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Onyx

Atlanta, Georgia

Went on Monday (slow) 5/17 night,...

Went on Monday (slow) 5/17 night, finally asked a slightly older blonde girl to VIP, and spent 1.5hrs. Some contact. When i only tipped the waitress for a bottle of champagne 10%, she complained about…

Vixens Ybor Strip

Tampa, Florida

The only problem with this club...

The only problem with this club is that it's pricey (though at par with the area). I went there during the day on the Tuesday after Memorial Day and there was only about 10…

Imperial Showgirls

Anaheim, California

Stopped by on Saturday afternoon and...

Stopped by on Saturday afternoon and paid $10 cover. There were about 20 dancers and 4 customers. I chose Angelina again and had her give me 4 dances for $40. It was…

Honey's Showgirls

Everett, Washington

To the last reviewer, just tell...

To the last reviewer, just tell them what you're willing to pay, but be nice about it. If they want $30, they will do 2 for $50. If they don't go for it,…

Bears Den

Shelly, Minnesota

This is a brand new club...

This is a brand new club that opened June 2nd. It is owned by the same people as the 418 Club in Minneapolis. I was there on the first Saturday night. The club is…

Barbarella's

Ottawa, Ontario

Don't know why the reviews/opinions of...

Don't know why the reviews/opinions of Ottawa SCs are so bad...I visited this club last night during a trip to Ottawa (having visited Bare Fax and Pigales on a previous trip) and had a good…

Pure Essence Gentlemen's Club

Tampa, Florida

Fantasy Dolls is a sleazy place...

Fantasy Dolls is a sleazy place with low standards and high mileage. The girls are not debutants (probably 1-6) but the service is full. When I was there each girl took turns dancing on stage,…

Cheerleaders Philadelphia

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

This is still the most fun,...

This is still the most fun, laid back club in Philly. There seems to be a lot of new girls, and a lot of my favorites aren't present any longer. The talent may…

Gold Club

San Francisco, California

I...

I went here on the advice of several locals,and the 7+ rateing here at TUSCL. It turned out to be an above average looking upscale club. I came for dinner…

Cafe Cleopatra

Montréal, Quebec

After 13...

After 13 years I finally made it back to canada. I was pleasantly suprised to find that the rules have changed since I last visited. Had some great full contact dances.…

Acropolis

Portland, Oregon

Still the best club in Portland....

Still the best club in Portland. Last Saturday afternoon, six girls were working (two stages) ranging from 6-9. My experience is that the Acrop gets mostly top-tier girls (college age, limited tattoos &…

The Library Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Cheetah's is the definition of strip...

Cheetah's is the definition of strip club. As others have mentioned before, it's loud, crowded, dark and has a high energy party atmosphere. You are bumper-to-bumper people, which is also includes the 100-200…

Xecutive Showclub

Phoenix, Arizona

Although it’s in an industrial area,...

Although it’s in an industrial area, this is a new, fresh, beautiful place. High ceilings, lots of ceiling fans for good ventilation, beautiful women (especially London), and great drink specials (Fat Tire on tap…

Vanity After Dark

San Francisco, California

Broadway Showgirls is a brand new...

Broadway Showgirls is a brand new club. It offers a low pressure, glamorous show club on two levels. Upstairs is a glitzy supper club than harkens back to a time gone by. You can order…

Club Risque

Bristol, Pennsylvania

Today was one of those special...

Today was one of those special times that keeps us involved in this hobby. This is as good a place as the Philly area has to offer. And maybe the entire Northeast.…

Blackjack's Gentlemen's Club

South Elgin, Illinois

Things have changed for the better...

Things have changed for the better at Blackjacks. I visited a couple of years ago and would have rated it a 3 because of the small number of dancers (2), lack of customers and air…

The Torch 2

Boise, Idaho

Two of these reviews are full...

Two of these reviews are full of shit. Talzola1 is obviously clueless about this place, so let me just tell you what he said that is completely wrong. For starters, the club he…

Hideaway

Rockford, Illinois

Finally, Jimmy decided to spend some...

Finally, Jimmy decided to spend some money and redid the look of the bar. New carpet, new lighting, it looks much better. Pretty hopping on a Saturday night, and aside from the usual few Hideaway…

327 club

New Orleans, Louisiana

Being new to the area, i...

