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Visions

New Orleans, Louisiana

Having been disappointed by other clubs...

Having been disappointed by other clubs in New Orleans over the years that I have traveled there on business, I wasn't expecting a lot from Visions. Wow, was I wrong! This is clearly…

Brass Rail Tavern

Toronto, Ontario

I visited this club for the...

I visited this club for the first time on Thursday, August 12th at approximately 10pm. It was packed with guys and very nice looking girls. The stage was well lighted and there were plenty of…

Knockouts Gentlemen's Club

Arcadia, California

They have a little bit of...

They have a little bit of everything here as far as girls go, mostly Latino, one "white girl" and a few asians. Basically, it's a big bar setup with a stage right in the middle.…

Thee Original DollHouse

Orlando, Florida

The only reason I was able...

The only reason I was able to give this club a 6 (instead of lower) is that I found two beautiful and friendly girls to spend the evening with. On the plus side, dances here…

Platinum Plus

West Columbia, South Carolina

Still one the best clubs anywhere....

Still one the best clubs anywhere. I actually like the atmosphere better that the Memphis counterpart. It is more laid back and you can have just as much fun for less money. I had dances…

Night Trips OKC

Oklahoma City, Oklahoma

After my exploration of the Fox,...

After my exploration of the Fox, went to a tried and true club. Night Trips is a professionally run club with the best looking girls in town. It consists of several mini levels all…

Choice Gentlemen's Club

Minneapolis, Minnesota

Had a great time Saturday afternoon....

Had a great time Saturday afternoon. There were only a couple people there. I had some sexy and very satisfying dances with Natasha-an all natural beautiful brunette, Kitty- very sexy petite black girl…

Flashdancers Midtown

New York, New York

I really enjoyed this club! It...

I really enjoyed this club! It had all the makings. MAny gorgeous girls, Real lap dances, and not much pressure. I tried Scores, a couple of blocks away, but its mostly hype. Let me tell…

Flashdancers Midtown

New York, New York

I really enjoyed this club! It...

I really enjoyed this club! It had all the makings. MAny gorgeous girls, Real lap dances, and not much pressure. I tried Scores, a couple of blocks away, but its mostly hype. Let me tell…

Matador Club

Valparaiso, Florida

Havent been here in a few...

Havent been here in a few months. Went Saturday night looking to see Fiona or Madison. Unfortunately, neither one were here. To be honest, they are really the only 2 gils I find attractive here.…

Club Bristol

Sun Prairie, Wisconsin

Went to Club Bristol Saturday night...

Went to Club Bristol Saturday night around 9:30 PM. The place was already crowded with barely legal drinkers. Paid a $7 cover charge (no cover on Sunday and only a $5 cover before…

Blue Fox

Oklahoma City, Oklahoma

Went here last Thursday. It...

Went here last Thursday. It was probably one of the foulest clubs I have ever been in. The place smelled noticably of urine and stale beer. Do they ever clean this place?…

Pure Gold of Raleigh

Cary, North Carolina

Even though I've lived in the...

Even though I've lived in the Triangle area for quite a while now, I had never been to Pure Gold until last night. When you first approach the club, it sort of surprises you.…

Club Super Sexe

Montréal, Quebec

Pushy waitresses, enough silicone to power...

Pushy waitresses, enough silicone to power all the computers at NASA for years to come. They do have lesbian shows, but the pushy waitress had the bouncer throw me out before they got onstage…

Zanzibar Tavern

Toronto, Ontario

Visited this club for the first...

Visited this club for the first time on Monday evening, August 9th. No cover charge but the VIP lapdance areas all had a price...$20 I believe for entry. One girl told me the price was…

Rick’s Cabaret

Chicago, Illinois

Spent four hours there last night...

Spent four hours there last night and it was the best experience of my life. I met so many beautiful and friendly ladies. I was treated like a king in the VIP area…

Caleche Du Sexe

Montréal, Quebec

Awful, awful, awful. If you...

Awful, awful, awful. If you like fat, ugly dancers, this is the place for you. You can touch anywhere but the kitty, but who would want to? They had one girl that…

Sundowner

Niagara Falls, Ontario

I visited Sundowners for the first...

