably got the best attitude of any dancer you've ever met. Always up and positive, good conversationalist,…

Rick's

Seattle, Washington

Well the remodel is almost done....

Well the remodel is almost done. Still a ways to go as far as finishing touches. Toilets in the men's room instead of portapotties would be great. Generally the dance area is about…

Déjà Vu Lake Forest Park

Lake Forest Park, Washington

Went back for the first time...

Went back for the first time in months. Between the sign on the road flashing "FREE COVER" and the empty parking lot I really had to wonder how bad the clubs situation really is..…

Shaker's

Stratford, Connecticut

This club shares girls with Teddies...

This club shares girls with Teddies and Precious Moments. If you do not like the girls you see at one place, try another or if your regular is not working, try another locale.…

Rachel's Orlando

Orlando, Florida

Stopped by right before the Super...

Stopped by right before the Super Bowl. Seemed like a good setup for the game. Bar is decent, clean, and nice. Girls are HOT, and that's not just because the other clubs are that…

The Penthouse Club - New Orleans

New Orleans, Louisiana

Went to Gold Club during recent...

Went to Gold Club during recent Weekend. went in around (:3-, [place pretty dead, more girls than customers. Girls were gernerally in 8-9 range, most will sit and talk with you a a…

Kahoots Showgirls

East Hartford, Connecticut

My kind of club. I was...

My kind of club. I was in town on business, and had to arrive on Super Bowl Sunday. Decided on the spur of the moment to visit, and when I walked in around 5 pm,…

Bada Bing (was Planet Rock)

Barre, Vermont

Dropped by last Thursday for one...

Dropped by last Thursday for one of my quarterly checks and once again was dissapointed with the selection, staff and clientel at this otherwise promising club. OK, it was like -3 degrees but is that…

The Tip Top Club and Bar

Eureka, California

The club has improved over the...

The club has improved over the last couple of months. Mainly because I figured out how to dramatically increase the available mileage: there's a dude who works there, kind of chubby, balding, with a bow-tie.…

Crazy Horse Too

Las Vegas, Nevada

I have been to this club...

I have been to this club every time I visit Vegas, and it has always been my #1 in the past, but it was definitely different this time. I went on a Friday evening…

Paradise Club

Graham, North Carolina

Went to this club on Feb...

Went to this club on Feb 28, right after the snow storm. Therefore there was only one dancer there, but they did not charge a cover. The club has 2 pool tables and…

Cheetah Pompano Beach

Pompano Beach, Florida

I visitied the club about ten...

I visitied the club about ten days ago on a Thursday night. While the club was not overly crowded there were quite a few people there. I was impressed that for a weekday…

Paradise Club

Graham, North Carolina

Went to this club on Feb...

Went to this club on Feb 28, right after the snow storm. Therefore there was only one dancer there, but they did not charge a cover. The club has 2 pool tables and…

Dr. Don's Famous Door

Jackson, Michigan

Stopped in here on Saturday Jan...

Stopped in here on Saturday Jan 31st. I am very impressed with this club. The girls are friendly (very friendly) and very accomodating too, if you get my drift. I was drinking Coke, and they…

Avenues

Jackson, Michigan

This place is awful. First off...

This place is awful. First off they keep the front door locked and you have to enter in the3 back of the building. Then, it took the moron doorman forever to figure out that I…

Rick's Cabaret Houston Intercontinental

Houston, Texas

Wanted to update my review since...

Wanted to update my review since my last review 3 months ago. I've been there several times since and it hasn't changed much. Still a nice place and the drinks are reasonably priced…

2001 Odyssey

Tampa, Florida

Cover charge with one central stage...

Cover charge with one central stage and a lot of dancers hovering around. The only problem is the hot ones had lines waiting for them. Overall a decent place, the dances are held…

Gold Club

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

This hole in the wall features...

This hole in the wall features primarily black dancers (most good looking, with a few uglies and fatties thrown into the mix) with a mixed crowd of patrons. The owners -- evidently former owners…

New Century Theater

San Francisco, California

This place is ridiculous. Was...