Being new to the area, i was a little dissapointed with the advice I received about NO strip clubs; I was told to go to gold club, rick's, or hustler. I checked out ricks…

Tango's

Olathe, Kansas

I went to this club again...

I went to this club again on a Saturday night and had a great time. It has been about 6 months since the last time I was there and it is better. The…

Sugar's Lounge

Parkersburg, West Virginia

This is a nice small club...

This is a nice small club with average talent. They have added a VIP room and hot tub. The atmosphere is laid back and the girls do not hound you to buy them drinks, a…

Rachel's Show Bar

Reynoldsburg, Ohio

Stopped by this past Friday evening...

Stopped by this past Friday evening after work. 8 girls working. Two I'd rate about 7. The rest were less than 5's. Two didn't get topless on stage. Even though…

Pacers

San Diego, California

The best thing about this place...

The best thing about this place is the fact that customers don't get bugged that much for lap dances. But just like in all SD clubs, you need to tip a dollar after each…

Chicas Cabaret

Phoenix, Arizona

The place is small, drab, and...

The place is small, drab, and poorly ventilated. The bar has no beer on tap, only bottles. The music is hip hop, and not overly loud. Except for the mural in the VIP…

Mitchell Brothers O'Farrell Theatre

San Francisco, California

As an after though to my...

As an after though to my previous review, if high mileage is what you seek. Anthony’s Barber Shop in China Town is the best ever. I spent 4 hours with two nude girls massage, full…

Mitchell Brothers O'Farrell Theatre

San Francisco, California

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In our search for the ultimate strip club I vote for Mitchell Brothers of San Francisco. Because of the variety of things to do and the…

Miss Kitty Showgirls

East St. Louis, Illinois

You will not find the most...

You will not find the most beauties here but you go here for the privates. Went both afternoon and evening. Dayshift not bashful at all about what you get in a private. They will tell…

Men's Club Of Dallas

Dallas, Texas

I went to this club again...

I went to this club again on a Thursday night and had a great time. I always like the women at this club, rarely pushy and rate 9-10 and a lot of them.…

Market Street Cinema

San Francisco, California

As an after though to my...

As an after though to my previous review, if high mileage is what you seek. Anthony’s Barber Shop in China Town is the best ever. I spent 4 hours with two nude girls massage, full…

Market Street Cinema

San Francisco, California

The...

The Market Street Theatre is a horrible place with, no talent, ugly, vultures and no dancing show to speak of. The building has seen better days. It is located…

Lollipops Gentlemen's Club

Daytona Beach, Florida

Wanted to get a taste of...

Wanted to get a taste of some Daytona Beach action after wearing out the Cocoa Beach scene over the last few months. What an eye-poppin' experience!! We ended up at Lollipops and had…

The Pink Pussycat Lounge

Tampa, Florida

I didn’t...

I didn’t care much for this place. It’s quite a dump. Bikinis, low contact and high pressure from the below average girls. $5 to the house for use of the lap…

Heavenly Bodies

Elk Grove Village, Illinois

If this club had nothing else...

If this club had nothing else other than the 'free' drinks and sandwiches, it would still be a great club. $10 at the door and a few tips and you can have a great…

Cheetah Palm Beach

West Palm Beach, Florida

This club rocks !!! visited twice...

This club rocks !!! visited twice in three days, rec'd BBJ's 2 out of 3 visits to the $50.00 "champagne rooms". The regular LD are is also quite liberal."Shot Girls" are young, cute, and give…

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RomanticLover: Warning to New Posters, Plee to Old Ones & Petition to Founder

Glad to see the Board comming to life again. I've noticed a lot of new names as of late and I look for to sharing thoughts, opinions and experiences with all of you. The purpose of this thread is a…

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How Long Lap Dance Songs Last!!!!??

We pay anywhere from $10 to $20, and even $25 to $30 for table/lap/couch dances. If we go to the VIP section, in many clubs, there is a $10 charge to get in! Have you ever noticed how long the songs…

Pleasures

Wichita, Kansas

I made yet another visit to...

