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Centerfolds Houston

Houston, Texas

Got in to Houston from NYC...

Got in to Houston from NYC last week, took a client to Centerfolds, had a dancer named "Forrest" tall blonde, great body, sexy dancer, and unusual for a dancer, this lady is smart, the client…

Fantails Adult Show Club

Forestbrook, South Carolina

I visited Fantails on a Thursday...

I visited Fantails on a Thursday during a recent trip to Myrtle Beach. After reading about it, I really wanted to try it. This day there were more dancers than customers, but I observed a…

Larry Flynt's Hustler Club

Washington Park, Illinois

Very good club. attractive girls....

Very good club. attractive girls. I only recognized 2 or 3 girls from my last trip to stl in january. But they were still quality. full without being packed. You…

Cheetahs Gentlemen's Club

Sunnyvale, California

This is the only fully nude...

This is the only fully nude club in Sunnyvale. Starting at the door, searches do happen. On one hand, this is good, because it eases trouble in the club. On the other hand, I…

Lipstick

Lafayette, Louisiana

A rather large but neglected club....

A rather large but neglected club. I was there about 9 on Friday night and things were slow. There were maybe 10 girls, a couple of waitresses and about 10 customers, it seemed quite empty…

Shakers Gentlemen's Club

Lincoln, Nebraska

This is the best club in...

This is the best club in the Midwest. Dancers travel form all over to book here, as well as the showcasing gorgeous sexy local talent. Known as the "MidWests' Feature Headquarters", it provides exciting…

Deja Vu Showgirls Springfield

Springfield, Illinois

Part 2 of my review. ...

Part 2 of my review. Smoke and noise aren't too bad, for a club. Enjoyable conversation is hampered by the constant demand from the waitresses to buy another $5 refill for your dancer.…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

Visited for the first time on...

Visited for the first time on Thursday night. Parking lot was kinda full even though the club wasn't. Cover charge only $7.00 Friendly and professional staff. The nude room as open but no separate…

Safari Show Club

Portland, Oregon

New management, new decorations and inside,...

New management, new decorations and inside, great staff, cool bouncers. Yep, everything about Doc's is gone, thank goodness. The place was a dump, but not anymore! Claude, Mgr, is very good, and…

Seductions International Gentlemen's Club

Niagara Falls, Ontario

Men! If you are an...

Men! If you are an old geezer like me, you know it's often hard to get a "gusher" going in the 3 minutes allotted. Don't worry! Just look for a tall, lanky…

Roxy Showgirls

Toledo, Ohio

I liked this place when I...

I liked this place when I was there several months ago and it's even better now. There is plenty of well lighted parking in the lot. The remodeled interior of the club is very nice…

King of Diamonds Gentlemen’s Club

Inver Grove Heights, Minnesota

Drove there on Monday, did'nt know...

Drove there on Monday, did'nt know it was closed Mondays. Nice looking building and well lit parking lot.

The Gentlemen's Club

Los Angeles, California

I suppose I should have listened...

I suppose I should have listened to the previous reviewers. I had never been to this club before, so I had nothing to compare it to, but I found the experience to be less…

Jay Jay's Inn

Mississauga, Ontario

Large room, not all that difficult...

Large room, not all that difficult to find. Women were atrocious, but not overly aggressive. Fairly secluded VIP area, but no takers. Molson Canadian $4.50. Large, poorly lit stage is flanked…

Deja Vu Showgirls Springfield

Springfield, Illinois

DV can be both wonderful and...

DV can be both wonderful and frustrating. Its biggest strength is that the girls are almost all very pleasant, and some of them have very nice personalities and are fun to talk with.…

The Library Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Went to Cheetah's straight from the...

Went to Cheetah's straight from the airport on a Thursday afternoon. Arrived at 4:00 PM, no cover until 8:00 PM and lap dances in main room and on sofa's up front only $10 from…

Brass Rail Tavern

Toronto, Ontario

Attractive and comfortable club in the...

