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Emerald Club

Knoxville, Tennessee

This club is very small. One...

This club is very small. One main stage that mostly takes up one entire side of the one main room. Lap (couch) dances are in a very small room off to the side with the…

Red Garter Gentlemen's Club

Indianapolis, Indiana

Was here a few weeks ago...

Was here a few weeks ago on a business trip, and was pleasantly surprised. Showed up at about 7pm on a Tuesday night, and had very personal service. We had 4 women at…

Club Onyx Dallas

Dallas, Texas

I visited this club on the...

I visited this club on the evening of March 4, 2004. The club is in the middle of a strip mall area. Entry fee was small as was the drink costs (for a…

Rick's Cabaret Indianapolis

Indianapolis, Indiana

Went in Sunday, March 21. ...

Went in Sunday, March 21. Topless Kereoke is LAME. I was there for 4 hours and had one girl come up to me. The waitress took an order for my drink and…

Cadillac Lounge

Providence, Rhode Island

I am a dancer at the...

I am a dancer at the Cadillac and have been since it opened and I will say that this is one of the cleanest clubs I have ever worked at...The girls (for the most part)…

Headlights Gentlemen's Club

Newport News, Virginia

Good atmosphere. Agree that the...

Good atmosphere. Agree that the location could be better due to the surrounding establisments. Good looking dancers... I remember visiting here prior to the Va Bikini club laws... those were the days.…

Treasures Houston

Houston, Texas

Well, after reading all of the...

Well, after reading all of the reviews, I had to question whether to even post this. I went here last Tuesday (3/16) with a new client and a few co-workers. As most people…

Erotic Cafe

Pennsauken Township, New Jersey

Went on a Wednesday afternoon around...

Went on a Wednesday afternoon around 6. Saw Bella, Ciena, Sassy, and Cheri. Bella was a thin, dark, pretty girl. After she danced, she offered a lap but then never came back…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

After a very mediocre trip to...

After a very mediocre trip to the Platinum club (see my review) I decided to go to a place that I knew would be enjoyable. March 4, 2004 I went in. This club is a…

Sensations Gentlemen's Club

Galena, Missouri

I went to this club on...

I went to this club on March 20, 2004. It is right near the Missouri/Kansas state line on the Kansas side. It is a nice new club. Cost to get in is…

Spearmint Rhino

Boise, Idaho

OK, first of all this is...

OK, first of all this is Boise, Idaho so if you are ok with a PG-13 environment then this is the best place in town. The girls are very attractive. I have been several times,…

Platinum Plus

West Columbia, South Carolina

I rate my overall experience at...

I rate my overall experience at a club not just the dancing. If I only rated the girls and the dancing I would probably rate this club a 9 or 9.5 but I have…

OG Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

This club continues to be my...

This club continues to be my favorite in Vegas. I was there last week to celebrate my birthday and I as always had a great time. Had several dances as a buddy was along to…

Concepts Lounge Covington

Covington, Kentucky

Just back in town tonight. If...

Just back in town tonight. If you want to see a Vegas looking class club you gota see what these people have done in the last few since I have been here. This had to…

Vixens Ybor Strip

Tampa, Florida

Yes..this is my all time favorite...

Yes..this is my all time favorite on the east side of Tampa. Well all of Tampa. With IRS return $$ in hand..I was looking to invest. Place was medium crowded on this thursday night, but…

Rick's Cabaret Indianapolis

Indianapolis, Indiana

I went to Brad's Gold Key...

I went to Brad's Gold Key in Indy on a Saturday night and it was so packed that it was hard to find parking. I got in free by using a coupon from an advertisement…

Pure Ultra Lounge

Kansas City, Missouri

I had a great experience at...

I had a great experience at Legs Cabaret. The girls were superb the atmosphere was fun and "hot" . We had the added pleasure of dealing with a particular bar tender the "Rock" -…

Fritz That's It

Bellflower, California

I used to go to Fritz...

I used to go to Fritz a lot when I was in college (which was 15 year ago) and decided to check it out and see how muhc it's changed in 15years. The answer is,…

Henry the VIII Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Since the last time I visited...