This place is ridiculous. Was there a few hours before the SuperBowl was starting, so of course it wasn't going to be very busy, but whoa!! I paid the $15 entrance fee and…

Zebra Club

Bridgeport, Connecticut

Dropped by on a Monday during...

Dropped by on a Monday during the day. The quality of the ladies seems to be decent. There were only 4 girls on shift, and two were on stage at any given time,…

The Lounge

Portland, Oregon

Just a neighborhood bar, locals hang...

Just a neighborhood bar, locals hang out in. Stopped in to check it out on a wednesday afternoon. Started talking to a cute petite girl at the bar. She was not pushy at…

XTC 2.0

Dallas, Texas

Visited this club this past Tuesday...

Visited this club this past Tuesday night around 10:30pm and the place was only about 1/4 full. Cover charge was $10 BUT if you show a hotel room key the cover is only $5. They…

Little Darlings

Burton, Michigan

What you really want to know:...

What you really want to know: Minimal contact on the floor, but great (YMMV) contact in the VIP room that justifies the $20/dance VIP price. (I’m assuming by the time you read this new $20/dance…

Off The Shoulder Gent's Club

Huntington, West Virginia

Off the Shoulder is a small...

Off the Shoulder is a small little club on Route 60 just between Huntington and Barboursville. Entry was $5 and that included a domestic beer. The main floor of the club is relatively…

Fantasia

Huntsville, Alabama

Continues to be one of the...

Continues to be one of the more uniqe clubs I have been too. Average dancers, but most are young and friendly. Great place to have few beers kick back and scope out who you…

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

i've never been to the flight...

i've never been to the flight club before, but i hear wonderful things about this club i was a dancer at nathan j's in flint,michigan for about eight months very dedicated employee in meaning i…

Club 412 Gentlemen's Club

McKees Rocks, Pennsylvania

Went there on Thursday. Club has...

Went there on Thursday. Club has a variety of girls of all shapes and sizes. Most girls are after big bucks. The lap dances are $20, but no touch and not worth it. The Champaine…

Vixens Gentlemen's Club

Martinsburg, West Virginia

I went to Vixens last night...

I went to Vixens last night and I must say I was very disapointed in what I had experienced. Yes the women were very attractive and there is a great deal of female customers as…

Nepals

Greenville, South Carolina

This is the overall the nicest...

This is the overall the nicest club I have ever visited. Nice, classy, clean layout. Relaxed, friendly atmosphere with mostly top notch girls. No pressure, just relax and have a good time.…

Elite Gentlemen's Club

Charleston, West Virginia

Was not very impressed with this...

Was not very impressed with this club when I first walked in. There were only two other customers in the bar and one dancer. After about an hour or so, the club did…

Diamonds

West Chicago, Illinois

Went to Diamonds on a Friday...

Went to Diamonds on a Friday night. The previous few times I visited, the girls were kind of on the skanky side. However, this time there were some real babes. The place…

Pony Too

Madison, Alabama

Nice club, but no longer nude....

Nice club, but no longer nude. Decent mix of music. Pretty high milage lap dances available. dancers start at 1200 for the lunch crowd and above average from other afternoon shifts I…

Private Eyes

New York, New York

Private Eyes is a nice "natural"...

Private Eyes is a nice "natural" alternative in NY to Scores. The main room has one stage with 2 poles that is always filled with 2 or 3 girls. Many of the girls are good…

Tootsie's Cabaret

Miami, Florida

This is one club that never...

This is one club that never lets you down. They have about 75-100 women (maybe more) on the weekends and at least 60-70 during the week. All sizes and shapes to satisfy…

Bliss

Atlanta, Georgia

I went here during an afternoon....

I went here during an afternoon. The girls were few and far between, The girls that were there were more interested in talking to the regulars than dancing. I did witness one…

Southern X-Posure Gentlemen's Club

Princeton, West Virginia

This is a pretty good club...