Attractive and comfortable club in the heart of downtown Toronto. Lots of suits in attendance. Major league babes. First rate lighting and sound system. In the hour I was there, I was…

Showcase Theater

Beltsville, Maryland

Club is nothing to speak of,...

Club is nothing to speak of, but the dancers and dances are well worth the visit. For people from out of town, this is the closest good lapdance club to DC (and you can count on…

Great Alaskan Bush Company

Phoenix, Arizona

Stopped by on a Thursday around...

Stopped by on a Thursday around happy hour based on previous reviews posted. Really a tale of 2 clubs. The topless/alcohol permitted side was dead! No one dancing, 2 either early pregnanat…

Christies Cabaret

Tempe, Arizona

Very nice club. Door man...

Very nice club. Door man ushered us right to the front. Drink prices are pretty steep (over $5 per beer). The dancers cross the main stage at a quick pace with 2…

On The Border

Franklin, Wisconsin

I have been going to OTB...

I have been going to OTB every so often over the past several years. I went last Thursday night and a feature entertainer was performing. I was charged only a $5 cover. As described previously,…

Shotgun Willie's

Glendale, Colorado

went in agian, but this time...

went in agian, but this time i seen gabriella, she has natural brest, nice body, and very good looking. got a privte dance from her, unlike the review before this one, was not air…

Anthony's Showplace

Nashville, Tennessee

Went to Anthony's last night while...

Went to Anthony's last night while in Nashville on a business trip. Thought I would try several of the city's clubs. Actually was trying to get into Deja Vu's but couldn't find a parking space.…

Vixens Ybor Strip

Tampa, Florida

Excellent club. I always feel...

Excellent club. I always feel welcome here. The girls all know my name and are very friendly. I like the laid back atmosphere where the focus is on the customer not the…

Pope's

Palm Springs, California

Pope's is in a hard-to-find part...

Pope's is in a hard-to-find part of town, not far from the Palm Springs airport off of Ramon. The outside looks like a dive, limited parking. The place was empty on a Thursday…

King of Diamonds Gentlemen’s Club

Inver Grove Heights, Minnesota

Just an update to my last...

Just an update to my last review, prices have gone up. Soda is now $5.50 and beer is $6. From 3:30 to 5 is no admission and $1 drinks. Girls come on…

Hot Seat

Portsmouth, Virginia

Nice place. The girls are pretty, the...

Nice place. The girls are pretty, the place is clean, and the atmosphere is friendly. Lap dances are $10 (per song) + $2 for the jukebox. You may touch the girls everywhere except the breasts and…

Spearmint Rhino

Boise, Idaho

Visted in mid April '04, friday...

Visted in mid April '04, friday night. No pasties, bikini only. Entry was $5. 2 pool tables. 3 for 40 dance specials often during the night. Good mileage for Boise. A…

OG Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

Delayed from a visit during football...

Delayed from a visit during football season: Another football night and again I was on my way toward the front door. Being rather shy growing up, I felt a slightly naughty tingle as I entered.…

Cabaret Club

El Paso, Texas

It's pretty much status quo at...

It's pretty much status quo at the Cabaret. It's hard to believe that only 20 months ago that dances were only $5. But if you have to stay on this side of the…

Centerfold's Cabaret

Phoenix, Arizona

Visited on Thursday evening, April 8th....

Visited on Thursday evening, April 8th. Briana Banks was the featured performer, paid cover charge of $10. The place was full-house, but not overly packed. Drinks were around $4 for beer and $5 for mixed.…

Bare Assets

Holiday, Florida

A correction to my last posting....

A correction to my last posting. Apparently they put the curtains up in the daytime, and take them down during the evening shift. The daytime is calmer and I guess the customers are…

Rick’s Cabaret

Chicago, Illinois

I travel to Chicago regularly and...

I travel to Chicago regularly and visit VIP’s often. I understand the reasons behind some of the negative reviews of this club. However, I have had a great time there on many occasions. Let’s…

Club Paradise

Toronto, Ontario

Arrived around 9:45 on Saturday night...Club...