Since the last time I visited this place, it's changed a lot infact degraded a lot. The girls have been drastically reduced. While chatting with a girl I found out that they lost them to…

Vixens Ybor Strip

Tampa, Florida

While club hopping, hit this club...

While club hopping, hit this club on a Thursday night recently and was not disappointed with the contact in the VIP rooms. The ladies ranged from 4 - 8 with only 2 that night in…

Babe's Mens Club

San Antonio, Texas

I visited Babe's last Thursday night...

I visited Babe's last Thursday night around 11:00 PM. Cover was $6.00. Orange juice $4.25 and a mixed drink was $6.50. The club is small, but clean. The parking lot was…

Juicee's

Norwich, Connecticut

Layout: looks like somone basement -...

Layout: looks like somone basement - low ceilings, wood panelling, a couple of pool tables on worn carpeting etc....T-shaped dance stage with 2 poles towards the front of the stage. Chairs are placed all around…

Roxy Showgirls

Toledo, Ohio

Is this the best strip club...

Is this the best strip club in the country? I dont know, but I'll be damned if it wasnt on this Friday night. First I'll list the 2 minor negatives about this club(which affect lots…

Industrial Strip

Hammond, Indiana

I must confess that this is...

I must confess that this is the strip club I go to the most and, for the most part, I am a big fan. Indeed, I have had many happy endings here and have…

Show Palace

Darien, Wisconsin

Was really surprised by this place....

Was really surprised by this place. Went there on a friday night and it was packed with a lot of women and customers. Lap dances are only 10 dollars. Got one from…

Show & Tel

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

As sleezy as this place is,...

As sleezy as this place is, it is still alot of fun. BYOB and the woman are a quality 6-9. Last night there was a brunette that was spunkie and fun, great one-on-one…

Sapphire Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

Sapphire has ultra-upscale...

Sapphire has ultra-upscale aspirations, but comes up a bit short: Billing itself as the largest gentlemen's club in the nation, it is a sparsely decorated, rather industrial-looking place that ultimately has the…

Sugar Daddy's

Martinsburg, West Virginia

I was at the Millennium on...

I was at the Millennium on Saturday night for the first time in quite a while. It still appears to be a popular club as it was packed. The lighting seems to be much…

Hideaway

Rockford, Illinois

Stopped in for a beer for...

Stopped in for a beer for the first time in a couple of months. They're charging a $2 cover now at the door which entitles you to some nasty looking chicken. One of the dancers…

Rick's

Seattle, Washington

Finally the bathrooms are finished. Any...

Finally the bathrooms are finished. Any of you who have visited this club before about a month ago would know that the mens room used to be disgusting. It had a stall and a condom…

Club Fantasies

Providence, Rhode Island

Had an unplanned stop at Fantasies...

Had an unplanned stop at Fantasies on Thursday afternoon. The place was dead but there were plenty of dancers. We headed up stairs to the all nude room and paid the 5 bucks to get…

Gold Club Centerfolds

Rancho Cordova, California

I visited GCC this Friday night...

I visited GCC this Friday night with a few friends and overall we were all prety impressed. This was my first visit to a Sac area club in a long time and initially I wasn't…

Tootsie's Cabaret

Miami, Florida

I caught a taxi from South...

I caught a taxi from South Beach and asked the driver where I could go to kill a few hours before my flight back to LA. He said "Tootsies!" What a pleasant surprise! I was…

Tootsie's Cabaret

Miami, Florida

Still going strong though the quality...

Still going strong though the quality of the girls has gone down some what. Time to go is weekends, as weekday nights have become hit or miss. Stopped by on a recent Wednesday…

Treasures Houston

Houston, Texas

I was here last month, and...

I was here last month, and while it was not the besst I've seen, its top five. the girls were good looking, 100% high mileage, and aggressive. The best was a brunette with shoulder length…

Hi Beams Lounge

Paterson, New Jersey

Good news ! The Russian money grubbers...

