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How much do you drop?

For those of you not to embarassed to tell, how much do you spend on a normal night out to a club? Do you have a credit card specifically for "entertainment capital"? Personally, I don't go unless I've got a…

Thee Dollhouse Myrtle Beach

North Myrtle Beach, South Carolina

Looks like I have to drop...

Looks like I have to drop them a point this year. We went on a Friday nite and got there about 9. Pretty quiet for this place. Usually standing room only on the weekend, but…

Mons Venus

Tampa, Florida

Really a 9 plus once I...

Really a 9 plus once I met my match. Hot, little Vietnamese with blond highlights and a killer body who just loved to rub and get close. She was feeling the love and so was…

Baby Dolls

New Carlisle, Ohio

This is a GREAT club. ...

This is a GREAT club. I agreed with all of the recent posts. The only negative is the dark lighting, laser beam lights that can be blinding, and the music can be too…

Barbarella's

Ottawa, Ontario

Great club...beautiful girls every night...champagne rooms...

Great club...beautiful girls every night...champagne rooms are a must to ensure a fun night. Food is very good. Worth a return visit every time I'm in town.

Deja Vu Showgirls Nashville

Nashville, Tennessee

The Vu has always been my...

The Vu has always been my favorite in Nashville, and it can be great but is not right now. Nashville needs a new influx of talent. Sam tired old routine and same old bad bouncer…

Vixens Ybor Strip

Tampa, Florida

Went in after the Lightning game...

Went in after the Lightning game 1 for attitude readjustment, and achieved partial success. Multiple aggressive pounces on me before I even sat down. That tells that the population is not all beauties,…

Vixens Ybor Strip

Tampa, Florida

Had a great time at the...

Had a great time at the club on a recent weekday night. I saw some more tantalizing new faces while kicking back at the stage for a good hour. "Deanna", new from Deja Vu was…

Rick's

Seattle, Washington

Had another great day shift experience,...

Had another great day shift experience, from about 4 til 5 pm. Amanda was her normal wonderful self. Also spent some time with Ireland, who left my very happy. Both girls highly…

Cheaters

Providence, Rhode Island

stopped by Monday afternoon...incredible laps in...

stopped by Monday afternoon...incredible laps in the nude room...made up for the fact that the average girl was about a 7...most girls were Brazilian but don't overlook the girls from the island of Puerto Rico...and…

Xposed Gentlemens Club & WetSpot Bikini Bar

Canoga Park, California

What a dump, bunch of unattractive...

What a dump, bunch of unattractive girls and they don't strip till you start throwin money at their ugly asses, go next door for two dollar beers at the bar, the only good part!

Spearmint Rhino

City of Industry, California

One word: MILEAGE. Seriously, I thought I've...

One word: MILEAGE. Seriously, I thought I've been to some pretty wild clubs, but SRI tops them all. You will not find a club with more mileage, not even the big name Vegas clubs. We went…

Market Street Cinema

San Francisco, California

After the recent police busts this...

After the recent police busts this place has slowed down some but it still OK. If anything it is more of a buyers marker for us. Stay away from the women who hang…

Pure Gold of Raleigh

Cary, North Carolina

Visited this club in early May...

Visited this club in early May and have visited on and off for several years. As this is one of the few clubs in the area, they do a pretty good business. Unfortunately, they really…

Jet Strip

Inglewood, California

This club is nearly empty all...

This club is nearly empty all the time except on Sunday and Monday evenings when there is a 20 dollar dance special.

Cat Walk

Columbus, Georgia

Went to the Cat Walk on...

Went to the Cat Walk on a Tuesday around 9:00. First of all this is NOT a nude club. A local advised that no clubs in Columbus are all nude due to some crap the…

Fox's

Tacoma, Washington

Went to Foxes on a Sunday...

Went to Foxes on a Sunday afternoon. Mildly disappointed, since I did not see any dancers who I'd had the pleasure of having danced for me in the past. Think I'll stick to…

The Outhouse

Lawrence, Kansas

Well, I finally got to visit...