Arrived around 9:45 on Saturday night...Club is located less than 1 block west of Landsdowne...Not the best of neighbourhoods, but...Was very surprised to pay a $2 cover and was seated promptly by a Doorman...Waitress was…

Club Fantasies

Providence, Rhode Island

A lot has changed in the...

A lot has changed in the last few months for this place. The increase in price for a dance from $25 to $30. Also the cost of most beverages has gone up also.…

Teddies

Bridgeport, Connecticut

Don't bother showering before you go...

Don't bother showering before you go to this one, because you'll want to shower afterwards anyway! This club is pretty dim. The girls are all either black or Hispanic and looking to please. Within…

Scores Chicago Strip Club

Stone Park, Illinois

I personally think this is the...

I personally think this is the best club in Chicagoland. The club is extremely well done, very nice looking inside. And that's not even mentioning the ladies that work there. I love…

Rick's

Seattle, Washington

I rate this club a 9...

I rate this club a 9 because I couldn't find a better club in the Seattle area. Vancouver is much, much worse. Compared to Toronto, Detroit, LA, etc., this club is still OK…

Déjà Vu Seattle

Seattle, Washington

Visit Deja Vu in downtown Seattle...

Visit Deja Vu in downtown Seattle a couple months ago on a saturday night. I didn't have a car so I was limited in my available clubs to visit. The girls are about…

Platinum Plus

West Columbia, South Carolina

I went to the club last...

I went to the club last Fri nite as Selena who I saw there on Thurs nite told me she would be there on Fri and since I didn't get any dances from her on…

Hip Hugger

Kokomo, Indiana

I rated this one as 8...

I rated this one as 8 only because they go topless only. Could have easily been a 9 if they danced nude. I suppose local ordinances keep that from happening. :-( This place could also…

Gatsby's Pub South

Canton, Ohio

What can you say about Gatsby's...

What can you say about Gatsby's but wow... hot women in a not-great atmosphere. This place COULD be the ultimate. Yes I did give it an 8. I did it because the…

Pure Gold of Raleigh

Cary, North Carolina

This club has improved since my...

This club has improved since my last visit. Parking is still valet only in the lot but you can park for free across the street at the train station. It's a members only or guest…

C.W.'s

Akron, Ohio

I stop in Party Time periodically....

I stop in Party Time periodically. Very much a hole in the wall with dancers. Often one reasonable good looking 7 but mostly low scoring girls. The last time I was in…

Visions

New Orleans, Louisiana

Very cool place. 5-7 minutes...

Very cool place. 5-7 minutes from downtown via cab. Local type joint that is really a big bar, but VERY hot girls..several 10s (3-4) and never would have expected it from looking at the place…

Gold Club Centerfolds

Rancho Cordova, California

An excellent club, if a little...

An excellent club, if a little hard to find. Apparently the city zoning laws don't allow large signs for strip clubs. The inside is large, but even so on some nights it's hard to…

Golden Horseshoe Club

Ranson, West Virginia

I was in the area (about...

I was in the area (about 25 miles away) and after a zip code search I decided I'd try out this club. There was good reference to a decent crowd on a Wednesday night…

Cabaret

Kingston, Pennsylvania

This club varies greatly at times....

This club varies greatly at times. Lately it has been pretty good with some nice, friendly dancers. They are open on Sunday from 7PM to 2AM so that is a plus also.…

Perfect 10 Men's Club

Austin, Texas

Went in on a recent Friday...

Went in on a recent Friday afternoon. Upscale club and a nice looking buffet lunch. Lots of good looking women and a great party underway. Enjoyed the dollar dances and had very…

Dollie's Playhouse

East St. Louis, Illinois

Stopped by Dollies again last weekend,...

Stopped by Dollies again last weekend, and the calibur of girls on a Friday night is a lot better than it used to be. Don't get me wrong, its still nowhere near as good as…

Pure Diamonds

Portsmouth, Virginia

If you don't mind thugs in...

If you don't mind thugs in the parking lot who want to harass you and rip you off, this club might be for you. Here's my 2nd review of this club and I'm bringing…

Headliners

Greenville, Pennsylvania

This place is just great. ...