Good news ! The Russian money grubbers are all gone. Fewer girls per shift, but a very substantial improvement in quality. They are looking for new dancers and claim that only the best will be back. Let's…

Pony T's

Sauget, Illinois

Well I finaly venrured off the...

Well I finaly venrured off the beaten path that lead to suget and wondered over to centerville to check out the girls there. I was very impressed, cheaper covers, cheaper beer, nicer girls, cheaper…

Christie's Cabaret Phoenix

Phoenix, Arizona

I visited Christies Cabaret on 32nd...

I visited Christies Cabaret on 32nd Street, a couple of days ago and had a great time. In my opinion Christies is one of the best topless clubs in the Phoenix metro area.…

Bandaids Showclub

Phoenix, Arizona

Bandaid's a real cool club, small...

Bandaid's a real cool club, small and very laid back. Management let's the ladies dance and the dances are 1st rate, lots of contact. Only problem is the place is small and very little privacy,…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Visited Sept last year and again...

Visited Sept last year and again this month and don't get what the excitement is all about! Compared to the best of the high-end clubs in South Florida, Texas or LA, this place is…

Al's Diamond Cabaret

Reading, Pennsylvania

I've been going to Al's on...

I've been going to Al's on and off for over 14 years, and I can say it has slowly gone downhill over that time. My last trip was two weeks ago. The girls…

Secret's Cabaret

Fayetteville, North Carolina

Visited this club...

Visited this club on a friday night for the first time in a while, hadnt posted on it before. Six dollars to get in the door, plus a dollar for the door…

Tootsie's Cabaret

Miami, Florida

Wheel of Friction!! I won a $100...

Wheel of Friction!! I won a $100 bar tab just by sitting there and getting my number called. I also caught a free T-shirt. The waitresses were superb and the dancers...:D excellent. Everything a guy could want is…

Hot Seat

Portsmouth, Virginia

This club is ok for this...

This club is ok for this area (a 9 for the area, a 5 for the USA, so I'll give it a 7). The problem is that in the Tidewater area of around 1.5M inhabitants…

Hot Seat

Portsmouth, Virginia

Was there after midnight during week....

Was there after midnight during week. Cover goes up to $13 after midnight. There was only one dancer out of 5 who was halfway cute. Naturally, there were guys waiting in line for her while…

Dancers Royale

Orlando, Florida

In the orlando context of no...

In the orlando context of no nudity or significant exposure and absolutley no touch, this is a pretty pleasant club to have a few beers, watch a nice array of lovely women, and have some…

Hip Hugger

Kokomo, Indiana

Everytime I go here I ask...

Everytime I go here I ask myself the same question, "How can I be stupid enough to spend money anywhere but the Hugger?" This place can best be described as the best strip club ever. It…

Bottoms Up

Louisville, Kentucky

I am increasing my previous rating...

I am increasing my previous rating for the club. It has been awhile since I visited (about 7-8 months) and at that time they just renovated. However, I must have come in at the wrong…

Cafe Risque

Dunn, North Carolina

I meant to write this review...

I meant to write this review months ago but I never got around to it. I loved this place. It was a roadside diner with strippers and I had a spectacular time. The fact…

Jet Strip

Inglewood, California

Visited this club on a Friday...

Visited this club on a Friday night during NBA All Star Weekend. My visit started out a bit slowly, until I hooked up with an Asian dancer named Isis. She talked me into…

Miss Kitty Showgirls

East St. Louis, Illinois

stopped in on the way to...

stopped in on the way to st louis one night and never left until i had to!the owner of this fine establishment came over and introduced himself to me,his name ? "woody !!!!".go…

Plan B

Los Angeles, California

This club has to be one...

This club has to be one of LA's best kept secrets. How else do you explain so few reviews of this club on this site? First, if you look in the back of…

Gator Island Sports Bar

Harvey, Louisiana

This club was pretty good. ...

This club was pretty good. We went here for my friend's bachelor party because he'd been there many times before and knew some of the ladies. About half were decent looking, the rest…

Dream Palace

Tempe, Arizona

I've visited this place once, that...

