funonthaside

Comments by funonthaside (page 6)

review comment
3 months ago
Sgrayeff
In NJ. Goes to Pa for BJ.
A new club and new hope
As much as it's great that they made the club "look absolutely awesome", I would have rather them make club visits a good experience. Seems that this will become another supposed high-end club, with a boring experience. But, I may check it out in an attempt to be proven wrong.
discussion comment
3 months ago
sfrsox
I love boobies
Rollcall on club sites
Schedule posting works only when (a) girls are employees, rather than independent contractors (which is rare), and (b) girls are held accountable for no-shows. Even then, I wouldn't recommend making a sizeable time investment driving to a club based on interest in seeing a specific girl, as there is always risk of no-show. If using roll-call to see how many girls are there, the value becomes a bit higher, but even then, it's not reliable, due to no-show and drop-in risks.
discussion comment
3 months ago
OG12346
Jolie?
Dancers take breaks all the time. It's not too surprising.
review comment
3 months ago
Dburell2077
Decent Time at Ebony Inn
Lots of plastic at EI? I haven't seen much of that.
review comment
3 months ago
Jmanskald
(D)MV-based explorer
Great Place If They Hadn't Started Scanning IDs
"Can't do X because of cameras" = "I don't want to do that, but also don't want to look like a non-achiever, so I'll blame it on the cameras".
discussion comment
3 months ago
basictoken
Cubans are ruining this place
Usually they just want a photo of the cash.
review comment
3 months ago
blackfoxx
Pennsylvania
Had an itch to scratch
There are still plenty of $5 girls. For every 2 that want $10, there is at least 1 that will accept $5. Some will ask for $10, but accept $5. Others will stand firm on $10 and play on their phones making $0 if the club isn't full. It may also help if you commit to a certain number of dances at $5. I've had one suggest "at least 4", which to me was low and reasonable, and she was happy she agreed to $5.
discussion comment
3 months ago
basictoken
Cubans are ruining this place
How cute that Rick thinks the Cuban girls aren't pimped....just because they kiss amd allow him to DATY.
discussion comment
3 months ago
SabrinaExoticOfficial
Exotic dancer in Luzerne county Pennsylvania
Birthday at the club? Happy Saturday
Let's hope you're still going strong at 90. You've had a good run up to this point, it seems. We all hope we can hold up as well as you have, and don't blow all our funds between now and when we reach your age.
discussion comment
3 months ago
SabrinaExoticOfficial
Exotic dancer in Luzerne county Pennsylvania
Birthday at the club? Happy Saturday
I use a dancer's birthday as an opportunity to get blasted playing a drinking game where I take a drink every time a dancer or DJ mentions it's a dancer's birthday. I usually get so drunk that even the Uber driver's car sways when I'm in the back seat.
review comment
3 months ago
gutaiconcrete
OK space, but had the night of my life with one girl
"Spoiling" its reputation? Doesn't it help moreso than hurt? Delilah's isn't really at the top of Philly PLs' destinations these days.
review comment
3 months ago
Llappers
Dances on a strict budget
A related note....this demonstrates the "ole' reliable" nature of PHL....OP went in with limited funds, and didn't need to spend much before getting to his goal.
review comment
3 months ago
Llappers
Dances on a strict budget
The good news is that you {appear to be from} North Jersey, where there is plenty of action to be had.
review comment
3 months ago
Llappers
Dances on a strict budget
Smart of her to delay until near the end of the first song, but unfortunate for you.
review comment
3 months ago
Toolio123
Good, for the area.
What?!!!???? But TUSCL's own Sabrina dances there now...how bad can it be?
discussion comment
3 months ago
Nickanme
Porn stars touring at Clubs
Yes, but super expensive and not wild.
discussion comment
3 months ago
Nickanme
curvy dancers in Philly
Gina at Playhouse Lounge would be a perfect fit for you. Other than that, Philly won't yield much for you, given its demographics. Head north to Paterson to find plenty of wide-assed Latinas.
review comment
3 months ago
Darkblue999
Somewhere in the club
Better than last time
Another reviewer noted they stopped using the forms. Did management change again? I was having lots of success at Penthouse during weekend mid-afternoons, then is was a ghost town the last 2 afternoons I went.
review comment
3 months ago
Chaseme
Just a tourist attraction
As I noted in a prior review, this place is a clip joint. It's so bad that, even as the rare nude club in North Jersey, I avoid this place.
discussion comment
3 months ago
motorhead
Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
Listeria Outbreak
People have died from eating lettuce, too....so nothing is really safe.
review comment
3 months ago
fizzypants
No need for me to visit any other strip club ... ever
Contrast with many of the other girls, who offer the same for no explicitly stated or expected tip (but will graciously accept if offered, but nowhere near the amounts expected by Mercedes and Susie). The only upgrade worth it is to occupy Mercedes' yapper, to stop the chatter.
discussion comment
3 months ago
Owlyoung_ggofv
Southern Libertine
How do Strip Clubs stay relevant in the Modern Age
Nothing can replace face-to-face encounters with women, and certainly not touching. And, clubs are easier and faster for getting action than weeding through online posts looking for other options, or dealing with the complexities and flakiness of OTC meetups.
discussion comment
3 months ago
Ol School
Club Observations
I saw a girl next to a guy at Gold Club in Baltimore recently, who was messing with her phone while seated next to a guy who had bought her a drink. He also had a girl on his other side who was conversing with the bartender instead of him. And, both were facing forward, rather than toward him.
review comment
3 months ago
Carotene1
Anna (Would Avoid)
Attempting to charge extra after the dance is done is ineffective. There is no obligation to comply with the request.
review comment
3 months ago
Carotene1
Anna (Would Avoid)
I wonder how she thinks she can get away with miscounting songs, when the song count tracking is as reliable here as anywhere.