I visited Sundowners for the first time on Saturday, August 7th, around 6:30pm. It was just at described in previous posts...many great looking girls, and a fairly well lighted stage. Very decent beer prices at…

Seductions International Gentlemen's Club

Niagara Falls, Ontario

Visited Seductions for the first time...

Visited Seductions for the first time on Saturday, August 7th, around 7:30pm. All of the other posts here are pretty accurate. There were plenty of good looking women. The club wasn't too crowded even though…

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So you older guys want a young stripper - read this!

Young women, but the same old problem. William, 45, has always dated younger women. It was only recently, however, that he detected a pattern in those relationships. “I end up raising them — helping them solve their problems, grow up…

Tootsie's Cabaret

Miami, Florida

Day shift girls were not as...

Day shift girls were not as attractive as night shift, but on the bright side, you could actually get dances. The best thing about this club was the dildo show by the porn star…

Club O

Homewood, Illinois

All I can say is that...

All I can say is that my return to Club O was MUCH more eventful than my first visit was. I went during the day, abut the 3:00 hour or so. Got dances…

Cadillac Lounge

Providence, Rhode Island

If you've been here before you...

If you've been here before you know the scene....but if not... I think the girls are above average for the bump and grind of Providence. The best time is had in the upper area where…

Tiffany's

Atlanta, Georgia

I tried the Diamond Club again...

I tried the Diamond Club again after an inconclusive visit last month. The quality of the girls was nowhere near as good as last. The stage dances were very seductive but the girls looks dampened…

Bliss

Atlanta, Georgia

The club appears to have fallen...

The club appears to have fallen on hard times. It seems all the hot dancers have left and only the rejects from other clubs remain. They still hustle and try hard to entertain but the…

Cheetah Palm Beach

West Palm Beach, Florida

Nice neighborhood bar atmosphere for a...

Nice neighborhood bar atmosphere for a strip club but the dancers weren't all that hot. It was day shift though, to be fair; next time I go, I'll check the night shift out.

Deja Vu Showgirls Nashville

Nashville, Tennessee

I went by the Vu tonight...

I went by the Vu tonight and it so crowded, you had to go outside to change your mind! its like the occupancy of this place is appox 100 and the parking is about ten…

Club Sundance

Honolulu, Hawaii

Visited this club a few times...

Visited this club a few times since a couple of refugees from Centerfolds started working here. Definitely a local strip club, no touching, tips in garters only, ladies drinks, and no touching. The…

Cheetah Pompano Beach

Pompano Beach, Florida

Nice club, way too many regulars...

Nice club, way too many regulars to get dances from girls though I got lucky and found one girl who gave me a couple nice table dances. She instantly started in with the upsell…

Vixens Ybor Strip

Tampa, Florida

After having a direct hit thanks...

After having a direct hit thanks to Hurricane Charley the night before in Orlando, I was more than ready for an "attitude adjustment"..What better place to go than YS?.... Early evening visit, once again....looks like…

Sugar Bare Vip Lounge

Winston-Salem, North Carolina

Having been disappointed at Harper's and...

Having been disappointed at Harper's and desperate for some love, I decided, against my better judgement to try Sugar Bare's again. I either go at the worst times, or the postive reviewers are SB…

Scarlett's Cabaret

Hallandale Beach, Florida

This club had the best looking...

This club had the best looking dancers of all the South Florida clubs I went to on my recent trip (Tootsie's, Cheetah II/III, and Scarlett's), and the place was packed, but the atmosphere left me…

Crazy Girls Cabaret

Phoenix, Arizona

A lot of girls. All...

A lot of girls. All of the enjoyable to look at. I must recommend Amber for a very enjoyable lap dance. I was there on a Friday night and they place was…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Spent a recent Wed afternoon and...

Spent a recent Wed afternoon and early evening at the House. This could get an 8.5 or higher from me, but the majority of girls just aren't appealing enough. If it weren't for…

Mons Venus

Tampa, Florida

I went to Mons Venus the...

I went to Mons Venus the other night and had one of the best times. MV has the hottest girls in Tampa. The place is small but the atmosphere is great. The…

Mitchell Brothers O'Farrell Theatre

San Francisco, California

This is by bar the best...