I made yet another visit to Pleasures on Saturday (June 5th) afternoon. Arrived at the club at 2:00PM. Like some of my previous visits, I took a dinner break and returned to Pleasures, and…

Dreams

Detroit, Michigan

Stopped in on Thursday afternoon and...

Stopped in on Thursday afternoon and may I say a lot of what I have heard about the day shift here is very true. Very good mileage which surprised me seeing as how it was…

Stilettos Gentlemen's Club

Charleston, South Carolina

Visited this club for the first...

Visited this club for the first time in months on Friday night and was very pleased. Girls are hot and most are very natural. $7 cover and the shot girl is the shizzle. They were…

Blackjack's Gentlemen's Club

South Elgin, Illinois

This club...

This club hidden away in a upscale suburb of Chicago. It's comfortable in a high class fashion. All the dancers are 8's and up. Just be very careful of local police…

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Music must have energy

The best clubs play music that has feeling anf energy. My favs are Gold Club Centerfolds Sacramento CA, Flashdancers NYC, Crazy Horse 2 Las Vegas, BlackJacks Elgin IL, Fantasies Providence RI, Platnum Portland ME, and Gossips Long…

Shotgun Willie's

Glendale, Colorado

School's out, and there is a...

School's out, and there is a new batch of lovelies working the club. This club has more stable (as in longevity) dancers than most in Denver, especially in the early and middle shifts.…

The Library Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Cheetah's continues to rock the free...

Cheetah's continues to rock the free world! Visited again around Memorial Day and I must say, it's still a great, great club. Checked out the day shift - Sunday it was rather weak,…

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What would make a good lapdance song??

What song or songs would set the mood right for a good lapdance?? I would say Insatiable by Prince and Tempo slow by R.Kelly or any of Keith Sweat's slow songs.

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Some dancers actually think the customers are stupid

I am not bashing on all stripper/dancers but there are some that will come up with any kind of story to either get money from you or to not spend their money. This one dancer asked me the other night…

Golden Dolls

Saint Petersburg, Russia

I found myself alone during the...

I found myself alone during the "white nights" recent in St. Pete and decided to try this place. I did not do my homework on TUSCL before going and if I had, I'd probably…

Gold Club

San Francisco, California

I was sorry to hear that...

I was sorry to hear that the Gold Club had been bought by Deja Vu. I have avoided their clubs in San Francisco as basically tourist traps. But I decided last month to stop in…

Rick's

Seattle, Washington

Said it before, still the best...

Said it before, still the best club around the Northwest-that I've been to anyways. Went down to Portland to visit friends, and stopped by some recommended places by my favorite ricks chic-nakita- who used to…

Roxxx

Brooklyn, Illinois

Stopped in around 1am on Friday,...

Stopped in around 1am on Friday, and I must say this club is nowhere as good as it used to be... Roxy's used to be ass to elbow on a weekend night, but there was…

Dreams

Tampa, Florida

I went to Dreams on a...

I went to Dreams on a Friday night. I figured I would try it out on a busy night to see it at its "best". I doubt I will go back. Lots of gangbangers and wannabees.…

Stilettos Gentlemen's Club

Charleston, South Carolina

Checked the club out on a...

Checked the club out on a Thursday night, it was slow at first but it picked up later on. There were about a dozen girls working that night. Got a dance from Brandy, a young…

Miss Lindsay's

Greene Township, Pennsylvania

Not a bad place to hang...

Not a bad place to hang out. Everyone is nice. Man... the girls are HOT! Maynot not perfect 10's But their close. Midnight $10 lapdance's for as many as I could buy with in 5…

Ruby's II

Bridgeport, Connecticut

I really like this club, but...

I really like this club, but it has been disappointing lately. I stopped by today for about an hour. Eight girls, but all very unenthusiastic. I got a private dance from Joanna,…

Babes Show Club

Jackson, Mississippi

Book Guy's personal run-down of the...

Book Guy's personal run-down of the dancers skill-levels. Lexi (tall all-nat fitness-model blonde) excellent, very interpersonal, very much into customer satisfaction, rates a 10. Goldie (short all-nat curvaceous buxom, excellent tits, funny pug nose, wrinkly forehead)…

Sharky's Lounge

Dayton, Ohio

Saturday night visit with about 6...

