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Mardi Gras

Springfield, Massachusetts

Visited last week and things have...

Visited last week and things have truly changed. Aside from the new room being readied, the quality of girls has changed (slightly lower) and their enthusiasm seemed less. Went last Thursday PM and…

Electric Blue Cafe

Tolland, Connecticut

Stop 1 on my last Thursday...

Stop 1 on my last Thursday roadtrip. Disappointed that my two favorites from last trip were not there (Vanessa and Joey). Tried a couple of dances but can't remember their names (one is…

Choice Gentlemen's Club

Minneapolis, Minnesota

Was at Choice Wednesday evening on...

Was at Choice Wednesday evening on 7/28. Based on reviews I'd read here, I expected a lot of contact both ways, boy was I disappointed. Went for $30 private dances with four different…

Bazooka's Showgirls

Kansas City, Missouri

Still the class of the Kansas...

Still the class of the Kansas City clubs. From the facility itself, classy and well-maintained, to the staff, always friendly, you are in for a first class experience here. The ladies are friendly…

Big Louie's Gentlemen's Club

St. Robert, Missouri

This is hands down the most...

This is hands down the most exciting club in the the country. I travel to almost every state in the U.S. and i visit every club I come across. This club takes the boredum out…

Th' Katch Show Club

Farragut, Tennessee

This club can be hit or...

This club can be hit or miss but I hit it big the last time. There is a perfect 10 working here and her name is Jenny. She is super friendly, a great conversationalist, and…

Rick's

Seattle, Washington

The club remodel is a work...

The club remodel is a work in progress. The front row of booths by the main stage (stage to the left when you enter) has been removed to increase seating. Saturday night is…

Club Fred

Montoursville, Pennsylvania

I didn't have high expectations when...

I didn't have high expectations when I found this little club in the rural area just south of the Super 8 Motel off Route 220 in Williamsport, PA, but once inside, I was impressed by…

Club Risque

Bristol, Pennsylvania

I haven't been here in a...

I haven't been here in a while. Visited last weekend and was surprised at how many new dancers they have. It seems as though there has been a large turnover within the last few months.…

HT's

Detroit, Michigan

Interesting place. Looks like a dump...

Interesting place. Looks like a dump from the outside and the inside is clean but the decor is late 70's or so. I didn't pay for parking or a cover charge on a Wednesday night.…

Honey's Showgirls

Everett, Washington

This is my first chance to...

This is my first chance to visit Honey's, I normally frequent the Seattle area clubs. The place is a bit rundown when compared to Rick's and Lake City Deja Vu. I visited on a weekday…

The Lamp Liter

Ottawa, Illinois

Dances done in the open, fairly...

Dances done in the open, fairly low contact. Full nude stage show. Pretty old place but they keep it up well. Girls range from 6-9. Good place to have a beer…

Flashers

Atlanta, Georgia

I went to Flashers for the...

I went to Flashers for the first time last night and had a decent time. I wasn't very impressed with the place's looks. They had crappy wood paneling on the walls, and the chairs and tables…

Hip Hugger

Kokomo, Indiana

Although I agree in part with...

Although I agree in part with previous reviewer in regards to this being the number 1 club in America, when you take into account the high quality $10.00 lappers from mostly 7-9 (looks) dancers and…

Market Street Cinema

San Francisco, California

This place is a total rip-off....

This place is a total rip-off. It's bait and switch in the front and when they get you to the back they team up on you with other dancers and even the security guys get…

Cafe Risque

Micanopy, Florida

This is one of a chain...

This is one of a chain of interstate clubs on I-75 & I-95. There are 2 stages, 1-2 girls dancing on each stage at a time. There are bars on the edge of the…

State Street Station

Rockford, Illinois

Well, I was back for my...

Well, I was back for my annual (and last) visit to Rockford for hopefully, some more fun like last year. I wasn't disappointed at all. First of all, Candy was still there and is…

State Street Station

Rockford, Illinois

You only need one word to...

You only need one word to remember when you get to this place: "Marie". Marie is a smoking hot blonde that loves to wear the school girl uniform. Her body is equal to…

Dreams

Detroit, Michigan

Just got back from the Booby...