This is a pretty good club for the area. Most of the girls there would rate above an 8, with a couple of hotties like the kind you see in bigger cities. The decor of…

Club Fantasies

Providence, Rhode Island

First thing, I love the tropical...

First thing, I love the tropical theme! The staff wear tropical print shirts, there are fake flames along the ceiling, big paintings on the walls, all decorations are over the top. The club…

BT's Executive Club

Dearborn, Michigan

This is a fun club. ...

This is a fun club. The girls are friendly and the staff is not filled with a bunch of jerks. The VIP area is a bit too expossed sitting right in front of…

The Lodge

Dallas, Texas

Went here for lunch and a...

Went here for lunch and a bit of a show on Friday. Good food, low prices, pretty women. Only ended up spending about $15 on cover, food, and drinks, good deal for lunch with friends.…

Brass Pole Cabaret

Elyria, Ohio

This is a very nice, small...

This is a very nice, small club outside of Elyria. The parking area was well lit and adequate. I think it is a pretty safe neighborhood. The club itself is very clean and nicely decorated.…

Rick's Cabaret San Antonio

San Antonio, Texas

Was there on a Friday night...

Was there on a Friday night at around 11pm. Cover charge was $7. Main stage was right in front of you as you entered with sub-stages to the left and right of the main stage.…

Temptations Gentlemen's Club

Hardeeville, South Carolina

The State-Line Cabaret is now "Temptations"....

The State-Line Cabaret is now "Temptations". As an alternative to Uncle Harry's(too much bad press lately)in Savannah, I crossed the river bridge and visited Temptations. I was there a year ago. A few of the…

Epic Exotic Nightlife

Winston-Salem, North Carolina

I've been going to this club...

I've been going to this club for almost 5 years now. I think it's about the best there is to offer in Winston. They have quite a few feature performers throughout the year.…

Toppers International Showbar

Athens, Georgia

Found much has changed here. ...

Found much has changed here. Girls were required to wear pasties but were very friendly. The VIP room could use some better couches. There were many new cracks and tears. You…

Déjà Vu Lake Station

Lake Station, Indiana

Friday afternoon at this small club...

Friday afternoon at this small club tucked away from the interstate found myself with about 15 patrons and seven (7) dancers. After paying my $3 cover, I was asked if I wanted a drink. Settling…

Rear End Bar

Marshfield, Wisconsin

Average bar for Wisconsin, as most...

Average bar for Wisconsin, as most places in this state are pretty tame. Not a dive, but certainly not a high end place either. Variety in girls dancing, a few lookers were in…

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U-Colo. Allegedly Used Sex to Recruit Athletes

washingtonpost.com U-Colo. Allegedly Used Sex to Recruit Athletes By T.R. Reid Washington Post Staff Writer Friday, January 30, 2004; Page A03 DENVER, Jan. 29 -- Like other major football schools, the University of Colorado made big promises to…

Dames & Games

Grand Rapids, Michigan

This place is really bad. It...

This place is really bad. It really has nothing going for it except for the girls. The girls aren't all to bad. But, it doesn't matter. You can't touch them, and they really don't touch…

Club Venus

Newport, Kentucky

The place is awfull. It is...

The place is awfull. It is not a strip club just a bar with a cover charge and expensive drinks. The girls do very litte dancing. All they do is ask you to buy them…

PT's Showclub Denver

Denver, Colorado

This club is HOT. Left...

This club is HOT. Left side has drinks and the right side is all nude. The all nude room has couch chairs right up next to the stage. Girls come around and…

Mons Venus

Tampa, Florida

Un-freaking believable. Im not normally one...

Un-freaking believable. Im not normally one to drop big $$ early in a night. but after an hour i had already dropped a hundy and didnt regret spending a penny of it. unreal. the best…

The Clubhouse

Dallas, Texas

Simply the finest looking women of...

Simply the finest looking women of any club I have been to. Every girl there was totally HOT. Girls dance on one of three stages, with the last dance being all nude.…

Camelot West

Lexington, Kentucky

Passing through Lexington on Wednesday night...