Saturday night visit with about 6 dancers (4-8's). The audience is really drawn into the action here. The girls have a friendly attitude and get you into their dances. Private dances were good, with plenty…

Shaker's

Stratford, Connecticut

Went there this past Friday. ...

Went there this past Friday. The actual girl quality was higher than normal. Still a bit quiet for me. Seems they misplaced the bar stools as there were…

Ken's Gold Club

Nashville, Tennessee

This is till the classiest club...

This is till the classiest club in town. Went in on a Thursday night. Not very busy, but plenty top notch women. Noel,Raven(6-foot tall and sexy as hell),and Nicole(young and cute). Hold out for the…

Rick's

Seattle, Washington

I was recently back in Seattle...

I was recently back in Seattle for business and remembered how good Ricks was last time, despite the inconvenient location, so I thought I would return. They now have booths in a VIP area…

Wiggles

Queens, New York

Went there last Saturday night at...

Went there last Saturday night at 11 pm. Walked in a small room with a stage in the middle. There were seats around 3 of the side stage and table set up around…

Teddies

Bridgeport, Connecticut

Very disappointing for Teddies. ...

Very disappointing for Teddies. Friday afternoon around 4:00. Place was pretty dead. The girl quality was way down and not many to choose from. Heard it was raided about 2…

Jaguars

El Paso, Texas

I go to El Paso about...

I go to El Paso about twice a year and because of Jaguars, I am beginning to look forward to my bi-annual visits. This trip I went on a Tuesday night (6/1). When I pulled…

Industrial Strip

Hammond, Indiana

This is a pretty great club....

This is a pretty great club. Little on the pricey side, but well worth the money. Cover is around $10, but there is a coupoun on their website that saves you a few…

Flamingo Showclub

Vandalia, Ohio

Clean club - nice looking ladies,...

Clean club - nice looking ladies, mostly 6-8's. Visited on a Saturday night, place was busy, but not packed. Got a seat near the runway and had a good time with a couple of the…

Chicas Bonitas

Austin, Texas

I've always had a great time...

I've always had a great time at the lady; my last trip to Austin was no exception. The girls sit and talk for ages; more often than not I actually had to bring up wanting…

Miss Kitty Showgirls

East St. Louis, Illinois

Stopped in late thursday night for...

Stopped in late thursday night for about 45 minutes before they closed. This is the first time I have been in there since they have finished remodeling the place, and it is a bit nicer…

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Hand washing

If a dancer lets you stick your finger in her pussy, should you wash your hands after you leave the dance area? If a dancer fondles your bare package, should she wash her hands too? If a dancer wants to…

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

Layout is 2 floors - private...

Layout is 2 floors - private dances are done upstairs, floor dances are downstairs. The floor dancers rotate 5 stations and then walk around and ask for dances. Overall, the girls are hot.…

Solid Gold

Mexico City, Ciudad de México

This is the best club I...

This is the best club I have been at in many years. Great variety of girls from South America, Cuba, Eastern Europe and of course Mexico. I spent 5 hours with a beutiful Mexican girl…

Madame Rouge NYC

New York, New York

Went there for my second time...

Went there for my second time last Valentines day - what's a single guy to do? The Good = All my comments from my last review still apply...but one thing changed...Bobbi was there and…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

If you are looking that the...

If you are looking that the perfect "10" in a lapdance and looks, then a blonde bombshell, by the name of, "EVAN" from the Spearmint Rhino, Las Vegas is your girl. You will have the…

Ritz Cabaret

Baltimore, Maryland

Got a chance to revisit. ...

Got a chance to revisit. Like I said earlier, this does seem to be a younger, party-type bar; certainly not your traditional Block bar. For good and bad. I did get upstairs…

Choice Gentlemen's Club

Minneapolis, Minnesota

Had a great time there this...

Had a great time there this week. Madison knows how to make you happy on the couch dance. I will be back real soon as soon as I reload the funds.

Reno

San Pedro Garza García, Nuevo León

Be carefull, they will rip you...

Be carefull, they will rip you off. They will say 5 private dances for one price then wen you are finished the price will be much higher. I will never…

Augie's

Minneapolis, Minnesota

Based upon the other reviews on...