Just got back from the Booby Trap, and once again, was very, very satisfied. I met a new lady, blonde and beautiful, and she gave me some great dances. All the YMMV…

Bottoms Up Tavern

Portland, Oregon

Went to Bottoms up a couple...

Went to Bottoms up a couple of times over the last month. They have pretty good food and the dancers I have seen range from 3-4 to as high as 8-9 in looks. There are…

Shotgun Willie's

Glendale, Colorado

This club has been around for...

This club has been around for years. Over the years this club tends to act like a roller coaster as far as the quality of girls goes. On average the girls are 5’s to 9’s.…

Cheeks Gentleman's Club

West Carrollton, Ohio

Finally, a descent club in Dayton! Have...

Finally, a descent club in Dayton! Have been to Baby Dolls and Diamonds this week, but had a much better time at Cheeks. Nice, big club. Lots of TVs. Pool tables. Private dances are in chairs, not…

Papermoon Scott’s Addition

Richmond, Virginia

I was in Richmond on business,...

I was in Richmond on business, and stopped by this club. I went with low expectations, having lived in Richmond in the past, and frequenting such places as the Playhouse Lounge in NJ and being…

Centerfolds

San Francisco, California

Don't be crippled by your preconceptions...

Don't be crippled by your preconceptions that strip clubs suck on weekday afternoons. I dropped by Centerfolds unexpectedly yesterday, a Wednesday, about 4 PM, and found LOTS of action. There were about a dozen girls…

The Candy Factory

Rochelle, Illinois

I happened to be in Rockford,...

I happened to be in Rockford, IL for a gathering of car enthusiasts who had planned to come down to this club on Friday night to have some fun. So I decided to check…

Hip Hugger

Kokomo, Indiana

Number 1 in the country!!!!!!????? ...

Number 1 in the country!!!!!!????? I think not. I visited Kokomo on Wednesday, July 21, driving in from Detroit, primarily to check out what all the praise is about. I have to…

Hip Hugger

Kokomo, Indiana

Great place where one wouldn't normally...

Great place where one wouldn't normally expect it. Good quality of talent. I spent some time with a petite little blonde (Ashley) who loved to go for maximum contact. She sat and talked for a…

Cellar

Joliet, Illinois

The only positive thing I can...

The only positive thing I can say about this place is that the girls are extremely friendly and they definetely work hard for their money. Their Fugliness is certainly not going to earn them…

Hamilton Strip

Hamilton, Ontario

Some time has passed since ...

Some time has passed since my last review… word has it that the Strip will be undergoing some changes (for the better). First of all & most importantly, NEW CARPET!! Now that…

Big Daddy's Showclub

Kokomo, Indiana

The previous reviewer is pretty accurate...

The previous reviewer is pretty accurate in representing my opinion of the place. Except that I would not rate it anywhere near as high. Maybe the people in Kokomo are too nice to…

Chicas Locas of Cabaret Royale

Dallas, Texas

On a business trip to Dallas,...

On a business trip to Dallas, my favorite club is Cabaret Royale. It's easiler on a weeknight to get a table in the balcony overlooking the stage. The action is hot and the…

Imperial Showgirls North Hills

North Hills, California

I attended the contest that VB...

I attended the contest that VB has every couple of months where finalists from the contests of the preceding two months compete for $2000 prizes. It was quite a circus (in a good way), somewhat…

Diva's Gentlemens Club

Lexington, Kentucky

As a veteran of the Lexington...

As a veteran of the Lexington clubs, I will say this club has come a long way. Alcohol served now helps a bunch. They added a couple of TVs for a little sports…

Rick's Cabaret Fort Worth

Fort Worth, Texas

Mostly high class ladies. Dances...

Mostly high class ladies. Dances are out in the open. No VIP room, but very nice upscale setting. $20 per dance. Three stages. After her dance on the mainstage, she…

Dancin' Bare

Portland, Oregon

Stopped in last week after a...

