This is the best strip club...

This is the best strip club in northern VA but that's not saying much.

Likes: Decent food (yes this really is a restaurant), moderately priced, very friendly atmosphere, excellent stage dancing, open during the day, convenient to metro, decent physical layout, fairly upscale but not a stuffy gentleman's club, friendly and attractive waitresses, little hustle.

Dislikes: No private dances, usually way too crowded, music way too loud, too smokey, too many fake boobs, pasties, difficult to park anywhere nearby.