Based upon the other reviews on this board I must have been here on bizzarro night but this place was horrible. I was here on a Thursday night about 9 pm. More dancers…

Gold Nugget Gentlemen's Club

Panama City, Florida

This was a daytime visit. ...

This was a daytime visit. No cover until 6 pm. Club is very nice. Two stages and two couch dance areas. There were seven girls working and only six visitors. All…

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What do you get in a VIP room in New Orleans?

Seems to vary city to city.

PT's Showclub Denver

Denver, Colorado

This is probably the best club...

This is probably the best club in Denver overall. Still, it can be hit and miss. There is mileage here, but it will cost you, and while it's a good club it isn't…

Palazio Cabaret

Austin, Texas

Went to Palazio last Friday night....

Went to Palazio last Friday night. The club was packed with customers and dancers. Sugar's used to be the place with the best looking dancers, but based upon this night Palazio holds that…

Club Castaway

Whatley, Massachusetts

This is a nice, relaxed, small-town...

This is a nice, relaxed, small-town club. One main room with the stage and bar. Two poles, with some of the girls doing some good pole work. Other room with chairs for…

Millstream Inn

Baltimore, Maryland

Best strip club without lap dancing...

Best strip club without lap dancing I have ever been to. There is no cover charge to get in and no drink minimum and they have lots of beautiful girls who are very friendly and…

Chicas Locas of Cabaret Royale

Dallas, Texas

I stopped by here on a...

I stopped by here on a Wednesday night and paid $8 cover only to find the place lacking and excitement. There were at most 18-20 girls and there was not a real good place…

The St. James

Houston, Texas

Stopped by St. James a bit...

Stopped by St. James a bit late on a Monday night and had a good time, but not the great time I normally have there. First the basics about the club: four stages, three downstairs,…

Christies Cabaret

Cleveland, Ohio

I was there after 11 pm...

I was there after 11 pm on a weeknight. It is a good sized club with numerous dancers. Dancers ranged in appearance from average to drop-dead gorgeous. Many beautiful African-American ladies there.…

Tiffany's

Atlanta, Georgia

Visited this club last week ansd...

Visited this club last week ansd had a real good time. Girls are okaylooks wise, but there are a few very friendly gitls. VIP room can be worth the money. They get new girls all…

Platinum Plus

West Columbia, South Carolina

I went on a weeknight and...

I went on a weeknight and it wasn’t as loud as the weekend but it was still hard to hear or talk to the girls. Saw several girls in the 6-9 range but not…

Platinum Plus

West Columbia, South Carolina

Got to the club around 6:45...

Got to the club around 6:45 PM-no Trish, no Lace. Saw Miranda but no Alizee, Selena or my ATF unnamed dancer. Small crowd. Left & returned around 9:40. Crowd not much bigger but Alizee was…

Déjà Vu Minneapolis

Minneapolis, Minnesota

Went to Deja Vu yesterday afternoon....

Went to Deja Vu yesterday afternoon. My experience (pretty extensive)has shown that all in all the best club in the twin cities for full contact both ways and gorgeous women is actually Choice (couple…

Dreams

Tampa, Florida

On a sleepy Thursday afternoon, I...

On a sleepy Thursday afternoon, I was driving past Dreams and noticed a bunch of cars in the parking--had to investigate. What a wonderful sight! Sixteen (16) dancers working the floor, stage and…

Crush Gentlemen's Club

West Columbia, South Carolina

Went here on a Tuesday night....

Went here on a Tuesday night. The girl at the door asked if I had been here before and when I said no she told me the house rules including the girls could touch…

XTC Cabaret Austin

Austin, Texas

The club is in the middle...

The club is in the middle of no-where - valet parking is new ($5) - park in the back if you get there early. cover is 20 get 10 off coupon on web site. Layout…

Volcanic Eruptions

Pomona, New Jersey

this club could have real potential...

this club could have real potential because it is owned by the same people that own the Playhouse. However, it sucks. The girls never walk around and you can usually find them sitting…

Perfect 10 Cabaret

Austin, Texas

Somehow last week, I ended up...