This is by bar the best strip club in the U.S. The place has the best interior. There is a variety of rooms: new york live stage, ultra room, green room and copenhagen…

JP's

Washington, D.C., District of Columbia

Went to JPs on a Saturday...

Went to JPs on a Saturday afternoon. Two dancers were working at 2pm; at least one hadn't shown up. Three songs on stage, three off, three on. I stayed an hour and saw…

Jet Strip

Inglewood, California

The Wed night contest is very...

The Wed night contest is very good, since all the contestants care about the audience. I went on Friday, however, and that was a mistake. Most of the 15 regular girls were quite…

Harper's

Winston-Salem, North Carolina

Needed some entertainment and company last...

Needed some entertainment and company last night, not much is going on in this town, so, against my better I decided to try Harper's again. Paid the $12 entry, went in sat at a…

Cheeks

Wilmington, Delaware

Convenient and fun..a great combination. ...

Convenient and fun..a great combination. Sunshine has returned after 'quitting' again. What a performer. A rare dancer that really loves turning guys on. Highly recommend a nasty dance with her. Had 3…

French Maid

Calgary, Alberta

The other reviewer has it right--there's...

The other reviewer has it right--there's no interaction between dancers and customers when off the stage. There's no real tipping at the stage. Customers throw Canadian dollars (which, oddly to me as an American, are…

Flashers

Atlanta, Georgia

After reading several reviews concerning Flashers,...

After reading several reviews concerning Flashers, I decided to give the place a try. It is a short drive North of the perimeter on the left. There is a $4 valet parking fee-the attendant was…

Flamingo Lounge

Baltimore, Maryland

Came back to this basement joint...

Came back to this basement joint on a Mon afternoon and the place was dead with only 3 girls who semmed bored with 1 guy sitting by himself. The women were only about 6s with…

Femina Sexy Disco Night

Naples, Italy

this place was small, overpriced, for...

this place was small, overpriced, for 100 euro the lapdance should be something to remember, parking is a huge problem, close to downtown naples and not easy to find

Emperors Pasco

Holiday, Florida

I went back a couple weeks...

I went back a couple weeks ago and to my pleasent suprise, saw Sierra...a very sexy and classy girl...on this trip again. This time I opt for the 30 minute deal. $150 plus…

Crystal City Restaurant - Gentleman's Club

Arlington, Virginia

The Crystal City Restaurant is my...

The Crystal City Restaurant is my favorite strip club in the DC area. It is a comfortable sports club with numerous televisions and two stages. Their food is great for a club, especially…

Derriere's Gentlemen's Club

Myrtle Beach, South Carolina

Haven't been here in a couple...

Haven't been here in a couple of months, seems like there are more girls here during golf season (spring and fall). Most girls will tell you exactly what they provide in the VIP room…

Club Risque

Bristol, Pennsylvania

I returned to this club yesterday...

I returned to this club yesterday for the first time in a month. It was a Friday afternoon which is generally pretty busy here. It was slower than I have seen in a while.…

Misty 1

Honolulu, Hawaii

The club is in an alley...

The club is in an alley west of the shopping center. (I actually went to Misty three times, and the third time, a Thursday, there were no close parking spots, so I left.)…

Mouse's Ear

Johnson City, Tennessee

Went here at the end of...

Went here at the end of May. 8 girls most 5-6 several 8's had naked wrestling, they auctioned off to oil the girls down and I got it with $10 dollars (cheap customers) got…

Solid Gold

Pompano Beach, Florida

Went here mid august. Is...

Went here mid august. Is located next to new Spearmint Rhino, did not go in there. First night suckered into $250 private dance did result in HJ but actually cost $400 tip for…

Foxy Lady

Providence, Rhode Island

I went to see Gauge when...

I went to see Gauge when she danced here last month. Cover was a bit expensive but Gauge treated all of us well. She was available for photo and private dances. Looking…

Diamond Dolls

Pompano Beach, Florida

Not a bad club but enjoy...

Not a bad club but enjoy Cheetah 3 more. Like the layout of the club and find the girls to be very personable and friendly. 10 dollar dances good value but the VIP…

Mitchell Brothers O'Farrell Theatre

San Francisco, California

My wife and I visited from...