Passing through Lexington on Wednesday night and thought I would stop by Camalot West. I had a great time. Cover was only $3 ($5 on weekends)and $2.75 long neck beers. Basketball games…

The Cheetah

Atlanta, Georgia

This is still the...

This is still the best club in Atlanta. By far the best looking girls and atmosphere. Of course, as with any gentlemens club it's not cheap, if you are on a…

Rick's

Seattle, Washington

Considering the small layout, Rick's has...

Considering the small layout, Rick's has a lot going on.Two stages and mandatory nudity are the plusses for those who like to watch,and the girls range from downright ugly to 10+++. However, I found the…

Centerfold

Hot Springs, Arkansas

I visited this club one weeknight...

I visited this club one weeknight this month and a good time. There is only one stage and the dancers have shifts that are two songs in length. The club had about a dozen…

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Are TUSCL posts are a form of PASQUINADE.

In a sense our posts here are a variant form of PASQUINADE (i.e., essentially any "negative" [lampoon or satire] anonymous post). I found this interesting; maybe you will too. pasquinade \pass-kwuh-NAYD\ noun 1 : a lampoon posted in…

Class Act Show Bar

Tampa, Florida

Stopped in Friday for the night...

Stopped in Friday for the night shift. Lots of nice ladies, average priced drinks, $10 dances. Nothing great or out of the ordinary but the price is right. Dances are nice but…

Bikes, Babes, and Beer

Havelock, North Carolina

Havelock is a small military town,...

Havelock is a small military town, Sugar's and Olivia's are right next to each other, and are nearly identical. Both have customers who are mainly marines, both have local girls working, both use jukeboxes (sometimes…

Vixens Ybor Strip

Tampa, Florida

I stopped in this week and...

I stopped in this week and had to give a positive review for a new dancer - Brianna. She is a tremendous lap dancer, great grindage, great use of her free hands, great body,…

Club Fantasy

Sacramento, California

Went to Club fantasy on a...

Went to Club fantasy on a Saturday in late December. There are always a variety of ladies in the 7-10 range at the club. Of the time I spent on VIP dances, most were with…

Centerfolds Gentlemens Club

Chico, California

I went to Centerfolds on a...

I went to Centerfolds on a Friday night in December. Varied types of ladies working, most in the 7-10 range. One dancer that stuck out from the rest was Nikki. She gives a great private…

Wacko's Jacksonville

Jacksonville, Florida

Club has gone seriously downhill in...

Club has gone seriously downhill in recent months. A metal detector at the door and the $10 dance are totally no contact now. This used to be the best club in Jax and…

Market Street Cinema

San Francisco, California

It is best to go during...

It is best to go during the week (M-THU) in the evening or after midnite because business is slow at the moment. This means that you are not only able to have your pick…

Tattletale Lounge

Atlanta, Georgia

Had not visited in a while,...

Had not visited in a while, but still really enjoy the place. Tattletales continues to be the neighborhood bar with naked women. The atmosphere is laid back. Them women are friendly and…

Stiletto

Nanuet, New York

Well, I went to this club...

Well, I went to this club a bunch of times over the last few years & the women quality is always top knotch. The uglies here are better than most other places hotties.…

Little Darlings

Kalamazoo, Michigan

Not too great of a club....

Not too great of a club. You could easily spend $50 on drinks and $10 on the dancers. Pretty basic place. Is seems to be a lower-class type of club. Not really a place for…

Rick's Cabaret Houston Intercontinental

Houston, Texas

Visited this club last night and...

Visited this club last night and had a great time. The decor of the club was nice and the lighting was such that you could easily tell what the ladies looked like, but the seating…

The Library Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

I was in Vegas the week...

I was in Vegas the week after CES. It was a pretty dead week, which is why I am giving the low rating. I've alternated between Cheetahs and the OG during my Vegas trips…

OG Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

Visited Vegas the week after CES,...