Stopped in last week after a round of golf. They were having a pseudo wet t-shirt contest but it wasn't really advertised from what I saw. They had only a few ladies in the contest…

Allstar's Gentlemens Club

Northlake, Illinois

Stopped in for lunch yesterday. ...

Stopped in for lunch yesterday. Of the course the food was just average strip club chow with the attraction being the ladies. I was really disapointed with the looks of the day shift there was…

Living Room

Dayton, Ohio

Wed night with three buddies. ...

Wed night with three buddies. Marvelous selection of girls. Big girls, little girls, big tits, little tits, real tits, fake tits, blonde, brunette, red, black, asian, something for everyone. The house rule…

Tiki Cabaret

High Point, North Carolina

This club is tiny. They have...

This club is tiny. They have very unreasonably priced drinks, and extremely unattractive girls. They are constantly pushing to sell you free passes (which defeats the purpose if they are trying to sell them),…

Les Girls

San Diego, California

This club is allright. I...

This club is allright. I hadn't been here in a few months. Came back and saw a few familiar faces. Girls range from about 6 or 7's. Lots of implants…

Pacers

San Diego, California

I'd give the dancers here a...

I'd give the dancers here a 5 but there was a lady tending bar who was at least a 10. I think but am not sure her name is Lesley and she was hotter…

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

I haven't visited this strip club...

I haven't visited this strip club in awhile, but it is now my favorite club when I'm in MI. Went here on a Wednesday afternoon, was not crowded, but steady. Very hot stream…

Industrial Strip

Hammond, Indiana

Had the opportunity to stop in...

Had the opportunity to stop in last week after an absence of seven months. Had a good dance with a girl I hadn't met before. Will stop back every time that I am in the…

Acropolis

Portland, Oregon

I wanted to stop into a...

I wanted to stop into a club at lunchtime and went to Dolphin 1, which is my favorite in Portland. It's usually light on customers during the day but consistently has the prettiest dancers…

Industrial Strip

Hammond, Indiana

I went back to this club...

I went back to this club again. Very impressed again. The privacy in the private room permits real action. The women are beautiful and accomodating and available. Just be polite and…

Club Paradox

Chicago, Illinois

This is a strange and seedy...

This is a strange and seedy place. There is a "main stage" that consists of about four private booths that allow the person in the booth to look through a plexiglass window at a…

Hip Hugger

Kokomo, Indiana

was there during first shift girls...

was there during first shift girls on saturday, great time, about 12 girls total...beer was cold....one girl was a 10, the rest were 8s and 9s...10 bucks for a dance...left b4 2 shift started,,its…

Thee Dollhouse

Tampa, Florida

Didn't really need the valet parking...

Didn't really need the valet parking but had to take it. Once inside quality is what you would expect within any DH. Atmosphere is top notch as well are the dancers. Center bar, well lit…

Club Rog

Fremont, Ohio

I was there on a Monday...

I was there on a Monday night at about 10:00. $11 cover charge, no booze and 4 girls working. Basially a 6, 7, and two 8's. The girl that lached onto me was…

Lido Cabaret

Cocoa Beach, Florida

Made it back to my central...

Made it back to my central florida favorite gentleman's club. I can not say enough good things that reside within. Entrace fees are very reasonable, drink prices for you and the dancer are in line…

Market Street Cinema

San Francisco, California

This place can be seedy, low-rent,...

This place can be seedy, low-rent, whatever, but it is always interesting to me. The girls aren't the best, but there are some good lookers, if you just look a little. This place…

Jewel Box

Baltimore, Maryland

What new can you say about...

What new can you say about a Block Club? Long bar, dark lighting, every dancer asking the new guy if he wants any company, overpriced drinks and a bartender always asking if you want…

Diamonds Cabaret

Centerville, Ohio

Went to this club on 2...

Went to this club on 2 consecutive nights (Mon and Tues). Very nice looking club, and very nice looking dancers. On first visit there was a $10 charge for a 90 day temp.…

American Dream

Omaha, Nebraska

I agree with the other reviewer....