Well, I finally got to visit the legendary Outhouse. I'd never been to a BYOB place before, and let me say that I was pleasantly surprised. The place is a bit minimalist decor wise, but…

Cadillac Lounge

Providence, Rhode Island

You would never know it if...

You would never know it if you read the crap posted on this site's chat board but Cadillac is still a great club. Daytime girls are by far the friendliest in RI. Dances have gone…

Emigrante Gentlemen's Club

Newark, New Jersey

If this club is any indication,...

If this club is any indication, I will stick with going to the Ironbound section of Newark, a great neighborhood, for good food rather than go-go bars. Despite going with a friend who claimed to really…

Expose

Austin, Texas

Was in there 5/15. Crowded, but...

Was in there 5/15. Crowded, but parking guys pretty good, and then inside hit with $10 cover, didn't realize there was a "fight" on HBO. (I don't get this aspect of strip joints, but...) Girls…

The Library Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Went to Cheetahs on Thursday night....

Went to Cheetahs on Thursday night. Good number of girls. Not too crowded. There was a wide assortment of girls. Every size and shape you could imagine. Dances were high…

Treasures Houston

Houston, Texas

Stopped by here one night last...

Stopped by here one night last week and noticed that the action had dropped off considerably. Anyone know if LE has turned up the heat?

Landing Strip

Mississauga, Ontario

Good club near the airport. Walking...

Good club near the airport. Walking distance from a bunch of hotels. The girls are friendly, they all seem to come from Eastern Europe. They've raised the prices since i was in last to $20CDN…

Rick's

Seattle, Washington

Another weekday afternoon venture into Ricks....

Another weekday afternoon venture into Ricks. First time I've seen the high backed benches to the left of the main stage. Great idea. About 20 girls present, all the usual suspects.…

Rick's

Seattle, Washington

Went recently again. Went right to...

Went recently again. Went right to the VIP room and got a french lesson from a hot blonde with nice fake tits she reached up my shorts and started rubbing me before the first dance…

Mardi Gras Lounge

Atlanta, Georgia

I have to confess to being...

I have to confess to being a regular at Mardi Gras. Atlanta has many many clubs to choose from and I've tried most. First of all you have to understand that Atlanta is a strange…

Platinum Plus

West Columbia, South Carolina

Stopped by the club on Tues...

Stopped by the club on Tues of last week right after work to see Shadowcat who was in town for his monthly visit. I saw Lace while I was there & since she had given…

Platinum Plus

West Columbia, South Carolina

I stopped by this club twice...

I stopped by this club twice in March. The first was on a Sunday afternoon during Happy Hour (no cover, great drink prices, btw) and the next was on the following Thursday afternoon. The club…

Crazy Horse Too

Las Vegas, Nevada

Made it back for the first...

Made it back for the first time in a couple of years. The last time was very high mileage. I like to go during the day shift because girls can get away with…

The Landing Strip Lounge

Romulus, Michigan

Spent 2 hours in the middle...

Spent 2 hours in the middle of a Monday afternoon here. Results were very mixed. Allison was just OK, promised much more than her dance delivered while Alexia was fabulous. Bouncer continually came up the…

Show Girl Cabaret

Fort Worth, Texas

This club is now under new...

This club is now under new management, and they have made alot of changes with the looks of the building and the club. The drink prices are cheap, I had a good time and will

Playhouse Club

Romulus, Michigan

As foreshadowed, I paid another visit...

As foreshadowed, I paid another visit to the Play House. Once again, I had a great time with friendly people. I don't often recommend a dancer, as tastes vary too widely, but I…

OG Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

Visited OG based on all the...

Visited OG based on all the positive input. It was mostly what everyone said it would be. All the girls were very friendly. Even had some decent conversations with a couple. A lot of freedom…

Grandview Gentlemen's Club

Covington Township, Pennsylvania

made a detour to the Grandview...

made a detour to the Grandview on a recent business trip and needless to say it was worth the extra hour or so on the road. I'll have to make sure to schedule another…

Déjà Vu Lansing

Lansing, Michigan

I stumbled in last...