I've visited this place once, that was all it took for me to decide I will not be back. I got high pressure from the start to hit the back VIP rooms (from dancers…

BT's Executive Club

Dearborn, Michigan

Visited this club a few weeks...

Visited this club a few weeks ago coming from my relative's house. Despite the reviews I have read on this site, I must say I was disappointed. Drinks were overpriced and the…

Emperors

Jacksonville, Florida

Visited this club on a Friday...

Visited this club on a Friday afternoon about 3:30. Dancers and patrons are somewhat upscale. Dancers rotated through a center stage and are very appreciative of the dollar tips. Nice mellow dj that didn't bug…

Visions

New Orleans, Louisiana

Been here twice over the last...

Been here twice over the last few weeks. Location is not the best. At night, they have a door man or two walking outside to keep an eye on the parking lot. They…

Honey's Showgirls

Everett, Washington

Got a chance to drop by...

Got a chance to drop by around 9 pm midweek. Paid the $10 cover and decided to sit by the tip rail. There are two stages and both were in use that night.…

Satin Doll

Providence, Rhode Island

This club is my favorite in...

This club is my favorite in Providence. I used to hang out in both cheaters and the Sportsman because of the mileage during a lap dance. This club is cleaner than both,…

Sapphire Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

Finally got to checkout some Vegas...

Finally got to checkout some Vegas clubs. Before it opened articles about this club hyped there would be over 800 dancers there on some nights. Of course since then realty has set in, and on…

Miss Kitty Showgirls

East St. Louis, Illinois

I went to Miss Kitty's last...

I went to Miss Kitty's last saturday night. What a blast. I had not been in for a few month's and was impressed with the new look. The ladies were definetly upgraded as well.I sat…

Paradise Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Took my out of town friend...

Took my out of town friend there to relax after the flight in. I had been there once before and its seems to best club on Valley so far. The Good: The lap dances…

The Landing Strip Lounge

Romulus, Michigan

Pretty busy when I was in...

Pretty busy when I was in here Friday night. Busier than its been lately. Got several dances from Renee. Very classy - gives great dances,easy to talk to. Also met a girl…

Déjà Vu Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Decided to visit one of my...

Decided to visit one of my worldwide favorites, and I am glad I did. Unlike some of the milk the customers clubs, DeJa Ve continues to be customer friendly. My visit was immediately after work…

Club Cabaret

Creve Coeur, Illinois

This is my favorite club. The...

This is my favorite club. The women are very friendly, they are not pushy and will sit and chat for some time before getting down to business. They have just remodeled the interior and it…

Mitchell Brothers O'Farrell Theatre

San Francisco, California

One word: in-frickin-credible! I've...

One word: in-frickin-credible! I've been to over a dozen clubs and I thought a few were pretty cool. Then I went to the Mitchell Bros. and found out what things are like…

Vixens Ybor Strip

Tampa, Florida

Paid a visit to Ybor Strip...

Paid a visit to Ybor Strip March 20. The location leaves a lot to be desired but, the ladies inside made up for the location! I was there early: 8 - 10pm and the "day…

Wild West Saloon

Winnemucca, Nevada

Yikes. This is one of...

Yikes. This is one of the scariest joints I've been to. It is hardly "paradise." Beer is served in a can (real classy) and there is a single pole with a single stage and…

Blondies

St. Joseph, Missouri

I was feeling a little hot...

I was feeling a little hot and tired on this Friday night since the temp got in the 60's and was muggy almost so I decided to stop and have me a beer or two…

Jiggles

Tualatin, Oregon

Could be a lot better. ...

Could be a lot better. Management must be comatose. The deal here is no booze, so 18-year-olds can enter. Dances have some mileage, compared to all the liquor-serving clubs in Oregon.…

King Arthur's Lounge

Everett, Massachusetts

I went here with a couple...

I went here with a couple of my male friends looking to see hot chicks. Boy was I disappointed. I havent been to many strip clubs, but I did expect higher quality girls. I used…

Front Room

hey Yoda

I have a message for you Yoda, a certain redheaded dancer who used to write you said to tell you hello and look for her on yahoo messenger sometime if you want to say hey back...she told me she has…

Club Imperium

McKees Rocks, Pennsylvania

This place is just west of...