Visited Vegas the week after CES, so it was really a down week. The OG was quiet during the day, much quieter than I have been accustomed to, and many of the "regulars" that…

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Do They Cry?

Do rude customers with personality disorders ever resent their behaviour?

The Lounge

Portland, Oregon

A working man's tavern with a...

A working man's tavern with a full bar and strip stage at one end. Good place for stopping for a drink at the end of the day and taking in some of the nude stage…

Angels Gentlemen's Club

Kalamazoo, Michigan

Pretty cool place if you're looking...

Pretty cool place if you're looking to play some pool, have a couple beers, and see naked chicks. There really is not an area for lap dances. Just spend your dollars at the tip rail.…

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Are strip clubs the only place to find YOUNG ATTRACTIVE women?

For many customers (actually the vast majority) this is very likely true. Young, thin, and beautiful women are in very short supply (indeed, our society has become obese [and diabetic]), and the attractive ones can't be stretched-out to serve the…

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Why do some want to ban what they call "trolls"?

Because they need someone to blame for their failure to engage strippers. They don't want to look at their own inadequacies.

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

I came back to my favorite...

I came back to my favorite place last night :) This was one of 6 stops me and my buddy made last night, but clearly the best of the 6. There appeared to be some new…

Cheyenne Gentlemen's Club

Roland, Oklahoma

Not the best but it is...

Not the best but it is a great place to go get a beer and enjoy some lovelys. Range from 4-8 on the scale. Good mileage on the VIP dances.

Club O

Homewood, Illinois

Visited Club O in twice in...

Visited Club O in twice in the last 2 weeks during the day. In my previous visits it has been nothing but a run of the mill over-priced strip joint. However I recieved HJTC the…

19th Hole Lounge

Glenside, Pennsylvania

This is a neighborhood bar in...

This is a neighborhood bar in the midst of a suburban residential area. Inside it is spacious. I was here last night and it was crowded, but not excessive. There were perhaps a dozen girls,…

Thorobred Lounge

Louisville, Kentucky

This club is somewhat inconsistent. However,...

This club is somewhat inconsistent. However, visited a couple of weeks ago in the afternoon. Several very nice looking ladies dancing and a couple who needed a new line of work. Hooked up with H…

Tootsie's Cabaret

Miami, Florida

I was just in Miami and...

I was just in Miami and I thought I would check this place out because of the high ranking here. I got a little lost because it was my first time in Miami but it…

939

Honolulu, Hawaii

This place is new in Honolulu...

This place is new in Honolulu as of January 2003. There are three stages down the middle of the room with chairs at the stages and booths along the sides of the room. To kick…

Sheri's Cabaret

Las Vegas, Nevada

I'm dissapointed because when this was...

I'm dissapointed because when this was the old Tally Ho it was friendly and cheap. When I went there during CES a few weeks ago the lap dances were 25 and the private rooms…

Chicas Locas

Houston, Texas

I visited Michael's on a Sunday...

I visited Michael's on a Sunday night, 01/18/04. This was my first trip to a Houston strip club. Cover charge was $8. A glass of orange juice runs $4.50. There is…

Déjà Vu Kalamazoo

Kalamazoo, Michigan

It's an OK club. The best...

It's an OK club. The best if you don't want to travel outside Kalamazoo. Kind of a small place. But, if you play your cards right, you might have quite a lot of fun. Scout…

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NiceAss Please block the troll threads again

I come here and click latest reply and troll threads fill the screen. Ugh.

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Aspiring Dancers - Take Advantage of this Resource!!!

I was just tooling around the TUSCL site and came across the following site under the LINKS section: http://stripper-faq.org/ If your an aspiring dancer, this site is a must read. As a customer, this site addresses some of the things which…

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Superbowl Houston Jokes and/or comments?

Since there isn't much worth looking at here, let's make an interesting joke/comment thread. I'll start with a funny one. Since we all know RL is from Houston I'll say TWO THOUSAND TWO HUNDRED DOLLARS is a way OVERINFLATED…