I stumbled in last night, Saturday, pretty much drunk off my ass. Cover was 25 bucks. At first, I thought it was a small club with one stage and a very large mirror,…

Déjà Vu Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

My review is a tale of...

My review is a tale of two cabbies. The first cabbie who drove me to Deja Vu was helpful and informative. The second cabbie conned me, oh well. You can benefit from my misfortune. I was…

Leopards Lounge

Windsor, Ontario

Was here on a Wednesday afternoon...

Was here on a Wednesday afternoon from about 12:30-3:30pm, and it was slow. There was a break of a song or two between dancers, maybe about 6 girls, one fairly busty blonde and the…

Mons Venus

Tampa, Florida

What can I say that hasn't...

What can I say that hasn't already been said. The girls in here are all in the 8-9 range and there are so many of them that it's difficult to keep track of them.…

Lace

West Nyack, New York

Went to Lace on Wednesday for...

Went to Lace on Wednesday for "Amateur Swimsuit Night." The house was packed, lots of dancers (pro's) as well as some participants. The setup is pretty basic - big square bar with one stage in…

Doll House

Atlanta, Georgia

One of my favorite clubs. ...

One of my favorite clubs. Not because of the beauty ... but for the bang for the buck. Prices are reasonable. Girls are decent, and you'll find one or two that are…

The Horse

Detroit, Michigan

Stopped by here on a uesdy...

Stopped by here on a uesdy afternoon for a couple beers and a couple dances. Girls ranged from 6 - 9+, about seven working. Sat for a while with very nice dancer, PJ.…

Bada Bing (was Planet Rock)

Barre, Vermont

Compared to the Montreal clubs (about...

Compared to the Montreal clubs (about 2 hours north) its over priced and the girls are a bit on the amateur side. But when you consider there are no other clubs in northern Vermont,…

Private Eyes

New York, New York

I'm in Long Island for the...

I'm in Long Island for the rest of the year and the past 2 days I've been in N.Y.C. I went to Private Eyes, and this place is pretty whack. The girls are…

Clermont Lounge

Atlanta, Georgia

This place is for "entertainment" only....

This place is for "entertainment" only. No sexuality! The girls have great attitudes and are a load of fun. But the fun won't make you lose your load. Most are old,…

Heavenly Bodies

Elk Grove Village, Illinois

Tiger blew me away so hot...

Tiger blew me away so hot and looks alot like Xtina but taller and better boobs too. Clean club and free beer what more can you ask for?

Heavenly Bodies

Elk Grove Village, Illinois

Had some time while I was...

Had some time while I was near O'Hare and made my way to HB's to see how the worlds longest remodeling project is going. I love the This Old House look, maybe they could be…

Henry the VIII South

Southgate, Michigan

Still the same, visited this week...

Still the same, visited this week and was treated <sarcasm> to having "Meat Loaf" as the DJ. What a farce. They really need to have him doing something he can handle, because the…

Electric Blue Cafe

Tolland, Connecticut

stopped by a few weeks ago...

stopped by a few weeks ago right at opening time. Was the only one there and talked with a fairly attractive larger than average blond whose name I can't remember - turns out we grew…

Centerfolds

San Francisco, California

If you're like me, you print...

If you're like me, you print out all Deja Vu's coupons for one neighborhood and then go sample the goods before committing to a club. In North Beach it's easy, and last night although the…

Vixens Ybor Strip

Tampa, Florida

Stopped by YS again Tuesday afternoon,...

Stopped by YS again Tuesday afternoon, to check the dayshift out, for a change of pace. Upon walking in, we found about 12 girls working, supported by Mike the DJ (go Bolts), Chuck, and…

Scarlett's Cabaret

Hallandale Beach, Florida

One of my favorite places to...