I agree with the other reviewer. This could be a real nice place. The girls aren't too bad looking. If you don't want to be bothered, this is the place. No…

Vixens Ybor Strip

Tampa, Florida

To all who have asked me...

To all who have asked me for recomendations before, take this advice: Go have a nice long lapper with Celeste! She's incredibly beautiful, but white hot at the same time. She has…

Babe's Mens Club

San Antonio, Texas

Nice place in a decent area....

Nice place in a decent area. 7pm or so. 12 ladies I could count, just beginning shift change. Mostly above average latinas here. Sat a few rows back and soaked in…

The Palace Gentlemen's Club

San Antonio, Texas

First of all, great interior...very classy....

First of all, great interior...very classy. I was in about 5 in the evening and there was a crowd just beginning to build. Drinks about normal prices. 8-10 ladies there most average…

Lux Views/ Centerfolds

Superior, Wisconsin

I visited Centerfolds on a slow...

I visited Centerfolds on a slow early Monday evening in July. There appeared to only be three or four dancers working and four or five customers in the Club. The main door for the club…

TJ's Showgirls

Stanton, California

Stopped in on a week day...

Stopped in on a week day afternoon. Typical all-nude juice bar with a cover charge to get in then over-charged soft drinks. They have one large stage in the middle of the room…

Front Room

Why can't guys talk to each other?

Have you ever noticed that guys almost never talk to each other in a strip club, unless of cours they're friends? I mean if you go into a regular bar, sooner or later you're going to have a conversation…

Zachary's

Mashpee, Massachusetts

I've managed to make a few...

I've managed to make a few visits since the summer began. It doesn't seem a heck of alot busier than it is in the winter. During the week, they manage to get a 2nd stage going,…

Westside Show Lounge

El Paso, Texas

This is one of my favorite...

This is one of my favorite clubs in El Paso. Ladies are generally friendly and staff is great. This is a topless club so they sell beer and other drinks. Table dances…

Jaguars

El Paso, Texas

This is a very nice club....

This is a very nice club. Ladies are very friendly, VIP room is plush and dark. DJ is willing to play your request. I would highly recomend this club. This is…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Visited this place on a Saturday...

Visited this place on a Saturday night. It was $15 at the door. The place is very narrom and long, similar to any corner bar. Essentially, you sit at a bar.…

Paradise Saloon

Lawrence, Kansas

Made a 2 hr drive each...

Made a 2 hr drive each way to spend a few hours at Paradise & OutHouse. A little slow on a Monday night, but still plenty of selection. Tina (aka Faith Hill) was…

McDoogals

Riviera Beach, Maryland

If you are accustomed to LD...

If you are accustomed to LD from places like Showcase or Players Club/WW, then you are really going to be disappointed by this place... First of all, when you get to the lap dance…

The Outhouse

Lawrence, Kansas

Made a 2 hr drive each...

Made a 2 hr drive each way to spend a few hours at Paridise & OutHouse. A little slow on a Monday night, only 6 dancers, and a couple were did not interest me.…

Foxy's

Scottsville, New York

Stopped in the other night--first time...

Stopped in the other night--first time back in a while. All I can say is WOW. There were a number of girls that I had not seen before and they were all amazing.…

Vixens Ybor Strip

Tampa, Florida

When I go to Tampa I...

When I go to Tampa I pay a visit to this club. This is an outstanding club. The dancers are not pushy. Had dances from Rikki and Devon. Both dancers are…

Imperial Showgirls North Hills

North Hills, California

Few remarks from my recent visit...

Few remarks from my recent visit to the VB. 1. The place seems to have settled down after the transitional glitches of changing owners. 2. Everything in the VB is one hour later than it used to…

Uptown Cabaret

Charlotte, North Carolina

Last visited Uptown Cab a couple...

Last visited Uptown Cab a couple of months ago when clients were in town and wanted to check out the local talent. We chatted up the girl at the front desk and got her to…

Peek a Boo

Portland, Oregon

The girls of this club make...

The girls of this club make it one of the best places in Portland for a guy looking for a good dance. The girls are cute and kind and a lotta fun. Easily my favorite…

Hott 22

Union, New Jersey

This is a pretty cool club....

