- A Dancer at the Bush is Worth 2 Anywhere Else in Utah
Not always pasties here. Some have them but large majority either use translucent or glitter paint or none at all. Fuck the TUSCL obsession with extras. Go to an AMP for that.
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16 days ago
This location is now Exotic Kitty and by your description, you must have visited the Southern Xposure on Beck St. Is there a way for this review to be submitted under that listing?
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3 months ago
Great points. I like a strip club that knows what it is and they can use their website to tell that story. Just a lost opportunity if they don't. Instagram has been the best alternative in my view, but any business who wants to be taken seriously shouldn't be handing over their online identity to a tech company that could have a major server crash or be banned by whatever political winds are blowing.
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3 months ago
Bad luck with the security guy since my dances have always been two-way touch. But I tip them so maybe that helped? This Debbie downer review doesn’t reflect my experiences.
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3 months ago
Jacky is a sweetie. She is from Honduras.
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3 months ago
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gammanu95My casual drinking is your alcohol poisoning.
Wow this thread has really jumped the shark if we’re now comparing Donald J Trump to Jesus H Christ. WTF! The fact that he is still considered a viable political candidate in 2024 means we’re truly living in the upside down, folks. He tried to fucking steal an election and get his VP to rip up the constitution to get it done! The dude can’t even turn a profit on a casino but we’re gonna let him tear our country apart so he doesn’t to go down in the history books as a one-termer? I’m no Biden lover but I’d just as soon vote for the dead corpse of Bill Walton before I let him have the keys to the White House again. Stop crying about it being a dark day for democracy and stick your faces in the tits of a hot and deserving dancer (who most likely ain’t voting for him either).
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3 months ago
Thorough and thoughtful review, thank you!
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3 months ago
Sounds like you were in the deepest, darkest Morrissey hell!
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4 months ago
Two songs for $250? They usually charge $35 per song. If she double charged for the couples dance it shouldn’t be any more than $140 for two dances. Yikes
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4 months ago
I miss the photos/logos of the clubs. Now it’s just real plain. Even if those logos were outdated, I liked having a visual I could associate with each club.
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4 months ago
For sure, let's do it! I actually just posted a review of the "rival bar", pending approval so look for that.
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4 months ago
Soft Cell's classic "Non-Stop Erotic Cabaret" album was made to be played at strip clubs. It's got classics like "Seedy Films", "Sex Dwarf" and of course, "Tainted Love".
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4 months ago
Thanks for your review MissVicious. I'll have to come watch Christie (she's an OG doll) and sip a cocktail with you (without bothering you too much, although I've become a new fan of yours).
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4 months ago
I definitely think our reviews tend to be extras-centric since that’s the real crack candy of the review- how far did this guy go at the club? We skip ahead to read that part. When in reality, I like all kinds of strip club experiences. There’s a time and place for a real down dirty kind of club, an upscale joint or just a local dive bikini bar. I like being a strip club anthropologist and checking out the vibes. I’m just as happy with a hot, touchy stage show as I am with a lap dance or private room. But I do crave the touch, just don’t need the extras. Head to a massage parlor if you absolutely need to pop.
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4 months ago
I love Flashdancers midtown when I’m in the city but if you want extras in NYC you have to first plunk down $1000+ just to get in a room where that might be possible.
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4 months ago
Are you sure you posted to the right club? This is in Utah. This place has no VIP room options. They serve alcohol here so girls only dance with pasties on, no customer contact. You must have visited another Blue Sapphire.
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5 months ago
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motorheadFat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
I watched season one of this show when it was on SYFY channel - it's getting Suits-like popularity now that it's on Netflix. I loved it but then didn't get around to watching the rest of the seasons. Alan Tudyk (if you've seen Tucker & Dale Vs Evil, you know) is hilarious. That guy has about a million facial contortions. I'll have to pick it back up.
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6 months ago
"where couples bring their girlfriends to have trains ran on them"? - don't choose this sentence to be incoherent, it requires clarity.
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6 months ago
You think $15 is too high for a full nude dance? Seems pretty pretty cheap even if these are floor dances.
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7 months ago
This is part of the Sopranos tour for sure. I go there once in a while to pay my respects to poor Tracee.
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7 months ago
Tipping just for existing in the club is the NJ way
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7 months ago
@electronman - “duces” is Italian for leaders like Mussolini - he was pretty wild I guess so it could work.
@techman - affordable in that these are normal drink prices, not inflated due to the tits in the room.
Shill review or club ad? WTF there is room for every kind of joint. I liked it for what it is, no more, no less.
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7 months ago
Holy shit dude this is comprehensive as hell. I gotta get myself to Providence.
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10 months ago
This is one of Muddy’s funnier titles! Way better than “This place has gone downhill” like every other review title.