One of my favorite places to work. I love Scarlett's. After going all over the place dancing, I have to give Scarlett's a 10. Good girls, good management, specials and the vip speciality drink list…

Rooster's Barnyard

Doraville, Georgia

I hadn't been here for a...

I hadn't been here for a while. Same average dancers. Although only a 4, 5 or 6 in looks, many had interesting, friendly personalities. The place is definitely a dive but you…

Rick's

Seattle, Washington

Went to ricks for my friends...

Went to ricks for my friends bachelor party. It was alot of fun. Our group spen way too much money. Thats a good thing for the dancers though. The club was a little…

Rick's

Seattle, Washington

Another great afternoon at the best...

Another great afternoon at the best club in Seattle! The new layout is a tenfold improvement over the old one. As everyone else has said, the benches add a LOT of privacy.…

Liquid Assets

South Plainfield, New Jersey

All- Just for your information. They...

All- Just for your information. They have recently added a camera inside the backroom; it's a hidden camera. If you go into the back room there is a weird tree to the left of…

Pleasures

Wichita, Kansas

I just had to leave a...

I just had to leave a review for this crazy little club in Wichita Kansas. This strip club came with many suprises, but the biggest one being that the dancers dance completely nude on…

Omar's

Lansing, Michigan

I was there on a recent...

I was there on a recent Tuesday night, which must have been "National Firemen Go to the Strip Club Day". The place was knee-deep in emergency workers, and this became important after the 9PM…

The Pony

Davenport, Iowa

Of course I love Tuxedo's, I've...

Of course I love Tuxedo's, I've worked there for a year. I find that the girls are very friendly and for the most part really enjoy working there. There are a lot of…

Déjà Vu Lansing

Lansing, Michigan

DejaVu Showgirls is a little "prepackaged"...

DejaVu Showgirls is a little "prepackaged" - it could really be any nude Gentlemen's Club anywhere. The girls are attractive (but a bit pushy); the dances are a little scripted; and, the ambience is…

Imperial Showgirls

Anaheim, California

Stopped by here after getting off...

Stopped by here after getting off at the airport in Orange county. I paid my $10 cover and proceeded to head upstairs and picked out Janell or Janet for the VIP special. 4…

Cruisin' Chubbys Gentlemen's Club

Wisconsin Dells, Wisconsin

I visited Cruisin Chubbys for the...

I visited Cruisin Chubbys for the first time a couple of weeks ago on a Tuesday night. It was kind of a spur of the moment visit as I was driving through the area…

Goldrush Showbar

Atlanta, Georgia

Club sucks canal water. Every...

Club sucks canal water. Every dancer I met had some story and was only interested in what I had in my wallet and how they were going to get it. Almost every dancer…

Maximus Club

Austin, Texas

Spent a few nights here while...

Spent a few nights here while in Austin on business. Spoke with two managers who were both quite helpful in finding a companion for the evening. Had a great time with a dancer named Lea,…

Christies Cabaret

Tempe, Arizona

This club went to topless and...

This club went to topless and alcohol a few moths ago. Now that all the girls are used to the routine it is one of the best places to go in the Phoenix area.…

Déjà Vu Lake Station

Lake Station, Indiana

Usually stay away from clubs on...

Usually stay away from clubs on weekends but driving past I stopped at Lake Station for the first time in several years. Better than the last time when air dances were the norm.…

Camelot

Washington, D.C., District of Columbia

While in DC visited this club...

While in DC visited this club one evening. 2 story long narrow building with stage in the middle of one of the long walls and are well lit, the bar at the end of…

Lido Cabaret

Cocoa Beach, Florida

Not a bad place. Plenty...

Not a bad place. Plenty of girls, cheap dances ($10), decent grindage. No real knock-outs when I was there, but plenty of 7's.

Deja Vu Showgirls Springfield

Springfield, Illinois

This review is largely a vote...

This review is largely a vote for Michelle, who was just as good as I remembered from an earlier visit. There's nothing as hot as a young dancer who just oozes sensuality. Michelle does.…

Club Madonna

Miami Beach, Florida

I returned to this club for...