This place is just great. The girls are friendly (most of them), and absolutely gorgeous. My favorite was Savannah, who is radiant. The dances are definitely well worth the money, and not…

Heavenly Bodies

Elk Grove Village, Illinois

I went last night, gotta say...

I went last night, gotta say this club is so afraid of LE even the upstairs rules have changed. No one was breaking any rules here to begin with. HB's is hurting in…

Dancin' Bare

Portland, Oregon

If you want to hang out...

If you want to hang out in a bar/restaurant/pool hall that happens to have some naked women hanging around, this is the club for you. I visited Dancin' Bare with my wife and a few other…

Kitchen Cafe-Gentlemen's Club

Newington, Connecticut

Some decent looking girls, and since...

Some decent looking girls, and since it's a juice bar you can still smoke here. Cover is a bit pricey at $10+ depending on the night, but does include admission to the topless/liquor side next…

Foxy Lady

Raleigh, North Carolina

Save your money for a better...

Save your money for a better strip club. This place disappointed me. The girls are very average looking, and not very friendly. The one lapdance I did get was uninspired. When I was there the…

Wild Goose

Del Aire, California

The women of the wild goose...

The women of the wild goose range from decent to hot. There are a few career wild goose dancers who are ugly. You just have to take the good with the bad. Recently, they have…

Allstar's Gentlemens Club

Northlake, Illinois

Stopped by Allstars a few days...

Stopped by Allstars a few days ago. This time, this is definitely on. Started with a few dances with multiple dancers. Was chatting with V during one of the dances and she suggested champagne room, with a…

Adelita Bar

Tijuana, Baja California

Definitely a lower rating if you...

Definitely a lower rating if you are looking for a strip club..this is definitely a place to go if you are looking to get laid, not get lap dances. The girls are pretty attractive,…

Treasures Houston

Houston, Texas

I made it to Treasures again...

I made it to Treasures again on Sunday. I was able to stay longr this time and made it over in the evening (9 - 11). $10 cover and beers were $7.50 each. Not…

Platinum Plus

West Columbia, South Carolina

This is the best strip club...

This is the best strip club close to Atlanta ;) I went there last Saturday and had a great time. The girls are friendly, the contact is extremely high. You can find…

Tootsie's Cabaret

Miami, Florida

Visited on a Monday night, which...

Visited on a Monday night, which was slow for Tootsie's, although for most clubs in America, it would have been busy. Compared to my last time, I was a little disappointed. Quality of…

Teasers Men's Club

Durham, North Carolina

I went to Teasers Men's Club...

I went to Teasers Men's Club last night. Had a fantastic time. There were several ladies working and I was attracted to the two blondes. Jenna and Jessica. I received couch dances from…

Hip Hugger

Kokomo, Indiana

I've been to this club...

I've been to this club many times. (I only go because my boyfriend and his friends think that this club is great) I never have that good of a time here. First of all,…

Playmates

Cocoa, Florida

Being fortunate enough to have the...

Being fortunate enough to have the opportunity to visit Orlando in early May 2004, I had to do my research. When I heard that this joint was populated with "fat chicks" immediately it became a…

Dreams

Detroit, Michigan

Went on a Tuesday evening. ...

Went on a Tuesday evening. Today was quieter than most. Most of the girls stayed with their regulars but were friendly. I'll try again soon. No dances. Fyi, you can…

Palazio Cabaret

Austin, Texas

By Austin standards not bad not...

By Austin standards not bad not great. Probably the nicest club in terms of the building. Fewer girls than ideal and a mix ranging from 5-9. Had a good time with a…

Bobby's Bar

Melrose Park, Illinois

I had another hit at Bobby's...

I had another hit at Bobby's last month. I went there the Thursday before Good Friday. Got there around 9:00pm. There were probably 8-9 girls. Two or three hotties. One girl came up to us…

Wiggles

Rockledge, Florida

As the previous reviewer mentioned, the...

As the previous reviewer mentioned, the one thing that this place has going for it is that it is the best value in the area. There was no cover charge, no valet parking, no coat…

Charisma

Stoughton, Massachusetts

For a pretty small club, they...

