Stars is just outside of Portland...

Stars is just outside of Portland and is worth the short trip if you're into seeing beautiful women. But going to Stars is like being a kid in a candy store with no money. You can see what you want, fantisize about what you want, but you can't sample or taste a thing! Lap dances are almost non-existent. You're better off staying at the stages where you might get the occasional "breast brush" as a dancer leans over you to give you a closer look at her "sweets". Most dancers are friendly and personable. Since this is a nude club, most of the women don't mind giving you a decent look at her sweetness. But look, don't touch!

The vibe in this place is different than a lot of clubs I've been in. It's more like a glorified peep show, except you get to sit back and enjoy your favorite beverage instead of enjoying a nice tug on your lollipop. I guess I'm trying to say I didn't feel a whole lot of sexual energy while I was there. I've been to many clubs all across this country and Stars felt like I had picked up the latest edition of Penthouse; the women are attractive, you get to look all you want, but it ends there. It might be the best in Portland, if you've never been to clubs outside of Oregon, but for the state that has the most strip clubs per capita in the country, it's all about quality, not quantity, when it comes to a good strip club.

Before I left Portland, a guy told me about lingerie modeling clubs. He swears they're more "interactive" but he couldn't give me a recommendation. Anyone out there had a decent "interactive" experience at one of these Oregon places?