I returned to this club for the third time in three years. It varies greatly during slow times to busy times. Here is their strategy for a slow night 1. girl finds you at the…

Private Eyes

New York, New York

I went on a Thursday night,...

I went on a Thursday night, not too early, and I was literally the only guy in the club. You know that's a bad sign. The quality of the women was the obvious…

Dream Girls

Lake Station, Indiana

This club was really different. ...

This club was really different. Interesting enough to hang around a couple of hours, mostly watching; but disappointing when it comes to mileage and the overall experience I look for. First of all, no…

Vixens Ybor Strip

Tampa, Florida

Back in Tampa last weekend and...

Back in Tampa last weekend and had a great time at Ybor Strip. Dances from Nicole 7/10,Reena 8/10. Had spent time previously with Savannah 9/10 but still ATF from Heather. A number of new faces…

Rachel's Show Bar

Reynoldsburg, Ohio

Thought this club pretty much sucked....

Thought this club pretty much sucked. Dancers looked as thought they had been around the block a couple of times. Mostly 3-5's maybe, maybe one 6. Most were kind of pudgy. Very tiny stage where…

Treasures Houston

Houston, Texas

My first trip to Houston as...

My first trip to Houston as a hobbyist, and I chose the legendary Treasures... but not without my cabby AND the doorman at my hotel trying to steer me to the Men's Club... I told…

Teddies

Bridgeport, Connecticut

I thought my review of this...

I thought my review of this place was a little harsh, so I decided to give it another shot. Sorry I did. Last time I was there, there were at least a dozen dancers, today there…

City Limits Showgirls

Foothill Farms, California

On a tuesday got in with...

On a tuesday got in with a $5 coupon but you have to buy a $10 unlimited drink. Only 4 girls working, very slow after 5pm. One girl named Shay was great though,…

Rick's

Seattle, Washington

Rick's has lived up to its...

Rick's has lived up to its billing. I went on a Saturday night and the club was packed. There was an excellent variety of girls for every taste. There is not much conversation and alot…

Babylon

Austintown, Ohio

I was in there a couple...

I was in there a couple of weeks ago. It was the only action in the area and the drink prices were good. The place is nice enough as 1 half was going…

Jaguars

El Paso, Texas

In the club both Saturday and...

In the club both Saturday and Sunday. Saturday the club was packed and dances in VIP was not very rewarding as their was to many people around. On Sunday it was alot more quiet and…

The Palace Gentlemen's Club

San Antonio, Texas

The palace is the best strip...

The palace is the best strip club in San Antonio and one of the best I've ever been to.. I haven't been to very many but I can grade women, they don't get much better...…

Crazy Horse Too

Las Vegas, Nevada

One of the better clubs in...

One of the better clubs in Vegas, mileage isn't as high as it used to be and quality is down from 7-10 to 5-9. Probably due to the proliferation of strip clubs in Vegas.…

Club O

Homewood, Illinois

Good quality but light on quantity...

Good quality but light on quantity in a recent Friday early evening stop at Club O. It was very hard to get a dance. Just not enough girls working, and those that were might…

Front Room

If a stripper REFUSES to see you OUTSIDE THE CL UB, she probably DOES NOT TRUST

If a stripper REFUSES to tell you her REAL NAME then it is very likely that she DOES NOT TRUST YOU. I heard strippers and customers refer to each other as "FRIENDS" while at the same time the stripper…

Wild Wild Joker

Charleston, South Carolina

Was back in Charleston and went...

Was back in Charleston and went to check out the Joker. The girls (9 that night) on average were alright. There were 2 of the women who did not dance but worked the…

Treasures Houston

Houston, Texas

This club is a great place...

This club is a great place to visit, but it seems to be trying to clean up its image. There is now no lunchtime VIP room without a bottle. The downstairs action is…

Wiggles

Rockledge, Florida

I think I may be getting...