For a pretty small club, they do pretty good business. The quality of the girls ranges from pretty mediocre to pretty hot. Unfotunately, the "private" dances are all done right out with all…

Roxy

Victorville, California

I don't usually visit bikini clubs,...

I don't usually visit bikini clubs, but I was in the Hesperia area recently so I gave it a try. Planet Rock has the feel of a local bar, with girls in bikinis thrown in.…

Lamplighter Lounge

St. Paul, Minnesota

If you don't expect much, you...

If you don't expect much, you won't be disappointed. The bartender looked better than the dancers. Dances are $5, $10 and $20 and are fully clothed.

Gold Cup

Houston, Texas

This was known as a hot...

This was known as a hot club for awhile. Now it is more of a teaser club, much like the clubs were in the 80's and early '90's. Went on a Monday night.…

Aloha Glorya's Gentlemen's Club

Pueblo, Colorado

I haven't been to this club...

I haven't been to this club in a while but I enjoyed my previous visits. This girls are average with some that were beautiful. The really hot ones tended to give most of their attention…

Club Sensations

Wichita, Kansas

Went on a Monday night. ...

Went on a Monday night. My first visit to Club Sensations. Not very impressed. Was a very slow night and everyone seemed down, no excitement here. Dancers ranged from 2 to…

Fox's

Tacoma, Washington

Okay....The Booths are....AWESOME!!!!!!!! I was in on...

Okay....The Booths are....AWESOME!!!!!!!! I was in on Saturday and WOW those day girls know how to give you "BANG" for your buck. If your generous they'll be generous right back. I will cum and…

Christie's Cabaret Phoenix

Phoenix, Arizona

This club is mindblowing for an...

This club is mindblowing for an Arizona club. It's the best one there. There were at least 50 girls there. I would say that there were 10's the majority were 8's and…

Hollywood Cabaret

Southington, Connecticut

This is for dancers: this is...

This is for dancers: this is a nice place to work, even if you've never danced before. There are no poles, they are very flexible with schedules, you can wear anything you want (topless…

Hawaii Theatre

City of Industry, California

I went to the club on...

I went to the club on a Tuesday night for the first time. I wan't sure what to expect on a "slow" night, but had a free pass from Tropical Lei and HT was one…

The Library Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

I think this is what a...

I think this is what a Vegas strip club is supposed to be......not the multi-million dollar building, but just a place to find the right girl and have fun. I did and spent way…

Emperors

Jacksonville, Florida

There is a new twist to...

There is a new twist to this place now. After the first song, clothes may come off from the dancer. Nice addition. The girls are still the best. There is a new girl who has…

Vixens Ybor Strip

Tampa, Florida

Went to YS last week, mid...

Went to YS last week, mid week. It was kinda slow, only about 6,7 girls. Mostly average looking, pretty, but not hot. It's lighter and brighter than most clubs. The most annoying thing about the…

Show Case Gentlemens Club

Huntsville, Alabama

Don't even bother. Girls are...

Don't even bother. Girls are nasty. Service and management lousy. what a waste. Try Visions next door

Foxy Lady

Providence, Rhode Island

I paid the $10 admission, which...

I paid the $10 admission, which I think is a bit high for a Tuesday night, and was immediately faced with a girl selling beer from a tub of ice. I bought a bottle…

The Go-Go Rama

Laurence Harbor, New Jersey

Got a chance to drop by...

Got a chance to drop by on a Sunday afternoon. Being my first visit I appreciated the information I got from this website on the numbering system. After getting my numbers I enjoyed the…

Uncle Buck's Boobie Bungalow

Huntsville, Alabama

Visions and Jimmy's are the top...

Visions and Jimmy's are the top clubs in Huntsville by far. Better chance of seeing top girls at Visions. Don't even think about going to the bar next door...Showcase...it totally sucked. Visions…

Diamond Cabaret

Sauget, Illinois

Went to a Cardinals game with...

Went to a Cardinals game with some friends recently on a Friday night. After the game they wanted to head to Diamond. I warned them but they didn't listen and I wasn't driving. Once again,…

OG Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

The club has 5 stages, each...