My wife and I visited from about 12 midnite to 2am on the night of 8/7/04. If you were there, we were the husky white guy with the short beard (that would be me)…

Pussycat Lounge

Hoboken, New Jersey

Good club to have a drink...

Good club to have a drink and look at some hot women. No private dances, just a long bar with a stage running the length of the bar with 2, 3 or 4 dancers…

Bikes, Babes, and Beer

Havelock, North Carolina

Went in June had six girls...

Went in June had six girls working between 6 and 8 two didn't seem interested in talking to anyone but regulars got table dances $10 from the others limited mileage not a bad place but…

Olivia's

Havelock, North Carolina

Last time I was here seems...

Last time I was here seems like it had gone downhill and Sugars was the place to go. Got here at 10:00 only two customers girls didn't look too excited. Tipped more than…

Vixens Ybor Strip

Tampa, Florida

This continues to be the best...

This continues to be the best club in the Tampa area. There is no pressure and the girls are more natural and real

Smiles Nightclub

Poughkeepsie, New York

It's been years since I was...

It's been years since I was here, but this was one of the best places in Upstate NY to go to. Anyone been here lately who can give an update?

Cheetah Pompano Beach

Pompano Beach, Florida

Still great club! Dances from...

Still great club! Dances from Priscilla on a Sunday night. Very nice Hungarian. Can't wait to go back.

Rick's

Seattle, Washington

For the most part, this club...

For the most part, this club is pretty awesome. To get the "sucky" things out of the way: besides the cover (I believe it varies depending on the time of the day), you have to…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

I want to respond to the...

I want to respond to the previous somewhat negative reviews. My favorite club in Atlanta is Follies. It's not impressive in terms of the interior of the building, the quantity of dancers, or even the…

McDoogals

Riviera Beach, Maryland

Personally, I really love this place....

Personally, I really love this place. The girls aren't pushy and they certainly have fantastic bodies. I don't see what the hype is about the "no touch" policy. You can touch, just…

Minx

Ottawa, Ontario

In comparison to Barberella's and the...

In comparison to Barberella's and the BareFax this club really sux. It is smack dab in the Market but when all the other clubs are packed this one is empty. Many of the…

Shotgun Willie's

Glendale, Colorado

as you may have notices, i...

as you may have notices, i like going to this club. the girls that dance here are very good looking 7-9's, they don't pressure you for a private dance or to buy them a…

Fantasies on 5th Avenue

Anchorage, Alaska

To me, this is the best...

To me, this is the best place in Anchorage! Great looking friendly dancers, outstanding hi-mileage lap dances (even if you can't touch) and friendly staff. There is no alcohol unless you go across a glass…

Crazy Horse Saloon

Anchorage, Alaska

Walked in the club on a...

Walked in the club on a Wed night for a quick visit. There was no cover charge. This is more of a local bar/strip club that is not as touristy as the Bush Company. Seems…

Great Alaskan Bush Company

Anchorage, Alaska

ABC is basically a tourist attraction,...

ABC is basically a tourist attraction, and there are lots of out-of-town visitors here. Went on a weeknight. No cover charge, and the place was packed and standing room only. Probably 20-30 dancers working there.…

Hip Hugger

Kokomo, Indiana

I stopped in again at HH...

I stopped in again at HH last Thurs. night at about 10:00. Had a total blast again including several dances with three girls. After I'd had enough the cute girls kept coming.…

Brass Rail Tavern

Toronto, Ontario

It has been awhile since I'd...

It has been awhile since I'd been to the Rail, but work sent me to TO on business, so I decided to stop by with a nice roll of 20's in my pocket. I…

Royal Palace Cabaret

Houston, Texas

I went to this club on...

I went to this club on Friday night. I liked the layout of this club. It had plenty of seats around the stage. The girls would come up and give a nice little show just…

Club Exotica

Houston, Texas

I checked this club out on...

I checked this club out on a Saturday night. The club felt cramped. Not alot of room to move around. The second and third stages were awkward to go up and tip. The girls ranged…

Toys

Port Orchard, Washington

Very small club and very pushy/demanding...