I think I may be getting Babes and the Inner Room II mixed up. The club to the west is hideous the club to the east is lots of fun with great girls and lots…

Vixens Ybor Strip

Tampa, Florida

Another GREAT night at the 'ol...

Another GREAT night at the 'ol YS! It was a treat to lap Anita again, as she truly does provide a top-notch, legal experience. She is highly recommended! More new talent in…

TD's Show Club East

Tucson, Arizona

I visited this place in late...

I visited this place in late afternoon on a weekday. It wasn't too crowded, and the "bouncer" was very pleasant. There were about six or seven girls walking around and one on the…

Upper Brass

Toronto, Ontario

Having been a staunch fan of...

Having been a staunch fan of the (lower) Brass Rail over the years, I finally decided to give the Upper Rail a try. The first difference between the two is the $20 cover charge.…

Rick's

Seattle, Washington

awesome girls, very casual. just always...

awesome girls, very casual. just always a bit crowded, I wished they'd get a bigger venue. Have had some REAL nice lap dances there. I'll tell ya. I had to stop by…

Cheaters

Cocoa Beach, Florida

This is a hideous place. The...

This is a hideous place. The lap room is closed during the day shift. I don't mind ugly girls along with high mileage but the day girls were double baggers and low mileage. I see…

Playpen

Melrose Park, Illinois

This fashion show place is pretty...

This fashion show place is pretty lame. I've never seen more than two girls here at any one time. Often the girls are more interested in talking than in doing shows for the…

Goldfinger Gentlemen's Club

Sunrise, Florida

I hadn't been to Goldfinger in...

I hadn't been to Goldfinger in months before returning this weekend to check things out. It was basically as I remembered it. The way to go is the Persian Room, it's an incredibly nice and…

Christie's Cabaret

Nashville, Tennessee

This is a very nice club....

This is a very nice club. The atmosphere is more classy than most of the clubs in the area. It is also one of the largest clubs in the area. I went…

Lookers

Fort Myers, Florida

I had fun with Isabel (high...

I had fun with Isabel (high mileage). Kathy, Angela and Amy are sweet but low mileage. The last couple of times I was there were large crowds, not normal for this town.

Lido Cabaret

Cocoa Beach, Florida

I had a wonderful time here....

I had a wonderful time here. The Lido is a great club with lots of lovely ladiess, some friction and lots of fun. We met a gorgeous set of young blond twins and passed them…

Fantails Adult Show Club

Forestbrook, South Carolina

Visited Fantials during a recent golf...

Visited Fantials during a recent golf trip to Myrtle with 3 buddies. We arrived at 10pm on a Saturday night and scoped it out. Stage is long, meaning there are plenty of spots…

Ten's Showclub

San Diego, California

I would have given this club...

I would have given this club a '1' if the staff there wasn't so damn nice. 11 PM on a Monday night, I enter the club and become their second patron. Big hint,…

Little Darlings

Lemon Grove, California

After a complete disaster at Ten's...

After a complete disaster at Ten's Showplace I ventured here. One word, oasis! Monday night, 11:45. Honestly, the club was slow. There were 5 dancers here too. One other patron…

Le Pigale

Gatineau, Quebec

This was a nice club. Lots...

This was a nice club. Lots of girls. There are a couple of stages, one large round one you can sit and tip the girls. It is different that there are slot (I said slot) machines…

Cafe Risque

Micanopy, Florida

I used to go here when...

I used to go here when I was a student up in Gainesville. For what it is, it's not bad. The girls are totally nude and a handful of the best are in the 7-8…

Front Room

How much is negotiable?

OK...I am not the most experienced guy when it comes to going to clubs, but I have been to my fair share over the years. I have always wondered if the price of table dances & private dances are…

Front Room

Wildest club in SF besides MBOT

Hey - any suggestions for a wild club in SF besides MBOT? Extras not neccessarily, but girls who 7-10, fully nude, and hands on laps (at least allowing touching top).