This is a pretty cool club. It's the only BYOB nude club in the state that I know of. Loctaed right next to a bowling alley, the outside's not much to look at, but the…

Spearmint Rhino

Boise, Idaho

Good club, nice interior, hot women,...

Good club, nice interior, hot women, too bad Idaho laws are so strict. Check it out...

Honey's Showgirls

Everett, Washington

Sorry some of you had bad...

Sorry some of you had bad experience's. I will promise that in the month of Oct, or Nov there will be a new BOMBSHELL back at Honeys. This will be worth the wait, I PROMISE

Bandaids Showclub

Phoenix, Arizona

Visited this club July 3rd and...

Visited this club July 3rd and had a terrific time. The ladies are all very friendly and they give exellent dances, with good contact. Ebony gave me several dances, at $10 per. Cover charge is…

Foreplay Gentlemen’s Club

Baltimore, Maryland

This club blows away the rest...

This club blows away the rest of the block. I'm sure you can get much more mileage at the other bars, but the girls at this place were a step above. The other block joints…

Larry Flynt's Hustler Club

San Francisco, California

I've been to a handful of...

I've been to a handful of strip clubs in the Bay Area and this is one of the best. The atmosphere is classy and they have plenty of beautiful women. For $20 you get a…

Country Rock Cabaret

Sauget, Illinois

This is a follow-up review. ...

This is a follow-up review. Last time thru St. Louis headed to the airport, I went to Diamonds, then did PT's as a follow-on. This time I did PT's 1st, with Diamonds as…

Front Room

When should a dancer get a boob job? Are you for or against?

I'm just wondering what the opinion is here. I just heard another dancer suggest she might get a boob job. Her breasts are already full size even though they sag just a little bit. I've seen some…

Stiletto

East Rutherford, New Jersey

Nice looking and fairly well run....

Nice looking and fairly well run. No cover in the afternoon and great, really great looking women. Stage is fairly small and upclose and the ladies do put on a show. Dances on very…

Showcase Theater

Beltsville, Maryland

When I first went to SCT,...

When I first went to SCT, I was shocked by how beautiful the girls were! I thought, no need to go all the way up to Baltimore now! I have really enjoyed the…

Players Club

Rosedale, Maryland

I started visiting this club again,...

I started visiting this club again, after two years, and I think I like it better now than when it was called the Wagon Wheel. One of the nice advantages of this club is…

Tootsie's Cabaret

Miami, Florida

I went here about 4 times...

I went here about 4 times over the Memorial Day Weekend, and the atmosphere was highly charged - due to heavy traffic from out-of-towners. The club was bright, noisy and very busy with waitresses…

327 club

New Orleans, Louisiana

This is a small but intimate...

This is a small but intimate club, with lots of girls. And there are even two stages. In New Orleans, the dances are in general more expensive than other cities, but they have…

Platinum Dollz Lounge

Passaic, New Jersey

Things could be worse. This is...

Things could be worse. This is the place to go when you just want to see something, just not alot of it. Like most clubs, you can walk all the way around the bar, but…

PT's Brooklyn

East St. Louis, Illinois

This club still is the one...

This club still is the one place that baffles me. I have never seen it crowded, but the decor and atmosphere do present the vibe that it should be hopping. It is much nicer than…

Henry the VIII Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Was here for $10 lap day...

Was here for $10 lap day Monday at shift change. About 9 girls on days and maybe about 15 in the evening- they ranged from about 4 to 8 in appearance and the…

Rick’s Cabaret

Chicago, Illinois

Though many of my friends disagree...

Though many of my friends disagree with me, I think VIP is a decent place to go if (like me) you live in Chicago and want to keep your drive under an hour. PROS:…

Treasures Houston

Houston, Texas

The first time I saw this...

The first time I saw this place, it blew my mine! Strip clubs in cities like Houston & Dallas are so much better than here in Maryland. Treasures is a huge Gentlemen's Club…

PT's Showclub Denver

Denver, Colorado

If nothing else, this has to...