This place is just west of Pittsburgh in McKees Rocks. Not the best part of town. There's only one reason to go to Silky's, and that's lap dances. The stage dancing is acceptable, the bathroom…

Dolphin

Jennings Lodge, Oregon

Visited on a Sunday night and...

Visited on a Sunday night and it was pretty slow. About 5 different dancers and probably not more than 12 customers. Dancers were all on the younger, petite side. Enjoyed a couple of micro brews…

Tootsie's Cabaret

Miami, Florida

On a recent visit to Miami...

On a recent visit to Miami I decided to visit Tootsie's cabaret. Although the place was very far from South beach, an awesome review at TUSCL made me go for it. What a place it was..unlike…

Atlantis

Memphis, Florida

Stopped back in on an early...

Stopped back in on an early Friday evening to see if my first impressions of the new club would be confirmed. While I miss the coziness and extra privacy of the old club, the new…

Front Room

Why do Pathetic Trolls like Romantic Lover have to hide behind a handle?

I wish this Pathetic Loser would shut the fuck up, he's dragged the same issues through the dirt reapetedly. Go get laid if you can, d00d... if you have issues, find something happy to do on the net.

Pirate's Cove

Aberdeen, South Dakota

After poor management this placed closed...

After poor management this placed closed down for a few months. New owner and they have cleaned the place up fixed the dance stage and are adding another stage and going to have features once…

Rhode Island Dolls

Woonsocket, Rhode Island

K2U has good lookin girls, cheap...

K2U has good lookin girls, cheap beer, a decent sound system and sometimes the big screen has a game on. But coming to this club before 7:30 pm is a hit or miss affair.…

Dancer's Elite

Atlanta, Georgia

Things seem to have settled back...

Things seem to have settled back into the usual routine here. No further signs of Atlanta'a finest. The actual stage dancing remains essentially non-existent, but the "table dances" at the bar can be a very…

Bucks Platinum Columbus

Columbus, Ohio

I stopped at this club while...

I stopped at this club while on business and should have known something was up when I realized how close it was to the airport. The girls when I was there were not very…

Electric Blue Cafe

Tolland, Connecticut

The 8 rating is for the...

The 8 rating is for the girls and relaxed atmosphere. It would be higher if the owner put a couple of dollars into the lap dance room. Spent part of Wednesday afternoon and…

La Chambre

Detroit, Michigan

nice seedy club thats got a...

nice seedy club thats got a few 8-9s lots of 5-7s and some chunkers. the vip area is semi secluded with some high mileage girls working it to the limit. this place is…

Rick's Cabaret

Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

The actual size of the club...

The actual size of the club is not very large, but after 7pm this place has a large selection of dancers to choose from. They aren't models but some of them look really good.…

Centerfold Lounge Detroit

Detroit, Michigan

Back at the Centerfold again, first...

Back at the Centerfold again, first time in a while. Pretty much the same, great rock music, they don't play any rap, hip-hop or techno, so if you are looking for those, this isn't…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

Went early on a Saturday night,...

Went early on a Saturday night, Club has multiple stages and lots of dancers making the rounds, although they didn't ask me about dances. Bar service was good, but the bathroom is downstairs at…

Cafe Atlantis

Mississauga, Ontario

Went to this club with high...

Went to this club with high expectations. I was largely ignored by the girls. Although I got a great high mileage dance with a skinny girl (not my type), I was largely ignored…

Dream Palace

Tempe, Arizona

At first entering this place the...

At first entering this place the doorman was kind of rude and this could have been due to the previous customers entering. Kinda drunk and obnoxious. Should have been a clue. Anyway, paid the cover,…

Diamond Dolls

Pompano Beach, Florida

I made a stop by here...

I made a stop by here based on the most recent review. I just happened to be in the area. I got there just after they opened, about 11:45 AM. I was the only customer,…

Club Rock-Za

Honolulu, Hawaii

Was here on a weekday in...

