No need for me to visit any other strip club ... ever

Playhouse is a pink building on route 130 in Burlington New Jersey. Doesn't matter what time of day you visit it will always take a few seconds for your eyes to adjust when you first walk in. Immediately before you is the bar with an enclosed stage. I always head left so that I can hit the men's room and pay the $10 cover which includes two drinks.

However, today my routine was thrown off because Susie was walking by the front door as soon as I walked in. She was very aggressive and persuasive in getting me into the back room and I decided to go with flow. Less than 30 seconds from leaving my car l was getting a solid high mileage dance with good over the pants action.

After 4 minutes the intercom let us know dance 1 was up and then Susie started discussing her menu. Considering many women do what she was suggesting for free I balked. Besides, I wanted to sample several women with the limited time I had. I paid for two dances, no tip.