Somehow last week, I ended up at Sugar's and was to say the least, disappointed. Sugar's is one of the most overpriced and overrated clubs in Austin. You'd be better off trying even…

Industrial Strip

Hammond, Indiana

Stoped by here yesterday at lunch...

Stoped by here yesterday at lunch time and the daytime crew is just as good as the nighttime without as much bump and run cause with less people there they spend more time chatting. But…

Sportsmans Inn

Providence, Rhode Island

I gave the club a 7...

I gave the club a 7 because its not really a strip club. Its a bikini club. What that means is you never see whats beneath the bikini. If I wanted that I would go…

Ritz Cabaret

Baltimore, Maryland

1st time in since it reopened....

1st time in since it reopened. Much more spacious, with the upstairs finally reopened. But, the lighting is spotting, so you can't always see what you came to see. I got a dance w/…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

This is my favorite club when...

This is my favorite club when I visit Dallas, which in not often enough. There are usually at least 25-30 girls here in the afternoon (85% or more are blond with enhanced boobs) and…

Sapphire Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

Went here last month. The girls...

Went here last month. The girls are all 10s. But take plenty of money. They are better than the one armed bandits at cleaning your pockets. Place is crowded, but plenty of energy. A lot…

Market Street Cinema

San Francisco, California

This club is still hit and...

This club is still hit and miss, but my visit last week was more hit than miss. On the whole, the girls are definitely better looking than they used to be, and they seem to be…

Diamond Girls

Durham, North Carolina

One of my favorites has certainly...

One of my favorites has certainly thrown me a curveball. Went Tuesday night and saw 2 good looking new girls. Decided to give a try and that's went the night went downhill.…

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Dancer BS Lines

Have you ever had a dancer claim to have orgasmed after dancing for you. It's happened several times with me. Just wondered if it's a standard line of BS they throw at customers to get repeat business.

Foxy Lady

Providence, Rhode Island

Went Saturday 5/29 during the day...

Went Saturday 5/29 during the day shift admission was 5 or $7 dollars. During the night ime admission is $15 general admission and $10 for the nude room . I have a VIP card at…

Cheaters

Providence, Rhode Island

Went to Cheaters on 5/29 after...

Went to Cheaters on 5/29 after I had been to the Foxy,admission was $5. Plenty of dancers however 70% were average or Below. The best deal in the club is the cabaret dances:after finishing their…

Bar Gau Gau

Puerto Peñasco, Sonora

The club was very nice inside...

The club was very nice inside and they have a big nice room with chairs and couches in the center for some privacy with the ladies. We were there on New Years Eve and not…

Diamond Cabaret

Las Vegas, Nevada

$30 entry fee, and only 6...

$30 entry fee, and only 6 girls! What a joke. Granted it was a Sunday, but it was Memorial Day weekend. The girls were attractive, not the best I've ever seen, but…

Club Risque

Bristol, Pennsylvania

This club always has had a...

This club always has had a very comfortable feel. There are times when there are lots of beautiful girls, and other times when there aren't a lot, but even though the girls go around…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

I'm saddened to see the 5...

I'm saddened to see the 5 and 6 ratings. This is an unbelievable club. I was there last night - Wednesday - and batted 2 for 2. Usually it takes me a…

Visions

New Orleans, Louisiana

This is the only club in...

This is the only club in NO that is not a tourist trap. This is definitely where the locals go. But, for me, that is part of the problem as the girls seem…

Baby Dolls

New Carlisle, Ohio

Was there last night. The...

Was there last night. The only problem, they were late opening the doors. It was almost 7:30 before they let us in. It would be nice if the couch dances were a little…

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Pole-Bruising

Ladies, (and gentleman) One dancer at FD (Charlie, wonderful girl, highly recommend getting a dance from her!) has a query. She tends to bruise easily and doing her pole dances, her legs get markings. Anyone have any suggestions that…

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Dallas Clubs

I need some help in choosing a Dallas Club to visit. Can someone give me their opinion on 1) the club with best looking dancers, 2) the club with highest mileage, and finally 3) best overall club? Thanks.

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Couple friendly-Canada

Which clb is the most couples friendly in Niagara falls, Canada. First time for her. Thanks.