Very small club and very pushy/demanding barkeep/doorman. The women are only so/so with a lot of undesireables in the mix. Some women there really should not be "dancing" at a strip club…

Rio Gentlemen's Club

Los Angeles, California

This is the old Rio club....

This is the old Rio club. On Wed night, the average of the 10 girls was a 5; most were chunky. The waitress was the best-looking girls there. Aliya put on a…

Mynx Cabaret Hartford

Hartford, Connecticut

Given the recent lack of talent...

Given the recent lack of talent in most clubs in CT, this one stands head and shoulders above the crowd. LD are is somewhat private but the mileage is limited. All in all,…

First King

Gardena, California

This club is on the corner...

This club is on the corner of Western and Rosecrans. Topless only, but with mild to hot lap dances. The girls are black, but, as a white, I've never felt unwelcome. YMMV,…

Captain's Cabaret & Lounge

Laguna Woods, California

Stopped by on a Wednesday night....

Stopped by on a Wednesday night. Granted, I didn't expect the very best girls to be on in the middle of the week, and I wasn't disappointed. The club is clean and the lighting…

Camelot

Washington, D.C., District of Columbia

Dropped in yesterday (8/12) for a...

Dropped in yesterday (8/12) for a liquid lunch with a couple of co-workers (1 female). This club has some of the most beautiful girls you'll see on stage, with a couple of exceptions.…

Venom

Tucson, Arizona

Suki's gone!!. Alas, an institution at...

Suki's gone!!. Alas, an institution at this club finally had a diagreement with management and left. After what??.. 7 years? I hope she comes back, I'll miss her and her music. (country porn..lol). As always the…

Time Out Gentlemens's Club

Tyler, Texas

First time in this club. ...

First time in this club. Two pool tables in the back, a main stage and two side stages. New comfortable chairs. $20 private dances in booths and two VIP rooms. The…

Men's Club Of Dallas

Dallas, Texas

I'm not sure what has happened...

I'm not sure what has happened to this place. I stopped in last Thursday (used to be THE hot night) after a long hiatus and the place was nearly empty. The girls that were there…

Harley's Gentlemen's Club

Paw Paw, Michigan

Nice looking girls but they are...

Nice looking girls but they are forced to wear latex over thery`re nipples and nylons. The club is dark and the dances are not very good at all plus the dancers hound you for drinks…

XTC 2.0

Dallas, Texas

This awfully fancy building is intimidating....

This awfully fancy building is intimidating. Decor inside says no poor man allowed. But girls don't look that high class 6 to 8 at best. Its big and crowd is not there…

Uncle Buck's Boobie Bungalow

Huntsville, Alabama

This is an 8 for the...

This is an 8 for the Huntsville area. Best club I visited. The club itself looks like an old barn, very long and narrow, very basic. Read other reviews that stated that it was too dark.…

Industrial Strip

Hammond, Indiana

This place is awesome. The...

This place is awesome. The only reason I give it a 9 is the lack of alcohol. Get your drinks elsewhere, then come here. Atmosphere: Smaller, cozy place, a little smoky but otherwise relatively…

Crazy Horse Too

Las Vegas, Nevada

Not quite as hot as a...

Not quite as hot as a couple of years ago, because of some legal issues, but still one of the best in town. Great women. If possible try the 1pm-9pm shift. The women are great…

Candi Cabaret

Charlotte, North Carolina

Stopped in this club on a...

Stopped in this club on a Monday night at about 9:30. There were maybe 3 girls on duty ranging from about 6-8. The drinks were stiff and the lap dances were good with…

Big Daddy's Showclub

Kokomo, Indiana

While traveling to Chicago area decided...

While traveling to Chicago area decided to go to Kokomo to check out HipHugger. Came across Big Daddy's first so decided to check them out. On Saturday after 8pm wasn't too crowded. Nice big…

Miss Kitty Showgirls

East St. Louis, Illinois

I finally stopped in today to...

I finally stopped in today to check out the day shift, and I must say it was like a totally different club. The girls were mostly on the chunky side, but nothing to bad. Since…

Bottoms Up Gentlemens Club

Little River, South Carolina

Wednesday night about ten girls on...

