Bazooka's Showgirls
1717 Main St Kansas City, MO 64108

I have to admit I have...

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tuscl
Oct 14, 2004, 3:18 AM
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I have to admit I have probably been spoiled. I have been lucky enough to live in both the Fort Lauderdale and Tampa Bay area. Perhaps if I had been forced to go to only midwestern clubs I might appreciate Bazookas a little more.

Overall, the girls at Bazookas are young. One might think that this is a good thing. Unfortunately, what it means is that the girls expect money without delivering the 'goods' I will admit most of the girls at the club are good looking. I have seen a lot better (i.e. Diamond Dolls, Thee Dollhouse, Mons Venus) The club is all nude on the stage. Lap dances are topless for 20 or "top-on" for 15. Personally there really isnt a difference. This is for two reasons most of the chicks arent "augmented" nor are they naturally buxom. I guess I can let that pass since most are petite.

The attititude of the girls there is relatively poor. They still think the world owes them a living. This means that they dont warm you up, they just ask for the dance and move on if you say 'no'. Which for a guy like me no obviously doesnt mean "NO" I am in a strip club I obviously want a lapdance. But I am sure you might agree, I dont wanna just give my money away either, especially if I think the chick isnt going to be 'into it'. And that is the problem a lot of the girls just sort of go through the motions. Ugh!

I will admit I was smart enough to get a dance from one of the pros there, she was good. The other chicks, just dont have that as a rule. Who knows maybe they (Bazookas' mngmt) will start a training program for the girls after this review. That way they girls dont have to wonder why they are only walking out with a 100 a night instead of 300 or more. Ok,but what do I know I am just the customer in a strip club.

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