If nothing else, this has to be the biggest strip club in the Denver area. The place features a huge main floor with numerous stages where the ladies dance topless. There were dancers…

Scarlett's Cabaret Denver

Denver, Colorado

I had visited this club a...

I had visited this club a year or so ago when it was going by a different name. The layout is about the same as before with a large main floor area containing several…

Cheeks

Wilmington, Delaware

Not a bad place to stop...

Not a bad place to stop in, have a few beers, watch a game on TV, and get a little thrill in the LD room. Good grindage, especially for this part of the woods,…

Mynx Cabaret Hartford

Hartford, Connecticut

Easily my favorite club. The...

Easily my favorite club. The girls here are very nice, and range from 5-9. Not a lot of mileage in the private room, but friendly girls.

Centerfolds

Neptune, New Jersey

Your milage may vary plays a...

Your milage may vary plays a big role here. The talent level is medium to high, but watch out for those Russians, they'll take your money for nothing-- pretty much the cliche these days.…

Front Room

Tell us about your ATF (Looks, Nationality, type of Club)

Well I don't have just one ATF but several. The first one was a African American girl named Ebony(her real name was renay) She worked at a Bikini Club. she was about 5'3 and a little overweight about 150lbs but…

Shotgun Willie's

Glendale, Colorado

Visited three of Denver's most popular...

Visited three of Denver's most popular clubs last Friday afternoon (see my reviews of Penthouse and PT's). Of the three, Shotgun Willie's is definitely the most fun place to visit. Although the girls…

Sensations Gentlemen's Club

Galena, Missouri

Not nearly as impressed as I...

Not nearly as impressed as I was before when I went to Sensations. The girls are still attractive, but the attitude of the place has changed. Perhaps it is because it was a monday, but…

Platinum Plus

West Columbia, South Carolina

Paid a visit to the club...

Paid a visit to the club this past Wed nite hoping to see my 2 favorite unnamed dancers but neither were there. Alizee told me that ATF unnamed dancer #2 would be in Thurs but…

Flashdancers Midtown

New York, New York

Went on a Thursday afternoon in...

Went on a Thursday afternoon in July, around 1:30 pm. For NYC, I think Flashdancers is a good place to relax and enjoy the view. The girls are very pretty, and very comfortable…

Tiffany's

Atlanta, Georgia

I stopped in on a recent...

I stopped in on a recent Thursday night; this place is more of a stop for a beer or two for me. Friendly, clean and upbeat atmosphere. There were 10 - 12 girls most…

Escape Reality

Granger, Indiana

This bar is what it is:...

This bar is what it is: A beer joint in the sticks with topless dancers. I went on a recent Friday night there were about 8 or 10 girls working, all in the 5-6…

Club Rio

Indianapolis, Indiana

Visit three weeks ago started very...

Visit three weeks ago started very slow, but may have been due to being July 5 Monday of a three day week end. With the exception of a one or two the mid shift…

The Candy Factory

Rochelle, Illinois

This place is a few miles...

This place is a few miles off I-39. It’s a pretty big club. There is a couple of pool tables and a bar right when you enter. There is a separate area…

Front Room

Need Help finding a Couple's Friendly Club

I need some help from any member who reads this. I'm looking for an upscale club that is very couple friendly, one where the dancers are more than willing to approach my wife and ask her to dance.…

Front Room

Which club has the best website?

Which club has the best website? And does it accurately portrait the dancers there? What makes it good? I think my vote goes to MSC in S.F. I really like the fact that they include floor diagrams. It makes it…

Front Room

What are the standards for being a stripper?

Some of the clubs that I been to lately don't seemed to really have a standard. Why would management hire a girl who is too heavy(more than 20lbs overweight) or a girl who looks like a twig dance? Shouldn't management…

Front Room

Russian roulette or safe bet?

ENLIGHTENED STATES THAT HAVE OUTLAWED TATTOOING: Connecticut, Florida, Kansas, Massachusetts, Oklahoma, South Carolina, and Vermont. Dr. Robert Haley, chief of epidemiology at the University of Texas Southwestern Medical Center at Dallas, thinks most people have no idea…