Was here on a weekday in February. There was no cover in the afternoon. This place is a ripoff like the others in Honolulu. Girls dance in front of you on a stage and you…

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

I has been about three years...

I has been about three years since I visited this place. On the spur of the moment, I decided to check it out yesterday. I arived about 5:30 p.m. and it was a bit slow.…

Danzer's Show Club

Lafayette, Indiana

Ok, I have visited Danzer's about...

Ok, I have visited Danzer's about 3 times in the last 6 months and this review is based on a combination of all of those visits. I generally agree with the previous reviews. First, the bar…

Volcanic Eruptions

Pomona, New Jersey

Visited the club yesterday afternoon. Steady...

Visited the club yesterday afternoon. Steady improvement since they opened days last year. The day operation is managed by the Playhouse in Burlington NJ, Rated as one of the top 10 clubs in the USA.…

Vixens Ybor Strip

Tampa, Florida

What a disappointment. After reading all...

What a disappointment. After reading all the good reviews I was excited to visit YS on a recent trip to Tampa. I went on a Wednesday night. There were 12-15 girls working and only ONE…

Hotties

Beaverton, Oregon

I was aware of this place...

I was aware of this place since they opened 2-3 years ago but had never been inside. I went in on a weekday afternoon. There are two stages, with one in action while…

Chapeau Vert Lounge

Detroit, Michigan

Never, ever go to this club...

Never, ever go to this club during the afternoon. Second visit and it was worse than the first Thursday afternoon around 4:30. Except for a couple old guys with ugly dancers the place…

Treasures Houston

Houston, Texas

I finally visited Treasures tonight (3/18)...

I finally visited Treasures tonight (3/18) for the first time. After all the hype I had read here, I was expecting to be blown away. Initially, I was not. I went in with a friend…

Sundowner

Niagara Falls, Ontario

Everytime I am in Niagara Falls,...

Everytime I am in Niagara Falls, I always stop by. This time I spend almost two afternoon/evenings there. During the day, most of the girls averaged from a 5 to 9. When the night shift…

Sundowner

Niagara Falls, Ontario

Was here on 2-27-04 (Friday) and...

Was here on 2-27-04 (Friday) and club was full of energy. Got 4 dances from a 12 (on a scale from 1-10) Czech babe. Long blonde hair, around 30 (looks 20) usually wears white.…

State Line Showgirls

Post Falls, Idaho

I visited the club recently and...

I visited the club recently and had a much better time than I was expecting. I usually just watch stage shows and tip at the rail and don't bother with the private dances because…

Seductions International Gentlemen's Club

Niagara Falls, Ontario

I was here last August and...

I was here last August and not much has changed. I was there last Saturday and the girls were rated from about a 4 to 6. Not really much to look at. I went right…

Seductions International Gentlemen's Club

Niagara Falls, Ontario

Was there on 2-27-04, Friday around...

Was there on 2-27-04, Friday around 6:00PM. Bad time was there between the shifts, about 15 patrons and 10 girls. Got a few lapdances, offered the usual extras but declined. It seems that almost…

Front Room

So Cal help needed here...

Okay..I thought I'd ask the experts. My father-in-law's 50th birthday is this weekend. He's a regular (2-3 days per week) visitor of the Orange County strip clubs, but we're hoping to do a "LA strip club tour" in a limo…

Front Room

Some quotes about EXTRAS in strip clubs

"I'm not lover but I can tell you that extras happen all the time. Sorry you feel the truth will cause you to lose your job. Start saving. That's something dancers always forget to do.

Front Room

Strippers' Assets

Would you consider a woman who wasn't 36-24-36, but was more ruebenesque, could do a great dance, and had an excellent personality better? I'm not a stripper, but I am interested in getting into the field, and the only…

Front Room

What more (or less) do you want from a strip club ?

Aside from the obvious, of course. The reason I ask, is that my favorite little local joint has made some changes in the last few months. They've added a few extra rooms with pool tables, etc, and they have just…