The club has 5 stages, each with 10-12 seats right up against it. On a Monday night, only one of the stages was in use. There were at least 15 girls working and…

Augie's

Minneapolis, Minnesota

went to augies on a sunday.between...

went to augies on a sunday.between 5-6 they dont charge a cover.After 6 they charge 5 dollars.Beer between 5 - 8 MGD 3.50 Corona $4.25.Lap Dances are 20 dollars per song which is a bargain…

Satin Doll

Providence, Rhode Island

I visited the Satin Doll on...

I visited the Satin Doll on 5/18 and was very impressed. The decor hasn't changed but the increase in seating capacity was much improved. I've always thought of this place as a hidden jewel; all…

Allstar's Gentlemens Club

Northlake, Illinois

Went there at lunch the other...

Went there at lunch the other day. The place was pretty slow but to be expected for the time of day. There was about 10-12 women working the floor when we arrived.…

Dr. Don's Famous Door

Jackson, Michigan

Recently took a trip that required...

Recently took a trip that required me to pass through Jackson MI. While there, I figured I'd stop by this place. I arrived a little after 5 and the place had just opened.…

Déjà Vu Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

What can I say? The...

What can I say? The club isn't exactly the nicest place I've ever been. Some of the girls are real dogs. There's no liquor inside and the cover charge is expensive. However, other…

Rick's Cabaret Indianapolis

Indianapolis, Indiana

This used to be one of...

This used to be one of the nicest clubs in Indy. Management changes over the last few years have not been good for the club. More "young punks" frequent the club than in…

Babe's Gentlemen's Club

Atlantic City, New Jersey

visited 5-14=04 $5 entry fee included...

visited 5-14=04 $5 entry fee included fist beer(nice).I was greeted by a lovely girl named Destiny who used to dance in the area in the mid 90's .Things were looking up .Several couples in attendance…

Amanda's Place

Warr Acres, Oklahoma

Worst excuse for a strip club...

Worst excuse for a strip club I have ever seen. Pay your door fee, order a beer and watch some fat girls sit on the bar stools and play video games.

Teasers Men's Club

Durham, North Carolina

Would like to highly recommend Teasers...

Would like to highly recommend Teasers to all on this site. It is a fantastic club, great atmosphere and beautiful ladies. They are very friendly and you will enjoy the time you spend…

Atlantis Gentlemen's Club

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

I keep thinking this place has...

I keep thinking this place has unrealized potential. There are usually plenty of really good looking dancers working, at least two dancing at a time, sometimes three, rotating around the large stage which pretty…

Rick's

Seattle, Washington

Still one of the best places...

Still one of the best places to visit and get some good dance. Last visit was a few weeks ago. Spent most of my time with two enhanced, naughty, and willing girls.…

Front Room

Clients bringing food.

OK boys and girls. Last place I worked, there was one guy in particular who brought pastries (not pasties) for some of the girls. I won't touch them and he was insulted. What would you have done?

Henry the VIII Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

I don't know what the story...

I don't know what the story is on the cover charge here. It's been different every time I have gone. Last week it was $5. Drinks are still ridiculously expensive for the dive this place…

Front Room

Strange happening

Has anyone ever had a dancer claim to you that you were HERS, and no one else could dance for you? Happened to me, and seemed quite strange.

Front Room

Dancers' Drinks - A Rip-Off??!!

Most of the time after buying the drinks for the dancers, they're nowhere to be seen! Occasionally, coming back and have sips, and going away, and so on........

Front Room

A question for customers who PAY STRIPPERS FOR CONVERSATION

I have questions for customers who PAY STRIPPERS FOR CONVERSATION - why aren't more of you ADMITTING that you PAY STRIPPERS FOR CONVERSATION? Would you pay a stripper for conversation if you KNEW she had been FUCKED FOR…

Front Room

How do you get a customer to buy a dance?

I was sitting with a dancer the other day and we were talking about how it's been a slow spring for her and the club she works at. The other day there were only a a handful of customers,…