Wednesday night about ten girls on hand not too many more customers. most girls 6 or a 7, one or two girls an 8, not too much action in couch dance room as they…

Rick's Cabaret

New Orleans, Louisiana

This is a great club, one...

This is a great club, one of three that I consider worth a visit in the city. They even do an all-you-can-eat buffet during the week for lunch for $5.95. Great deal to eat and…

Show Case Gentlemens Club

Huntsville, Alabama

Went on a Wednesday night. Big...

Went on a Wednesday night. Big place, fairly nice inside. Better interior than Visions. If they could put Vision's girls in this club, it would be great. There were 5 dancers there that night, ranging from…

Sky11

Harvey, Illinois

I went to Skybox a couple...

I went to Skybox a couple of weeks ago and had a good time, although it was extremely crowded which I'm told isn't normal, even for a Friday night. But anyway... this place is…

Baby Dolls Fort Worth

Euless, Texas

This club has come along way....

This club has come along way. We used to frequent BD back in the day and the lady's were quite nice. However on a recent trip with some friends (trying relive the goold…

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couple friendly club in Destin (Ft. Walton Beach), FL

I am looking for a couple friendly club in Destin (Fort Walton Beach), FL. My wife and I are going there next week and she's been wanting to go to a strip club with me. I see there…

Vixens Ybor Strip

Tampa, Florida

Went there on a bachelor's party....

Went there on a bachelor's party. Lots of girls 20-30 of them. Some very hot, some not. Good lapdances, but pricey with short songs. Good if you like girls with big tits.

The Library Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

This is going to be my...

This is going to be my second review on this site. The last one I sent was for Cheetahs in San Diego. Well me and a buddy of mine just got back from Las…

Chicas Locas

Houston, Texas

Went last night after visiting Treasures,...

Went last night after visiting Treasures, before going to Centerfolds. Got a few dances from one young lady, but she was a 5-6er, and completely loaded. I got a dance from her and all was…

Centerfolds Houston

Houston, Texas

Went here last night after visiting...

Went here last night after visiting both Michael's and Treasures. Got in late (about 1:00 am), but that was fine. After sitting down, I quickly realized that there was almost no action at all on…

Treasures Houston

Houston, Texas

Have you ever had too much...

Have you ever had too much of a good thing? I did last night at Treasures. I go there at about 8:00pm, intending to stay until close. At about 8:15, a very cute Thai girl…

Classy Chassy

Indianapolis, Indiana

One of the better clubs around...

One of the better clubs around Indy. 80% are hott and the rest at least won't make you wish to run away. Lots of girls coming to your table wishing to give $1 dances after…

Choice Gentlemen's Club

Minneapolis, Minnesota

Went back again this past week....

Went back again this past week. I had 2 nice high milaege dances. I was there in the afternoon if that is any indication from previous posts. The girls are not high pressure at all.…

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Absence really does make the heart grow fonder

I went to a stripclub that I hadn't been to in the past 4 1'2months. I had a favorite dancer there and would make regular visits but decided to back off because 1. There is a club closer to where…

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High Heels . . . Yes or No?

Hanging it out with my FAV and the manager, a nice guy, has a problem that my FAV is NOT wearing her high heels. I tell him it is fine, but he insists that high heels make a woman…

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Pet peeve . . . eye contact . . .

I read where the ladies of the evening old (prostitutes) used belladonna in their eyes to enlarge their pupils. Enlarged pupils supposedly send a powerful message to man that the woman finds him attractive and thus he spends more…

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Positive experience with dancers . . . and dancers who assume

My experience has been very positive overall. Perhaps I'd be an angry camper, if I expected more than a good job. And, to me part of the good job is usually a fake GFE. Normally, a dancer…

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Boob test evaluation, test your skills and post results here

Just wondering how good everyone is at evaluating real versus fake. Take the test. Hopefully this link works. a boob test if not then go here and post results back here http://www.goodlaughter.com/funny/siliconornot.html

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Too Good to Be Real . . .

I really dislike breast implants as a general rule (small, medium, or large titties are excellent) or perhaps I really just dislike poorly done or conceived breast implants. Poorly done i.e. the docs a butcher. Poorly conceived i.e. woman…